Friday, June 10, 2011

The Ultimate Dating Profile

It's probably a set up, but it is hilarious.

29 comments:

bflogurl said...

WTF?? Little bow ties, on a rainbow?

Pookie said...

'i want them to be on a rainbow, and in my bed'.

heee!

Ms Cool said...

Fake. Or lying about the MBA.

Liz said...

LMAO! Fake or not, THAT was funny!

Maja. With a J. said...

Of course it's fake, but it's still really fucking funny! I wanna know who this girl is!

pwner said...

this is all kinds of awesome.

there are a few "actresses" in hollywood who could benefit from watching this for some tips, lol

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RJ said...

Very funny!

ZuZu Petals said...

SNL needs to hire this girl, stat.

Tempestuous Grape said...

Hold on now, I actually feel that way about squirrels!

New Life and Attitude said...

First off - her voice is annoying. I hope to God that this was fake, because I'd really be afraid of the guy that thought - "hey I want to date this crazy cat chick!" But that was pretty funny!

obitguy said...

If she's for real, I don't think she'll have any trouble ending up living alone with a bunch of cats.

Me said...

thats hiw i feel about diet coke

linnea said...

She is amazing

valerie said...

Since when did eHarmony have video dating? And why would you put it up on YouTube?

Fake.

canadachick said...

link to facebook status.....hilarious

kimmypie1 said...

not one single tear during all that crying? fake!

Snakeoiler said...

I have friend with a law degree from Villanova, and she loves cats. She just adopted a new kitten after her very old one died of cancer.

So, it must be real.

blankprincess said...

One of my gay boyfriends from college posted this video on Facebook today and SAID IT WAS ME!

Dammit. I've been found out.

Henriette said...

She's cute and when it comes to guys (sorry guys) that's all that counts.

Funny vid.

libby said...

Her eyebrows never move---it's fake. Real crying, the eyebrows move in and up.

Also, I am horrifically expert at detecting when people are faking something to be funny. It's like a kind of gaydar, and makes watching comedy movies difficult, actually.

MadLyb said...

Haha! This was cute, but I think it was fake. If she has an MBA then she probably knows showing off 'the crazy' will get her a lot of dates.

Monica said...

Um. Of course it was fake. It was pretty apparent when the camera person starting laughing.

Duh. And not even that funny, really.

B. Profane said...

The bit itself wasn't that funny, but the concept is. Having done more than my share of online dating...one of the danger signs is whether a chick has too many cats. Mid-30's up, no kids, more than two cats...run for the hills.

Mind you, I love cats and one of my sweetest ex's had two cats, but with some women you can just see "future crazy cat lady" in their eyes.

Mari said...

I really really hope that this is fake or if I ever see this nutjob anywhere near my cat or a stray cat, or the Humane Society I will have to beat her. I so hope this is fake, and the genus is, I have met enough idiots in my life that it makes me wonder.
Please let this be fake! ;))

Jerry said...

Yep, it's fake. Or so says eHarmony.

Mango said...

My BFF has a theory about people and cats:

Many women adore cats because when holding a cat in their arms, it approximates the size and weight of infant and meets some inherent, ancient biological urge to cradle a baby.

Many men dislike cats because they are subconsciously threatened by the length of a cat's (seemingly PHALLIC) tail.

I'm paraphrasing but it's still pretty fucking funny. :)

Sherry said...

As a former actor her timing is excellent. As a fake eHarmony ad it's really funny and she's a pretty good actor. Kudos.

Cousin said...

Ms. Tutweiller, is that you?