Thursday, May 05, 2011

Today's Blind Items

This D lister and his new bride just got back from their honeymoon. I don't know how long I give their marriage considering they each were messing around with other people during the honeymoon. The D lister already has had a date and he just got back this week.

70 comments:

J. Leia Lima said...

Wills and Kate! /kidding

RocketQueen said...

Llamas and wife #5?

Momster said...

Rob Schneider?

Klondyke said...

so sad that many fall into the trap of marrying for some realm of normalcy. when many in the world should never marry from the start.

libby said...

I think RQ got it...The newest Lamases are all shades of sticky-lookin'!

(Sorry for the double/mixed metaphor talk, all! It's the only way I know how to say it.)

john said...

Did Eddie and Leann go on honeymoon? He is the epitome of D List

Ice Angel said...

I think it's Lamas, but I am going out on a limb here just for fun and throw out Marie Osmond's former and once-again husband.

figgy said...

I agree with the guess of Lorenzo Lamas and his latest Shauna/Shawna.

HOOKER said...

please pray for my safety gossip family. i accepted an offer to work at a brothel in nevada for a few weeks at a time. i had not been able to find full time employment. my kids need their mom to return safely to them.

timebob said...

good luck, hooker?

sunnyside1213 said...

Sending prayers you way Hooker.

Err said...

weirdest post ever

Err said...

I should clarify... that is in response to Hooker.

sandman said...

hey hooker, my dna is on the way

sandman said...

glad to help

RenoBlondee said...

Sending good thoughts your way Hooker.

RocketQueen said...

um, random. I'm guessing hooker and our regular troll sandman are one in the same.

HOOKER said...

thanks guys and ladies. my sister will look after my kids. i have to work a few weeks and i know it will be very hard work. selling one's body is not glamorous by any means, and some brothels are brutal. so i have done good research to find the right spot. if i hate it with a passion, i will be done with this by summer's end. i want to save for those torrential down pour days.

right now i have down-sized my life and we are living in a one bedroom with a small den that is used as a bedroom.

i left this "life" awhile ago to go straight, but had my hours slashed by my employer.

HannahPalindrome said...

Am I the only one that's a little sick and tired of reading posts about personal problems?!

Geez...

Miranda said...
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HannahPalindrome said...

Okay

You have to work as a stripper, hooker, flip burgers, whatever...

I don't care...

Miranda said...

Whoops, read whole comment thread first. :)

RenoBlondee said...

@RocketQueen

Hooker has been on here before quite a few times and talked about her profession. I believe she's real.

HannahPalindrome said...

Miranda-

I was posting about Hooker and her personal issues.

I just want to read about the blind item guesses NOT about someone's issues.

Everyone has issues! Everyone!
Ughhhhhhhhh

HOOKER said...

thanks renoblondee!

have a good day everyone.

bluebonnetmom said...

This is so Lorenzo and Bride # 5. Why the hell did they marry? WTF? Publicity Stunt?

@ Hooker, do what you have to do to support yourself and your family. No one has the right to judge you but God. Be safe girl.

Klondyke said...

sending a prayer your way.

reports said...

My vote is for Lorenzo Craig and his new wife.....yes, rumor has it he's changing his last name. I'm guessing he thinks it makes him sound more like 007.

My better half worked with Shauna Sand's dad. She used to be married to Lorenzo Lamas. Let me tell you he is all sorts of crazy and had a drug issue himself. At the Christmas party one year it took all of my will to not ask what planet he was from.

I enjoy showing my hubby all the funny shots of Shauna I can find. He never wants to look but they're comical.

I vote for him and his new bride.

sandman said...

hey hook, blond, brunette or redhead & do you take the 3rd input? whats your height & weight?
which brothel? i might swing by & make a donation.

RocketQueen said...

Interesting Reno, I've never seen her here before.

califblondy said...

Reports, who had the issues, Shauna's Dad or Lorenzo or both?

shiny_special_one said...

D List sounds like "reality stars" to me. Don't know most of them, wish I didn't know the ones I do, and don't care about anything any of them are doing.

If this means D List celeb in the traditional sense, as in someone who has acted, sang, or otherwise actually DONE something that requires a skill or talent, however tenuous, then I concur: This screams Lorenzo Lamas.

lisap515 said...

Me either RQ...I lurk more than I post.

If it is legit...wow...Good luck, be safe and hope your situation improves.

Ida Blankenship said...

What about good ol' Eddie and Leann?

farmgirl said...

I have never seen her either, RQ.

Rita said...

Am on the Lorenzo/Craig wagon. Althoug: 1- really, he's as high as a D-List? 2-Wish it was Edie Cibrian already. We know it's gonna happen.

parissucksliterally said...

I think LeAnn and Eddie. I think Lorenzo would strive to be D-list.

caydian said...

Mel's ex is posting here?

mk said...

I second Rob Schneider.

B626 said...

I hope it's Eddie & LeeAnn.
Let them share the joy!

sonicmonkey1984 said...

@HannahPalindrome

Others here may enjoy reading about posters' personal lives.

You know, there is a little round wheel in the middle of your mouse, and an arrow on your keyboard. If you don't want to read about someone's life, just scroll past.

HannahPalindrome said...

Sonicmonkey1984-

Everyone has the right to their own opinion.

I don't give a rat's ass if someone needs to work as a hooker to support their family, but people who feel the need to post their personal problems should seek professional help.

RenoBlondee said...

Well I'm cool with it because I feel like she came here to talk about it because she trusts that we here are non judgemental and mellow that way. Maybe she just needed to let it out.
I feel the same when, for example, someone says they're sick and asks for some good thoughts on the comments.
That's what this nice community is here for sometimes IMO.

john said...

I think I took too much glaucoma medicine today...

ecua said...

Oh, christ. I don't really care to hear about this crap, either! (re: Hooker.) Sounds like a lead up to begging for money, if you ask me...
This is a celebrity gossip site! If you want to talk about personal problems, there are plenty of other sites for that!

PS: this is obv Lorenzo and new wife.

libby said...

Me too, john, but at least it makes the internet that much more interesting.

Finine said...

I'm going with Jesse James & Kat Von D.

mygeorgie said...

RenoBlondee said: "I feel like she came here to talk about it because she trusts that we here are non judgemental and mellow that way."


Hahahahahaha! Are we talking about the same blog? You don't need to look into all the past threads to see the sanctimonious judgement around here. It took the 'Queen' Bee 13 minutes to start the "lord of the Flies" spearheading.

Rocket Queen: If you can brag ad nauseum for 80 posts about your 'mina/maja/specialits/internship, then this gal can post her problems. Or in your own words, "Typical RocketQueen."
Get over yourself & sit.the.fuck.down.

Prayers to you Hooker, what ever you're doing, whether you're full of shit or sincere.

potatogirl99 said...
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potatogirl99 said...

@mygeorgie

I have to agree. I used to love this site, but the snarky self-righteous posters on here have me seriously turned off. Boggles my mind to think there was a time when I would come here for the witty, polite banter. Those days are long gone.

Granted, I am a long-time lurker so nobody will really care what I have to say in the first place, but I digress.

Positive vibes your way, hooker.

Mango said...

I've seen hooker here before and her posts don't bother me. I've never seen her ask for money. There ARE a few posters, however, that I'd like to punch in the throat sometimes when they break out the soap boxes. You don't know who you are because you don't recognize your own pretentious twaddle for what it is so just keep on keeping on in your blissful ignorance.

@ potatogirl, I don't mind snark but the self-righteous bullshit I could do without. Bring on the celebrity directed snark, I say!

Mango said...

And speaking of snark, does anyone remember the "Snarkywood" blog? That was some seriously funny shit.

cricket said...

Lorenzo Lamas and the new Shawna. I guess he's marrying them with the same name now so he doesn't call them by the wrong name.

Cecilia00 said...

I'll go with Lamas with the marriage being arranged for reality show purposes.

feraltart said...

I have no problem with people posting personal stuff, I feel like I get to know the posters better.
Stay safe Hooker, let us know how you go.
I totally agree it is Lamas.

Katja said...

If the poster is giving us a real statement I wish her, and anyone else who has to make that decision, love to help make life better.

lolaluvs2snack said...

God be with you and yours Hooker. There are many ways to sell your soul for money. I did for 15 years working in a job I hated!!I might as well been hooking I felt terrible all the time.

I'm going with Lorenzo, that Shellack is still bugging me. Hardly anyone is curvy with a A-list boyfriend. I hate to think it's Scarjo with her looking knocked up lately...smh

ms snarky said...

@lola-
I'm confused. Did I miss a blind about a curvy chick with A list BF?

Daveb said...

I don't think its Eddie and LeAnn. Oh, I certainly believe Eddie would fool around with other women on his honeymoon. However the blind says they were both messing round with others. I can't see LeAnn doing that, at least not at this tsage of her marriage.

Barton Fink said...

It reminds me of the old joke from the Onion about how casual sex is only rewarding for the first thirty or forty years, and then it kind of loses its lustre.

RocketQueen said...
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RocketQueen said...

And again: typical mygeorgie.

As usual, you're incapable of reading. Not once did I complain about people posting their personal shit. Pathetic.

I'm so *terribly* sorry you had such a problem with a conversation I was having with Sue Ellen on another post. Next time, I suggest you scroll past it and move on with your life.

ea17 said...
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ea17 said...

ita, mygeorgie. nothing in hooker's FIRST post was one of sowing discord or insulting posters. she did not deserve to be called a troll.

Geebz said...

good luck to HOOKER
lorenzo & shawna for the win!

lolaluvs2snack said...

Ms.Snarky the blind about shellack its one of tedc blinds:-(

Anotheramy said...

Blogger Finine said...

I'm going with Jesse James & Kat Von D.


DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER

sunnyside1213 said...

Blogger Finine said...

I'm going with Jesse James & Kat Von D.

Are they even married yet?

mygeorgie said...

Rocket Queen: "Not once did I complain about people posting their personal shit."

I didn't say that. I was questioning your spearheading "Troll!" instigation.

"Next time, I suggest you scroll past it and move on with your life."

My point precisely. If you aren't interested in Hooker's comments, move on graciously. Heed your own words.

And leave Sue Ellen out of it. I never mentioned her. Nice of you to throw her into your garbage though. Classy.

RocketQueen said...

You are completely delusional. Good luck with that!