US Weekly devotes their cover to Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lopez. Meh. The story is pretty empty and lame but at least it is not a Kardashian or Jennifer Aniston so that is a bonus. They will probably make up for it next week with some kind of double issue where one half is Jennifer Aniston and one half is Kim Kardashian both saying “I'm Pregnant.” Then down at the bottom will be a picture of Angelina Jolie with a little cartoon bubble saying, “Me too.”
So, apparently Jennifer Lopez and Bradley had dinner last month in New York and then she went down to Florida to work on a movie because some producer probably thought he had a shot at her so paid her a bazillion dollars to make his movie bomb. The day after she went to Florida, Bradley went down and checked into the same hotel so he could continue pursuing the romance. The movie was being filmed in Miami. Doesn't Jennifer have a couple of houses in Miami? So why is she checking into a hotel. Again, probably the producer thought it would be easier, if he could say lets go back to the hotel instead of can I come over to your place.
The story does not say what happened after Bradley got there so yeah, it is kind of flat but probably sold some issues. What we need is for The Enquirer to pay some big bucks to Jennifer Esposito and have her spill. That is some seriously good stuff.