Thursday, April 14, 2011

Random Photos Part Two

Even brown looks good on Heidi Klum. I look like a big brownie when I wear brown. All I want to do is cover myself in frosting at that point.
You would think that Hayden P wearing a hat would be ridiculous until you
see Billy Corgan's hat.
An actual real smile from Jennifer Aniston?
Ditto for Jessica Alba.
At least Justin Bieber has a bigger camera than the guy Selena is cheating on him with.
James Gandolfini talks about how wide his bald spot was before trying a home remedy.
Jillian Michaels wins the airbrush of the day award.
Jennifer Lawrence finishes a close second.
Look. Benjamin Travolta already has his first hair implants. I am going to tear up.

33 comments:

looserdude said...

Selena cheatin' on the Biebs? Is nothing sacred?

Ms Cool said...

Jennifer Aniston needs to stop the work on her face. That Travolta baby is cute! I hope they can be happy.

looserdude said...

OK. I'm ready for the Sopranos sequel. When Gandolfini gets hungry enough, it'll happen.

MontanaMarriott said...

Nice one re: the Biebs @Enty.

Oh the Travolta kid is a cutie, but I thought they were having twins?

RocketQueen said...

Lol Enty! Three for three! This is why I love this blog. I guess that means she's hitting it with a photog or *gasp* a paparazzo?

Aniston's face looks different. Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's fillers.

Mooshki said...

Damn, Enty, you aren't holding back at all these days! If the Bieberettes find out about this, Selena better buy a Pope-mobile for protection - she's gonna need it.

kathryn said...

The reason JA doesn't smile is because her face is so plumped up with filler. It, like her friend CC's, look like it hurts.

Ida Blankenship said...

Uhhhhhhh, Baby Travolta looks NOTHING like his "mom" or "dad." How ~weird.~

Is Jillian Michaels supposed to be sexy? Just wondering.

Was GQ ever anything more than Maxim for Middle-Aged Men? Again, just wondering.

parissucksliterally said...

I HATE that Jen Aniston started with the fillers, they look awful on her.

Carrie said...

Ooooh. Selena's going to have rabid 13 year olds on her ass. HIDE SELENA!

chopchop said...

Love the Selena/Bieber tease!

And, I'm sorry, but that girl is NOT Katniss.

Sue (in MO) said...

Actually, the Travolta baby looks just like his older (deceased) brother Jett. If you Google photos of Jett, you can see how similar they are in the expressions, the shape of the face. I am sure no matter what this baby brings them a lot of joy. He's a cutie.

califblondy said...

Baby Ben does look a lot like Jett. I didn't think he looked like anyone in the family in his newborn picture, but he's changed.

mngddess said...

(sigh) My dearest friend, who I've known since sophomore year of HS, bears a striking resemblance to Heidi Klum.

You can imagine what it was like to go to clubs with her. Great girl, though.

Maja. With a J. said...

What's the deal with the Jennifer Lawrence picture? "Here I am, sexy and...violated on the floor by this closet in my underwear, helplessly looking up at a sexual predator".


I am so tired of this kind of photo.

Pookie said...

i think hayden looks kinda cute, despite the hat.

little ginge l. ron is...interesting. i'll leave it at that.

Nate F. said...

Selena is going to break the Biebs tiny heart. Maybe then he could date someone more size appropriate for him. Like Snooki.

I wish Hayden would dump that ox of a boyfriend. Then she could alsodate somebody more height appropriate. And by someone I mean ME.

Lay off Jimmy Gandolfini. That guy can do no wrong. (I'll forget that "The Mexican" ever exists.)

Nate F. said...

Maybe Justin can ask his buddy Jesus Christ who Selena is cheating on him with.

MommaBear said...

It really does look like Jen is actually smiling...she must have just seen the picture of Ang and Brad. Cosmic Karma my friends.

lapin said...

Er...why does Jennifer Lawrence's head look pastede on? There's something very off about the proportions there.

lutefisk said...

I guess I am in the minority here. I thought the Travolta baby looked like Eddie Munster.

Patra said...

What has Jen Aniston DONE??? Her face, her face?? So sad.

looserdude said...

@Maja - LOL - To me it looks like Jennifer Lawrence is thinking, "I neeeeeed new shooooooes!"

Aileen said...

I almost wonder if it's a tongue-in-cheek way of saying that Selena's doing Ashton Kutcher -- since he does all those Nikon ads. Is it Nikon? I don't have cable anymore for poorness' sake.

lanasyogamama said...

I love Jillian, and she has a great bod, but that thing happening on the right hand side of the pic hip isn't natural.

I think Jennifer Lawrence looks pretty healthy and natural.

Maybe Aniston is happy because she's wearing cargo pants. I think she was as devastated when they went out of style as I was, she used to wear them all the time.

ykkstuck said...

I think baby Ben looks like Suri ...

Himmmm said...

Aileen? I agree. I guess it would have been too obvious to have a photo of the other cheating party - but not only does Ashton do those annoying goofy commercials? Last week in the photos Enty ran a pic of Ashton with his "teeny weeny" camera. Yet, in that week Enty never mentioned or hinted at any pairing with Selena and Ashton. Which is how Enty arrived at the CoCo Arquette snark as the BLIND CLUE (which I just know will be revealed in the next round ;-).

If Enty is referring to camera size only? This might be the ONLY time Justin B. ever out-matches any man! As a revenge? Could you imagine Beebs with Demi Moore? Lol. She'd eat him up in one gobble. You KNOW she likes the young guys - but you'd have to tie a board to his ass to keep him from falling in!

This is my life said...

Hayden P actually looks *gasp* cute here. She looks her age and natural.
Billy Corgan, go away. He friggen annoys me. Pretentious and imo untalented.

Lindsey said...

I love Jennifer Aniston. I do wish she wouldn't do that stuff to her face.

On the other hand, who cares about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez anyways, they are rich child stars who will be over before we know it. Like the Jonas Bros.

Danielle said...

@Momma Bear I laughed out loud on tthat one!
I was watching Inglorious Basterds (great movie) the other day and noticed how much Brad has aged alot! Now he looks much younger, so it's clear he's had something done. Altho he does look good.
I think baby Ben is adorable and looks just like his daddy. I can def see a resemblence.
Aww @Nate I think James was great in the Mexican I really liked him in that! lol

Maja. With a J. said...

Looserdude - well, it IS how I usually start a day of shoe shopping! *L*

linnea said...

Hahaha @Lutefisk

And yeah, it seems to hint at Ashton. If that is true, he is a much bigger creep than I imagined.

lisap515 said...

Ok does John's baby have RED hair or is it must me? And speaking of hair...wth is on John's head? Is his hat on backwards? Stocking cap thing put on pre-wig showing? it looks odd. The baby does look like Jett, who looked just like John. He does have the Eddie Munster widow's peak hair-do though. LOL.