Instead of just inviting people to her wedding with a simple invitation, Kim Zolciak, who is marrying a backup defensive end, has a list of demands that she enclosed with each invitation. Apparently she thinks someone is going to want to film her wedding for a television special. Uh huh. So, there will be no cell phones or cameras allowed. Oh, and bring your photo i.d. because someone is going to make sure you really were invited. Do you think anyone would really want to crash this party? Seriously? Like I want to spend my day watching Kim Zolciak getting married to a no name football player and then watch Kim play Tardy To The Party live followed by two hours of the various remixes she did of the song all while watching her go through seven outfit changes and bankrupting herself and her boyfriend because "we will make it all back when we sell the video." This was the same philosophy Speidi had while recording her CD. "We will make it all back when people buy this CD."