Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Kim Kardashian Does Her Annual Wedding Vision Interview


Just like you can count on the sun rising and setting, you can count on Kim Kardashian at least once a year, maybe more depending on what she is promoting and how big the check is, to talk about how she has already pictured her engagement and wedding and everything about it. This was a frequent occurrence during the Reggie Bush years and even happened during the very short Miles Austin hiccup. Now, with her her current relationship exceeding her minimum three months, Kim has told Life & Style she can picture the whole thing. This is kind of like Jennifer Aniston and pregnancy stories except those usually happen quarterly and in every tabloid.

Kim has even go so far as to say she is already thinking baby names that begin with K so she can keep up the tradition. Apparently when Kourtney named her child with a letter other than K, she sinned against the Church Of Kardashian and is having to do penance, which explains why she is still with Scott Disick.

Of course the usual result after one of these articles is that her current boyfriend usually skedaddles. Yeah, I said skedaddles. Better than canoodling though. "What did you do today honey?" "Oh, I canoodled with the neighbor." "You better skedaddle then."

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd love a moratorium on the Kardashians. If they stop getting attention, they'll either go away or do something entertainingly ridiculous to get attention.

Baka Neko said...

I love when people plan things for the future without even talking to the other person. Hopefully this guy gets out and doesn't marry her Lamar did.
On a side note, why I am not surprised that there making stories about Courtney stealing Jen's guy now?

RocketQueen said...

I'm still angry that this....thing....was chosen to interview Elizabeth Taylor for the last time.

Jackie said...

I've got to use skedaddle in a sentence today!

parissucksliterally said...

she's already BEEN married. why do the tabloids always leave this out?

she is so fucking pathetic. go the fuck away, and take the rest of your worthless family with you.

bluebonnetmom said...

Run Kris Run!!!!

M said...

Church of Kardashian...penance...I'm rolling on the floor laughing at that. Good one, Enty!

Interestingly, this guy couldn't stand the K family when he was dating his prior girlfriend and she watched the show. Allegedly he was supposed to have said to her what we've all said on this blog: "Why do you watch this crap? She's only famous for having a sex tape, come on!" I'm curious of what happened between that and meeting Kim that changed his attitude (aka, common sense)causing him to do a 360. Also, the previous gf looks just like Kim!

Okay, I'm ashamed that I know all of that, but still, trying to figure out how someone who was against the K family (smart)is now even considering marrying into the family...He must have been drugged and had a voodoo spell put on him.

Ida Blankenship said...

You know what gets old? Posting, with freakish regularity, about a family you claim to despise.

Surely there's more salacious stuff going on in the world? I know it's a gossip blog and all, but it would be cool if we could keep the Kardashian Koverage set to just ONE day, maybe. Just do a weekly roundup. You can barf up some venom for Kim and mention her sex tape for the 34543th time (even though NO ONE mentions the famous men who have sex tapes and how THEY never get slut-shamed for it), and say something disparaging about how Kris is whoring out her daughters, and just be done with it. Just ONE day. Could you do that?

Robert said...

"Canoodle" and "skedaddle" are up there with "in cahoots with" and "gussied up."
And not to be picky, but if someone "does a 360," wouldn't they be facing the same direction they were to begin with?

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MISCH said...

Keep planning Kim....I prefer to wait till there's an actual wedding in the works...

TMNT said...

Please stop writing about the Kardashians and the Lohans. I don't care anymore, and the sooner people stop talking about them the sooner they'll drop off the planet.

selenakyle said...

Haaaaaa! You got an audible belly laugh out of me on that one, Enty!

That said...
I actually say skedaddle quite often.

(And y'all pipe down and quit acting the fool up there!)

Patty said...

I used "caterwauling" the other day.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Ida on this one. There's lots of other stuff going on, report on that rather than her. Please!

Ida Blankenship said...

Well, *I* used "hornswoggling" this morning.

Just kidding. But now I'm gonna find a reason to use it this afternoon...

bits of moxy said...

Skedaddle always makes me think of the Golden Girls episode with the Jerry Kennedy character.

M said...

You're right, Robert, I should have used 180...

RocketQueen said...

Patty - I really need to add more "caterwauling" into my day to day!

Maja. With a J. said...

I was told the other day not to "dilly-dally" on my way from work and come straight to a meeting...*L*

Robert said...

Discombobulated? Cattywampus? Kitty-corner?

Anonymous said...

I use "dilly-dally" a lot. It's my excuse for always running late in the morning.

I was told I use "okeydokey" a lot. I didn't believe my co-workers until I listened to myself. Eeek.

RocketQueen said...

@Maja - my Dad (from NZ) used to tell me not to "dawdle" on my way home. I miss him and that word.

Patty said...

Oh, I haven't used discombobulated in ages!

ms snarky said...

haha, skedaddle. fine use of the K family.

jax said...

late to the thread,was out GALLIVANTING.

thanks,mom.

MommaBear said...

Enough with the Kardashian Kaslopis already. If we all ignore them, perhaps they'll go away.

Stacey Charter said...

"What did you do today honey?" "Oh, I canoodled with the neighbor." "You better skedaddle then." Bwahahahahahaha!!!! One of my favorites? Back-assward! Thanks for that one Mom and Dad!

PS: Guys can we maybe stop complaining about what's written? Just skip the story if you don't like it. After all look at how many of us really got a belly laugh from this posting.

Patty said...

This is a great thread!

sunnyside1213 said...

I am plum tuckered out from this posting.

califblondy said...

I choked on my Dr. Pepper today when Opal said "skedaddle" on All My Children.

What a coinkydink.

Ida Blankenship said...

"I choked on my Dr. Pepper today when Opal said "skedaddle" on All My Children."

Califblondy, I write short stories, and this is an amazing sentence. I'm stealing it. :-)

lutefisk said...

yes, seems like anyone with Kim skidoos out of there....

feraltart said...

I use discombobulated as well! I love this thread. Maybe we can try and incorporate all our words in further comments today.
RocketQueen, I am Australian and we use dawdle all the time. Come and visit and you will hear it on the street.
I am going buresque over the possibility of using vernacular.

RocketQueen said...

@feraltart - yes, I figured it was an Aus/NZ sort of thing! My Maori kapa haka group is performing a few songs for ANZAC day here in Vancouver, btw...maybe I can convince someone there to stop telling me to dawdle!

Robert said...

Well, have at it!

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