Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Today's Blind Items - Clueless

Clueless might want to get a clue. It turns out that her husband must have decided he enjoyed the attention of other females because now he has found company in the arms of his most recent co-star. He is not very shy about displaying his affections for the co-star either. I think Clueless just lives in a world of her own where she could not imagine he would cheat.

23 comments:

Rita said...

Is Alicia Silverstone married to an actor?

Susan said...

Rita - he's a musician.

Basil said...

Jennifer Gardener comes to mind. Was she ruled out as clueless or is it just to obvious?

Cheryl said...

...Or maybe she is just too busy studying to keep up with his demanding intellect.

MISCH said...

Some reveal said this is Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt

Rita said...

But Jon Hamm and Jennifer are not married...

beguessin said...

Previous blinds:
from the emmy's - #4 - Remember Clueless? Turns out she is getting a clue and also it turns out her significant other may not have been immune to the charms of the other actress.

superlong - I don't really like to name my blind items. I hate anything that makes me sound like Ted C. Oh sure there is Coke Mom and The Director's Wife. I have missed stories about her, but there is a reason. Just cannot say because then it would give it away.

Anyway, today, I wanted to call this something like, "If she only knew." Within the past five days this B+ movie actress who started on television and has hit the cusp of A list a few different times was on the red carpet with her nemesis. The thing is our B+ actress ("No Clue")has no clue about her nemesis. The nemesis ("Nemesis") is a C lister who has aspirations of higher lists but no one can stand her once they spend more than five minutes with her so that is probably not going to happen. Anyway, in the past the nemesis hit on No Clue's ex boyfriend who is also a B list movie actor who was in one of my favorite movies of all time. Hit on him hard. Hit on him so hard that they ended up f**king for three days straight at a hotel. No Clue knew about the cheating because he is a serial cheater but had no idea about Nemesis. Fast forward a few years and Nemesis has tried on two different occasions to hit on No Clue's husband who is also an actor. Nemesis has hit on him hard. Done everything possible, but so far he has resisted. The thing is, this is not a coincidence. Nemesis is bitter about a role that she thinks No Clue stole from her which made No Clue a star and Nemesis still clawing her way up the ladder.

No Clue thinks Nemesis is her friend. Nemesis wants it that way so she can stay close and keep trying to screw over No Clue anyway she can.

gossip said...

Jennifer Garner is in a new film with Alicia but isn't already common knowledge about Ben's cheating? That part doesn't really fit in well.

Rita said...

Gossip - What I'm getting for this new blind is that Ben Affleck is now not hiding it all, and is publicly having an affair. I think before, he used to do it a bit more discreetly... As in holding his co-stars hands in hiding while having their picture taken.

Jennifer said...

I hate to say it, but Jennifer Garner does fit. I just can't figure out who her nemesis is. Who did she beat out for a role that made her a star? And did the nemesis sleep with an old boyfriend (maybe Michael Vartan) and Ben? Or is the former boyfriend now her husband?

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gossip said...

Rita in that case then yeah it would fit perfectly.

I was trying to see who auditioned for Alias but lost out to Jennifer, the only ones I've been able to find are Heigl, Anna Easteden and Jenna Fischer.

cdanluva said...

Fergie?

trouble bubble said...

Oh, come on, people! The older BI implied that husband did managed to resist nemesis. And do you honestly think Ben would resist?

bluebonnetmom said...

I think this is Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck as well. It seems to fit...other than the resisting part...lol

Mooshki said...

Back to Coke Mom: "I have missed stories about her, but there is a reason. Just cannot say because then it would give it away." Debra Messing has been ringless lately, right? Is the "reason" because she and her husband are separated?

ecua said...

I cannot imagine Jennifer Westfeldt as anything higher than a C. She's a dreadful actress.

How could Jennifer Garner not know about Ben Affleck's cheating??? Surely someone she knows reads these blogs, etc.

Sylvia said...

Wasn't there another blind that Affleck wanted out of the marriage but didn't because Gardner got pregnant??

Nosey Parker said...

Clueless - Sarah Michelle Gellar
Nemesis - Rachel Bilson
Ex-Boyfriend - David Boreanaz
Husband - Freddie Prinze Jr.
Recent Co-star - Katee Sackhoff
Red Carpet for the new CW shows Ringer and Hart of Dixie.

M said...

Another thought, is Claire Danes, maybe. Her ex, Billy Crudup, was in Almost Famous. Is that one of Enty's favorite movies? But she and Hugh haven't been married that long, the blind made it sound like the couple in question have been married awhile.

I don't think it is Jennifer Garner, though. She got famous from Alias, but I think that whomever this is, it was some big film role that launched their career. I don't think that 13 Going on 30 or even Catch and Release and Elecktra, count as that. I could be wrong, though.

Nosey Parker said...

@M, the Clare Danes guess fits.
Kirsten Dunst - nemesis?

FluffyElmo said...

This is probably a dead thread but I can't stop thinking this is Kristen Bell and Amanda Seyfried. They were both up for the title role in Veronica Mars but Amanda got the much smaller role of Veronicas dead friend Lily. So they worked together and may be in touch.

At her peaks (Sarah Marshall, Heroes) I think Bell has come close to A. Seyfried disappeared for a while after VMars but is now getting bigger roles. Seyfried has always struck me as mean but who knows?

Husband would be Dax Shepard cheating with someone from Parenthood. Given the difference in hotness levels Kristen would likely feel safe.

No idea who the B list boyfriend would be...which may rule this gang out.

Still, had to get this saga out of my head anyways:)

Mooshki said...

Interesting guess, Fluffy!