Friday, November 11, 2011

I Wish This Maury - Justin Bieber Thing Would Happen


As much as I enjoy watching Maury Povich saying you are the father or you are not the father, especially when the guest has been on ten times and still cannot figure out who the baby daddy is, it still is missing that celebrity feel. Maury and his producers have been trying their hardest to get Justin Bieber on the show for his DNA test results and it would be the greatest episode of the show ever. But, it is not going to happen. First, Maury would probably want him to face his accuser and that is not going to happen. Second, if he is the father, this is going to be the quickest settlement, payment and confidentiality clause you have ever seen. Although all of us would love to watch them on the show together, I just don't see what the upside is for Justin. Now, if this were ten years from now and he had not had hit in that decade, then he might agree to do it. Hopefully by then he will be lasting longer than 30 seconds too.

15 comments:

Bnl1016 said...

i think no matter what the results are, they are going to tell the world he is not the father. even IF he were, which i don't buy for a second, they would pay her so much, so fast to lie and come up with some kind of lame story... mental illness, post partum depression, something, to not tarnish his reputation.

linnea said...

Yeah, I wonder why she didnt try for that in the first place though? Or did she think she could get more money if she went public first?

anita_mark said...

@Linnea, I think it's futile to guess the logic of a crazy person.

Amy said...

There were two things that gave me pause: (1) the 30-second-in-a-stall sex story isn't exactly the fantasy you'd expect some fan to tell and (2) his lawyers can sue right not for defamation or slander or libel -- if what she's saying isn't true. There is no reason his hardcore lawyer and P.R. team would logicaly wait to file that suit until after he takes the test (unless they have reason to worry the allegations are true and thus not libel/slander/defamation and want to get her to back down with a hardcore smear campaign).

iheartjacksparrow said...

Does Justin even know how to have sex with a woman? I'm with dlisted on calling him Lesbeaver.

FS said...

Oh I can see the sense in his lawyers holding back the paperwork for now. This story has gone quiet for a few days, so it looks like the Bieber playbook is working. I think the woman is lying, and possibly suffering from some mental problems.

bluebonnetmom said...

I think she is pretty sketchy and I cannot imagine him sleeping with her with all of the pretty girls that must throw themselves at him. I think Lesbeaver won't be the baby daddy....

canadachick said...

hahah i said that last week

Layna Day said...

The Bieber team is just bidding its team for this to die down. They'll come back around to say Justin isn't the father and that's that.

The woman seems loony and I can't imagine most people believing her.

RJ said...

I think if there were any chance at all that Bieber was the father of this baby, we would have heard nothing about this at all. His people would be giving her money all along to keep her quiet until after the DNA test. Then if he were the father, she'd have been given a huge payout for support and silence. Personally, I think this whole thing is a PR stunt devised by Bieber's people to toughen up and hetero-up his image. Give him some of that "street cred" he's been looking for so that he can start making more adult-themed music.

sussique said...

"Second, if he is the father, this is going to be the quickest settlement, payment and confidentiality clause you have ever seen". That's what I've been saying. Bieber could rape a Donkey in Times Square and they would spin it to make it look like he didn't do any such thing. He is untouchable at this point.

MadLyb said...

It's really creepy and sad how so many people can be bought off. I don't think she knows who the father is, but wth? It's like gambling and she might hit the jackpot. Again, sad.

Alicia said...

Maury is my secret obsession so this would make the best episode ever. I think the chick is crazy pants but I would LOVE to see Justin drop down and do the t-Bo ( or whatever it's called ) when Maury announces he's not the father and watch that girl run off the stge in tears. Is that mean?

Lelaina Pierce said...

^LOL :) Yes, that would be good but it isn't going to happen. Tee hee!

I'm eagerly anticipating the results, even though when I saw her face...I was a Belieber.

ms snarky said...

I'm still waiting for him to go through puberty.