Friday, November 18, 2011

About The Whole Demi & Ashton Thing


A couple of people e-mailed me late yesterday afternoon wondering why I had not bothered to gloat or update about the splitting up of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's marriage. You know, as a person who has gone through divorce multiple times, it is still never easy and you never want to gloat about the demise of a marriage. Well, except for Kim Kardashian's. Can we agree on that one? I mean I think everyone thinks it is pretty effin cool that one has disintegrated. But for everyone else, you know I think we all want to see marriages work. One thing I have noticed since Ashton's latest affairs went public is they genuinely looked like they were trying to work things out and overcome their difficulties. Two public affairs and the countless non public affairs just were too much though. It's obvious Ashton is and was going to continue to cheat and Brittany Murphy had a reason for calling him an a-hole. It is going to be strange seeing Demi with someone else and I wonder if Ashton will now hook up with one of the step kids. You think he would not hit on them? Watch.

44 comments:

figgy said...

With one of the stepkids??!!! EEEUUUUUUWWWWWW!!!!!

Maybe he's on the phone with Woody Allen right now.

But part of me always wondered about that, I mean, he is closer in age to the oldest girl than he is to Demi.

Me said...

i felt bad for demi (and i am NOT a fan) when i read her statement. it seemed real. and those twitter pix she posted in her bikini's suddenly looked like an attempt to get ashton to notice her, rather than the rest of the world.

not all divorces are sad. mine for instance, was cause for great celebration! but yeah, these 2 seem to have affection and this is the end of an (at times) caring relationship. unfortunate.

Seachica said...

I am happy to see this announcement, because it has been obvious how miserable she has been. I hope this is the first step toward her healing herself.

Borg Queen said...

What I want to know is whether Ashton is the father of January Jones' baby and if that is the true straw that broke the camel's back with the cheating.

Nart said...

Is Demi going to have to make a new Twitter account? MrsKutcher isn't going to cut it anymore.

Lindsey said...

Good point @ Borg queen - I am totally on the ashton as j. Jones's baby daddy.

Megley said...

If Doucher is the father of that baby, all I can say is wow. Dipping your wick in someone else's wax is one thing, to be sure, but then get her pregnant? Oh mon dieu!

Cathy said...

Wasn't there a blind sometime in the past year about an actor hooking up with his stepdaughter?

flor avila said...

OK.I totally get that marriage is hard work. But why sabotage it by cheating. A true test of a person's character is when they decide to end a relationship before they start a new one. And all these whorebags out there, get your own man. What goes around comes around. That's why they are alone. Morals and virtue are way more important than 15 minutes of fame and a roll in the hay! Ugh!

ms snarky said...

and wasn't there a recent blind about a cheating guy where the final straw was a fling with the young daughter of a friend? although the popular guess for that was the Susan Sarandon / Tim Robbins breakup.

MISCH said...

So is there a legal state marriage certificate ?
Sure she can get a Jewish divorce, but thats easy.
If all they had was a Kabbalah ceremony there won't be a any problem. And then there's the money Ashton's made a ton of loot during the "marriage".
And if this is so we'll be hearing all about it....
Although Mick paid Jerry Hall even thought they weren't legally married.

Syko said...

Kabbalah and Jewish are not the same thing.

MISCH said...

O.K. but did they have a legal marriage license ?

surfer said...

@ MISCH - they can't get a Jewish divorce (known as a "get"), because neither of them are Jewish, despite the fact they may have been married by a rabbi from the Kabbalah Center.

Kabbala is a a type of Jewish mysticism. I find it really interesting that the none of the stars who are into Kaballah are actually Jewish.

surfer said...

@ MISCH - they must have had a legal marriage license (maybe they had a legal ceremony, somewhere), otherwise, how could Demi have filed for divorce?

Patty said...

Doubt it...they are not his type.

Renoblondee said...

I feel bad for her just looking at her you can see she's in alot of pain .

PS said...

Actually, I don't have any sympathy for this one. AT ALL. They had an open marriage. Demi has been with others, too. I know this for a fact, and I know people who know them. Bruce and Demi split for the same reason: Demi wanted an open relationship, BRUCE didn't. Finally, he went along with it, and the marriage collapsed. Demi figured since she and Ashton were on the same page, it'd work. But, she didn't bank on him being so careless and having it go so public. She's saving face with her announcement. She has had affairs, too - they don't consider it cheating, which is why Ashton has been defending himself as "truthful" and not breaking his vows. Besides, guess what?! THEY ARE NOT MARRIED. Hence, the announcement but NO PAPERS FILED. Why announce?! Because, otherwise, there will be no papers to tip people off, and she's gunning for some positive publicity; same reason she's purposely lost weight. She knows exactly what she's doing.

Audrey said...

@ PS - good points all. There are rumors that Demi swings both ways. Do you know if that's true or not?

timebob said...

I just find it amazing he has as little emotion in his twitter posting about his failed marriage as he did when Brittany Murphy passed. Seems like an empty, vapid guy.

I think Rumor would hook up with Ashton in a heart beat (if she hasn't already hit it).

I'm also on the JJ baby daddy train with Ashton. I think Matthew Vaugh is off the hook on this one.

Rita said...

I don't know about the open marriage. I thought they had agreements about third-party participation, not a ménage-à-deux that did not include the significant other...

Anyway you put it, Ashton obviously tried everything to break-up the marriage. If he was allowed at least threesomes, then why go for skanky twosomes?

Obviously, Demi was more of a mother figure than a lover, for only a selfish spoiled child would overact in order to force his parents' hand in giving them what they want, without having to work for it.

shehla said...

@PS yep you got it. It's pretty obvious they have an open relationship. Who on earth though this would last anyway? Ashton got sloppy, I could imagine Demi wanted to save face...

Rose said...

I thought JJ couldn't stand Ashton because he treated her like crap when they dated years ago. I don't see him as the baby daddy.

linnea said...

Rose - thats what I thought too. Didnt he tell her she was a horrible actress?

HighPriestess420 said...

Anyone else remember a year ago when Ashton bought Rumor her own home for $1 million? Kinda... odd.

The Black Cat said...

I didn't even know they split, I come here to get my entertainment "news" updates for pete's sake, what else don't I know?

Susan said...

Demi looks soooooooo freakishly young.

I really need to know about JJ's baby daddy. Enty, please please break the deets on that!! If it's Ashton, I will die from shock.

I definitely think they had an open relationship. Demi's daughters getting with Ashton is so creepy/Hollywood I think I'm going to vom.

MISCH said...

surfer.......
exactly,
Also I know that Bruce cheated during the marriage, when he filmed in New York one of the DIE HARDS, he had someone here...

RocketQueen said...

At least Demi's statement was somewhat sorrowful. Ashton's one-line Tweet about the situation was so incredibly flippant and disrespectful about his six year marriage. Ugh, he disgusts me.

Ms Cool said...

@RocketQueen. The whole idea of tweeting your divorce announcement is bizarre to me.

Tara said...

I will give Ashton a little bit of rope. Earlier in the week his grandmother in Iowa died and then his wife is divorcing him kinda sucks.

RocketQueen said...

@Ms. Cool - I know, right?

Hendrix said...

PS - I always thought Demi/Bruce breaking up had something to do with Liv Tyler? Whatever, from what I've seen, open relationships don't usually work. Eventually someone gets a little too close to someone else outside the marriage, secrets begin, then lies, then the whole house collapses.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

I actually thought about this as I tried to go to sleep last night. I thought, 'Why didn't I see anything on CDAN about Ashton & Demi?' but I'm actually not surprised.

Enty called this one long ago - and it's almost as if I've crammed for an exam the way I've read this site over the past few months. I don't see this site being all "Perez Hilton-ish" about this story. Certainly not unnecessarily redundant, if nothing else.

I actually expected it to be skipped completely and imagined Enty watching all of us play out the "why's" and "how's" of such madness in unrelated post's comment threads!

Henriette said...

I'm not sad for them. They were both uber annoying about their "soulmate love" on talk shows when they got married. Demi pushed her Asshat in everyone's faces for how "cool" it was for a woman of her age to get such a young guy. The marriage lasted longer than I expected. I hope other celebs learn from this (they won't) not to profess "eternal love" in the media with their present mates/lovers.

JasonBlueEyes said...

As far as I'm concerned Brittany would still be alive if Ashton hadn't cheated on her. Although, he's not entirely to blame. I lay all the blame for that on the bloated, stanky, mooching, ghoul she married. Yes, I know he's dead but fuck him. He did nothing but ruin the lives of two women. It just made me feel better about life knowing Brittany was in it.

Ashton is starting to make me sick now. He's horrible on his show and he seems to be in every 3rd commercial currently airing on TV. So yeah, fuck him too.

Me said...

^^Dixie; yeah, sometimes when these stories break i'm thinking, "duh. old news".

Sis said...

Ditto on what PS said. Also, last night Chelsea Handler outed out their open marriage relationship to that Pierce guy.

Also, I heard on the radio this afternoon (640 am KFI) a host/commentator had a first hand experience with Demi Moore about 10 years ago. He was at a CAA party (Creative Artists Agency) and she came in with another woman. They "disappeared" in a back room and she was dancing erractically and then making out with the woman in full view of everyone there. He implied that they did coke before the dance floor. He would not say who the other woman was though.

Anotheramy said...

Demi is no angel, not even close and Ashton is not the doofus he plays on TV. Divorce happens, especially in Hollywood. I know we all want to believe there's one bad guy and one good guy but maybe it just didn't work anymore.

b said...

@JasonBlueEyes- I know what you mean... I used to work at a fancy spa for the rich and famous. Brittany Murphy was by far the sweetest person who ever walked through those doors- celeb or not. There was something about her that was so lonely though, kinda broke my heart (and this was when she was engaged to the other guy that she didn't end up marrying, before the ghoul)

Lelaina Pierce said...

I am not defending AK, but I think it's a little unfair that she can word her statement where it so obviously points to the cheating as the demise of their marriage, when it was (allegedly;)) an open one.

And I can't imagine sleeping with a married ex who'd told me I suck at my job. I really hope JJ isn't that stupid.

Renoblondee said...

All this JJ and AK crap is made up BS.
no way he's the father, give me a break.

piedpiper73 said...

Have you ever seen the film Spread that Ashton is in? Funnily enough, it is even his production company behind it, but I think Ashton basically played himself. Although, I know that he did not realise this at the time.

Watch it...

dumdumdummy said...

Piedpiper73-you're right on! The film Spread was eerily similar to his new "scumbag" persona now.
He was defintely NOT acting in that film.

and I think he totally knew that he was playing his player self..creepy guy