Friday, November 04, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

We knew something didn't make sense!

When the deliciously sexy (and untraditional) movie star Nevis Devine started hanging out less with his on/off boyfriend, the almost-as-handsome Barrington Bang-Me, we thought it was just the natural ebb of Nevis' libido.

He's more into girls than guys, after all.

But then we discovered the downtime between the guys was far more to do with Barrington's master plot! Oh, what a tangled web these bisexual boys can weave!

Not that long ago, Barrington hooked up with a pretty visible gal. This was right around the time people were started to wonder what the hell's going on with the two guys, anyway.

But, no more! Bare's new babe (who's been around almost as much as Nevis has, hmm...) took care of those rumors.

However—surprise, surprise—things are rotten between Barrington and the beard.

But, what really is a surprise is the fact that we just discovered: Mr. Bang-Me only took up with said honey because he didn't want to endanger Nevis's career, he didn't give a you-know-what about his own reputation.

Oh, my.

Is this love?

And It Ain't: Jake Gyllenhaal, Hugh Grant, Alexander SkarsgÄrd

30 comments:

linnea said...

MY HEAD HURTS

bluebonnetmom said...

@ Linnea - Mine, too. We will have to wait until someone who can decipher what the Hell he is saying in Ted Speak..... : (

Patty said...

Does he do anything besides the gay blinds? This is getting so tiresome.

Ida Blankenship said...

WHAT?

Okay, I think this blind is about R-Pattz, Tom Sturridge, and Sienna Miller.

But still: WHAT?

Chicars said...

Ted is obviously implying RPattz, Tom Sturridge and Sienna Miller. Pfeh.

The Black Cat said...

LOL Ummmm, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston and ?????

RenoBlondee said...

I'm embarrased to know this.

Nevis is R Pattinson
Barrington in his best bud Tom Sturridge
Tom's first gf was Carey Mulligan
he is now with Sienna Miller (the been around the block one Ted mentioned.)
I'm deeply ashamed, people, deeply.

Ida Blankenship said...

Me too, Reno Blondee. :-( Me effing too.

linnea said...

So, for those of you who speak Ted fluently - his theory is that EVERYONE is gay, correct?

crila16 said...

Is RPatz gay or bi?

Sis said...

What....no Matthew Mc Conaughey in the "aints", he's usually in there? Hmmm....

I have a headache.

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califblondy said...

Why am I thinking Leo, Blake, and??

FS said...

Meh, I just read them at blinditemsexposed. They all speak 'Ted' and keep up with his daily columns. Reno and Ida, we are grateful to have you here as interpreters, no shame in that. :)

Mina said...

Does anyone remember when there were rumors about Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki being a gay couple?

bluebonnetmom said...

Thanks for the info Reno and Ida. I knew someone would who he was talking about.

selenakyle said...

Hey Reno and Ida,

Do not be ashamed...without y'all I wouldn't know WTF was going on here AT ALL! (so, thanks!)

selenakyle said...

And, I must confess: while I am totally understanding about female bi-ness (having been there myself) I guess I am a total bigot because guy bi-ness just weirds me the hell OUT.

Sorry! For me, it oughta be either straight or gay for dudes, no in-between. Please forgive my ignorance and prejudice, everyone.

Sherry said...

I can never follow what the hell Ted is saying. However I did immediately think of Rpatz too. I just read the replies because everyone usually gets it faster than me. Thanks Reno, Chicars and Ida!

RocketQueen said...

lol RenoBlondee! I'm equally embarrassed...but not as much because I don't have to be among the first to name those exact people :)

RocketQueen said...

And just to clarify my comment above, I'm saying there are obviously more than a few of us who guessed the same people right away, no need for anyone to be embarrassed just because they were among the first to write it!

Mooshki said...

"Does anyone remember when there were rumors about Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki being a gay couple?"

That was just fanfic that got out of control.

mngddess said...

If I ever see Ted, I am going to smack him with my pocketbook. It's like another damn language!!

mngddess said...

Reno - It's alright, dear. That's why we're all here. You're one of us.

RenoBlondee said...

*Tears up* in appreciation of @mngdess and all you others that supported my gossip addiction that's so bad I pay attention to some Twi shit! ;)
Y'all rock!

ardleigh said...

Does anyone know which nickname Ted gave Hugh Jackman??

MadLyb said...

I guess Ted likes doing gay blind items because he's...gay, LOL. I didn't even thing of RPatz and Sturridge. I might be a weird hetero, but I think gay couples are hot and am saddened so many people have to mask their sexuality.

MISCH said...

I never put Tom Sturridge in the picture, but I've always questioned Pattinson being straight in fact I think both Rob and Kristen are gay.

Smile Lovely said...

Kudos to those who can understand Ted C. So whatever you all say must be very near right. You are indeed true professionals, because his blind items nearly make me blind from all the eye rolling and rereading I must do with him.

UNOG News said...

Barrington is Tom Sturridge
Nevis is Pattinson
and Said Honey is Sienna Miller (honey hair colour they always say about her)