Saturday, October 22, 2011

Bradley Cooper Stalking Jennifer Lopez?


US Weekly devotes their cover to Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lopez. Meh. The story is pretty empty and lame but at least it is not a Kardashian or Jennifer Aniston so that is a bonus. They will probably make up for it next week with some kind of double issue where one half is Jennifer Aniston and one half is Kim Kardashian both saying "I'm Pregnant." Then down at the bottom will be a picture of Angelina Jolie with a little cartoon bubble saying, "Me too."


So, apparently Jennifer Lopez and Bradley had dinner last month in New York and then she went down to Florida to work on a movie because some producer probably thought he had a shot at her so paid her a bazillion dollars to make his movie bomb. The day after she went to Florida, Bradley went down and checked into the same hotel so he could continue pursuing the romance. The movie was being filmed in Miami. Doesn't Jennifer have a couple of houses in Miami? So why is she checking into a hotel. Again, probably the producer thought it would be easier, if he could say lets go back to the hotel instead of can I come over to your place.

The story does not say what happened after Bradley got there so yeah, it is kind of flat but probably sold some issues. What we need is for The Enquirer to pay some big bucks to Jennifer Esposito and have her spill. That is some seriously good stuff.


19 comments:

RJ said...

I would definitely buy an Esposito story! And completely off topic, but I would love for the kid (now an adult) from Two and a Half Men, Angus something or other, to write a book after the show goes off the air about everything he say and heard over the course of his childhood on the set. You know kids always hear and see a lot more than the grown-ups think they do. I bet he's got some hair-raising tales.

RJ said...

Oops, should have said "saw and heard" above.

Aly said...

The first thing BCoop did was call Victor Garber up and tell him he had found and tried on, and at that moment was wearing the green print Versace that JLo wore with PDiddy to the Grammys in 2000.

SusanB said...

Geez, don't we have enough problems in South Florida?

Me said...

'a little cartoon bubble saying, "Me too."' bahahahaha!

Rita said...
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Rita said...

Not a fan of either, and think Bradley to be particularly douchey, especially if these stories of abusing his ex are true.

But true to JLo form, me thinks she cornered the poor douche and her people are leaking story after story, while said douche scratches his head in his hotel room thinking: "Nguh?"

Sean said...

Cooper isn't gay? Are you kidding me? Damn, my gaydar is seriously on the fritz.

Basil said...

@Sean Cooper may not be gay, but it wouldn't surprise me if he had a fling with Victor because he thought it would help his career. He wouldn't be the first gay for pay actor in the world.

pomme said...

my gaydar always is crazy with him and french ELLE's journalist wrote about him that he was a upstart and he answered her "where is the wrong to be ambitious?"
one of the biggest pride is to hang out with Leo Dicaprio (roll eyes)
i'm pretty sure that he used Rene Zellwegger's relation to meet powerful people

Cheryl said...

These two are throwing absolutely no heat so pr fail.

Layna Day said...

I can't wait to see how this one ends. Popcorn, anyone? *Starts munching*

Mooshki said...

This is a straight-up contract. B.Coop wants help staying closeted, and J.Lo wants to look like she's a big winner after the divorce.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Mooshki, I think Cooper is beginning to look a bit too passed-around to stay closeted. He's starting to look like one of those old-fashioned 'walkers' that used to take society ladies to fancy parties.

@pomme Thanks for keeping us up to date on all the French gossip!

figgy said...

@Aly, hahaha! I can see it! he'd actually look damn good in that dress, too.

@NuttyFlavor, yes, he definitely has that "walker" feel to him. Just pull your balls out and be a man and come out of the closet already, sheesh.

MISCH said...

Bradley's gotta a brand new beard...this one won't come cheap.

crila16 said...

I'm so sick of hollywood. Yet another faux relationship.

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Jeri said...

I think they are among a group that any normal type would be totaly embarassed to be seen with in public.