Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Scarlett Johansson And Sean Penn Now Roomies


Scarlett Johansson may or may not be pregnant, but she does have a new roommate. Barely three months into their relationship, Scarlett has apparently decided that it is better to have sex with Sean Penn and live for free than to have her own place. How desperate would you have to be for free rent that you would willingly sleep with a guy who sleeps with as many hookers as Charlie Sheen? Hell, they have probably exchanged hookers on weekend parties.

Am I missing something? Is he attractive? Does he have a two foot long peen? Lets face it, she was with Ryan Reynolds who is not an unattractive guy and her rebound is Sean Penn?? To me the pregnancy story makes more sense. She says she is not, but, why would you move in with this guy?

56 comments:

MISCH said...

OMG....Never, he makes me gag......
and she looks a bit soft in the middle...so maybe pregnant ...but with him...yuk...

Ida Blankenship said...

See, I thought it was ballsy back when she had her feet in his lap -- as if to say "YES, WORLD. I'm boinking him. Now move along. SKEDADDLE" (see what I did there?). But moving in with him so soon is just STUPID, given the fact that the dust has BARELY begun to collect on his divorce papers.

I wouldn't have tagged her as a clingy type. Gross. And I wonder what his adolescent children think about this relationship? I guess if you know your dad bangs hookers, you don't really care if he brings home some dumbass starlet. She's like a really pretty stray dog, I guess.

I honestly think that Sean is hotter than Ryan, but I also think that Ryan looks like a preying mantis with an addiction to steroids and mystic tanning. So whatever.

And Robin Wright is sitting somewhere being elegant and classy and laughing her perfect head off.

shiny_special_one said...

Moving in already, huh? This is not going to end well.

Cheryl said...

Love Robin Wright, have always thought Sean was a douche. As for Ryan...he is pretty hot to me and considering Penn is 50 and is what a 2 pack a day smoker...I'm on team Ryan all the way!

looserdude said...

I hope she can recover from this fiasco because she was making bad film choices before she hooked up with a guy who almost always makes bad film choices. I could easily see her career fall off the cliff as she makes a string of "important" political movies that no one will want to see.

RocketQueen said...

For Penn, it's actually a pretty good choice. Let's face it, before Scarlett it was hookers and models for as short a period as he could manage.
For her, I'm hoping it's just rebound.

parissucksliterally said...

she doesn't look pregnant to me- that looks like a soft jelly belly.

Patty said...

Agree, the belly looks flabby not prego.

And she's wearing those new running shoes that are supposed to be like going barefoot. Anyone try those? How do you like them?

nichole said...

I also think it's a bad photo - there were others in the series that don't have her belly looking so soft.

Maja. With a J. said...

I'm curious about the Vibram shoes too, Patty. But I don't run often enough to justify spending that kind of money...*L*

As far as these two moving in together, fine, They can have each other. I'm sure it'll last forever and they'll be, like, all happy and shit.

jax said...

anyone wearing those shoes running makes bad decisions. period.

looking knocked up tho.

bluebonnetmom said...

She has either been eating to deal with her divorce or she is pregnant. I would not have sex with Sean Penn EVER! Completely GROSS. Robin Wright is smiling and laughing hysterically somewhere as we speak. ScarJo is a fool.

timebob said...

She probably ate a bunch of tacos the night before and was just bloated.

I don't think she is going to derail her career for a few years to have a baby.

Sean is very, very, heterosexual and she has always had quirky tastes in men. At least it is a step up from banging Benecio in the elevator.

MCH said...

I would not, even with a two foot Penn peen.

jbdean_79 said...

@Patty and Maja, while I dont run, my friend who does is always dragging me around to find a shop with the newest pair of those things and he's really really picky. I trust his opinion on almost everything so I would presume they are really good.

ellie said...

Robin may be classy but she did stick with Penn for 20 years.

Gabby said...

The first time I saw this picture I thought I spied a baby belly, and when I showed my friends they agreed. Sean Penn should not have any offspring, and now Scarlett's rebound relationship will turn into someone she'll have to see for the rest of her life. Yuck yuck yuckkk

Cancan said...

Ellie, you said it. I think Robin seems classy but when you see someone display such horrible judgment, makes you wonder.

Patty said...

So, is it more offensive to ScarJo to say she looks fat or looks pregnant?

Goodgrief said...

Has Scarlett lost her f*cking mind?

MommaBear said...

Oh Scarlett, please find some dignity and some decent running shoes.

Elizabeth said...

I guess Ryan Reynolds was too normal to be married to. Didn't she also do Benicio? If she is career-driven, I'm not sure how this helps her at all.

barchord said...

it cracks me up when i see chain smokers jogging. R U serious? c'mon!

ms snarky said...

Based on gossip, I don't think RyRy is normal by any means.

ms snarky said...

also, it might just be me, but she does have that weird slightly off-center stance that preggers get. I guess I wouldn't be surprised if she is.

nancer said...

hey, if sean can smoke that much and still run, more power to him.

odd couple for sure. and yeah, he's a known jerk but i don't think he's repulsive, and he's a real smart guy. i think that's what turns her on.

pomme said...

"the heart has some reasons than the reason ignores"
and many actresses love him so....

Lori said...

I've heard that those "barefoot" running shoes are really bad for you....oh! and Penn is hideous.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-robert-a-kornfeld/barefoot-running-shoes_b_801781.html

Anonymous said...

I think that ol' SarJo is having a food baby to be delivered via one good poop.

That being said, scroll down at this site and look at the second set of photos. I can understand why there is speculation.

Team Princess Buttercup all the way!

Chrissy Buns said...

pretty sure she see's him as powerful, and that 'power' is a turn on to her.

Kathryn said...

@nancer~ I agree with you on why she is with him, and I can't see RR being that interesting or smart.

I bet they have been seeing each other longer then 3 months. It was just the first time they were photographed together.

lutefisk said...

It looks like she is hiding a snack in her shirt. Scarlett is very short in the waist. I can't tell if she is pregnant or just has a protruding stomach. Sean must have a lot of charisma in person. I find him repulsive.

Audrey said...

Maybe she sees beyond what is on the outside and admires him for his talent. He may be a jerk,but he can act, and that isn't something a lot of people in the movies can stand up and say these days. She could be like a lot of women, even though we try to pretend we aren't this way--we all tend to fall into the pattern at one time or another--where we think it may be different, that he's not as bad a everyone thinks he is, or that the therapy helped. I'm sure his ex wife thought that too.

Audrey#2

KLM said...

I agree with Chrissy Buns. I doubt she's pregnant. She's probably just packed on a few "I'm so in love wit you" pounds that she'll quickly shed when she a) sees these photos or b) realizes Penn is human just like every other guy.

Personally, I've always found him pretty hot, despite his antics and douchery in real life. And compared to her soon to be ex, he would seem very worldly and experienced, which again, I see as a turn on. I don't know, I'm a product of the 80's. What can I say?

KLM said...

Oh - and Ida, I love what you just did there. Great follow-through!!

linnea said...

Chrissy - ITA.

I would hate to have paps snap pics of me when I am running - few people look good while doing it!

feraltart said...

If she's a bit 'butcher's hook' (crook) and is 'worshipping the porcelain god' (vomiting into the toilet) then she could be 'up the duff' (pregnant), which means Sean might turn her into his 'eggs and kisses' (misses (wife)).

nancyjovanovic said...

Wow this is super fast and I have a feeling this is going to end very very badly.

HannahPalindrome said...

Intense chemistry...

Netta said...

The heart wants what it wants, and so do the loins. Don't play like you haven't made bad decisions and look back later and say, "WTF was I thinking??"

Oh, that Irish Lad of the Wandering Penis when I was 18. *sigh* WTF was I thinking??

Astrid said...

No Scarlett, just no. How can she be with someone that trussed up his first wife?

linnea said...

Netta - I swear to God, I met that guy when I was 18 too.

Netta said...

Girl, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. That asshole really got around.

Fucker was the best I ever had, may his mega-weenie rot forever.

But honestly, I'm over it. Heh.

anna said...

the power of the vagina works wonders don,t believe ask melanie fiona it got her a music career thanks to csi actor adam rodriquez.

Anotheramy said...

Ive made some pretty stupid moves myself but I wasn't dumb enough to move in with him! He also didn't have a history of beating his ex wife and I dont make a living based on peoples opinion of me and how I look.

klang said...

Tell ya what, if she's pregnant, I look like I'm about to birth a baby. I'll take her gut over mine any day!!!!!

And, I've said it before and I'll have to admit to it forever -- he's f'ugly and I like my f'ugly. Thankfully, I can't count Scarjo as one of my friends, we could never be each other's wingman b/c I think Benecio is hella f'ugly and that's a good thing in my book! :>)

Kisha said...

eh, coke bloat. I bet these two hoover it up by the boatload.

Ida Blankenship said...

I never comment on this site, because I find the moderation horribly annoying, but this blind SCREAMS Scarlett:

http://blindgossip.com/?p=27828#more-27828

Right?

MizCaramel said...

I thought she was wearing a fanny pack (is that what you call them?).

KLM said...

@Ida - the link doesn't work...

Ida Blankenship said...

@KLM - I think if you just copy and paste, the link *does* work, but I'll just make it super easy: :-)

BlindGossip – Well, we finally have an explanation as to why she keeps popping up with seemingly random celebrities. She doesn’t just want to be a famous actress. She wants to be taken seriously as an actress. Yes, folks, she’s aiming for Oscar gold! To that end, she thinks that the more Academy Award winners she kisses (at least four), sleeps with, attends parties for/with, etc., the more seriously people will take her. Girl, Oscars aren’t won by osmosis. if you want to be taken more seriously, dye your hair brown, put the twins away, and try doing more than one film a year. Oh, and try to avoid getting knocked up by men to whom you’re not married.

As the Aussie commenter above said: she's up the duff. Totally.

KLM said...

Oh - totally ScarJo!!! Ida - every time I tried to copy and paste it, Chrome would re-route me to Google and some weird Queer as Folk link... No se, no se...

lisap515 said...

I thought Robin stayed so long as she was in an abusive relationship with Sean?

RocketQueen said...

@Ida - I'm pretty sure the answer to that one is Blake Lively. The "Girl" kinda gives it away.

crila16 said...

Not a fan of Scarjo. Never was. Always thought she was completely overrated as an actress. Never thought she was attractive either, and always had a pig look to her. The fact that she's with Sean Penn is disgusting. Not only is he gross...but it makes her look like an even bigger fool. She thinks she can tame any man. Good luck. You better pray you don't walk out of the relationship with a genital disease.

Ida Blankenship said...

@RQ -- Blake? Maybe it's because I don't want her to be the answer to YET ANOTHER FRICKIN' BLIND, but I don't think it's her. For one thing, I think the girl knows her limits. She ain't NEVER gonna win an Oscar. Did you see The Town? Everytime she said "I wanna go wiffyou" I wanted to strangle myself. Tooootal mumblemouth.

ScarJo is a terrible actress, but she's been kissing all the right ass for years and her ego is monstrous. I can see her thinking that she COULD win an Oscar someday if she's "coached" by the right people in real life. She HAS kissed plenty of Oscar winners onscreen (male *and* female) and I think that bitch is fibbing about not being pregnant. She's openly talked about how little regard she has for the media. Why not lie? What does she care? That little bulge is NOT a food baby or beer bloat.

And moving in with someone you've only been dating for a few weeks? Pregnant, pregnant, pregnant. Mark my words. Bwah ha haaa.

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