Today's Blind Items

This is one of the hottest tickets in town. This mom, who is married, or I think she is married, close enough anyway to this former A list movie actor who is still a solid B with A+ name recognition started a club. It is for celebrity mothers. Each month, a play date/party is held where the moms bring their kids called PPP. Pot, porn and petting. Yep, the kind of petting you think. Apparently all of the moms are in hetero relationships but like the monthly bonding. One former B list movie actress from one hit movie who keeps failing at television is rumored to have got pregnant solely because she wanted to come to these parties. Who watches the kids?

Random Photos Part Three

Betty Taylor & Wally Boag - RIP
Some of Congressman Weiner's women.


And his wife, Huma Abedin, who prior to getting married had been rumored to be a special friend of Hillary Clinton.
Bethenny Frankel trades in her baby for purses.
Catherine Zeta Jones says she is 41. How old do we think she is?
The Geordie Shore version of Snooki and
the real thing in Florence with Jwowwww.

Random Photos Part Two - CFDA Awards

Gerard Butler makes fun of Kanye West's hat.
Liv Tyler looking lovely. I think it is probably a good thing the woman behind her is wearing a bra, judging by how much of it is visible.
Speaking of bras, Marcia Cross shows off her new push up bra.
Do you remember the twins from The Great Outdoors? Sometimes these two freak me out like that.
Jessica Alba wears a dress that at least ten others have worn before her.
Not feeling the waiter look on Kirsten Dunst.
Anderson Cooper might always dress the same, but it works.
I think Chloe Sevigny must have been playing a French maid at home and lost track of the time.
Leelee Sobieski looks great.
When did Miranda Kerr have a baby? That seems impossible. That is Ashley Greene on the other side of Michael Kors.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Three parts today.

Have you noticed that Katie Holmes seems to be getting to go out alone more? Conversion complete or getting ready to end the contract?
Lady GaGa embarrasses herself in front of Patti Labelle.
Maria Shriver gets marital advice from a stranger on the beach.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Robert Pattinson arrives in Toronto while
Kristen Stewart lands in London with her bodyguard.
Sacha Baron Cohen filming his new movie.
Will Smith doing his own stunts, looks at the two foot drop he has to make.

Alec Baldwin vs John Krasinski Take 3

Alec Baldwin and John Krasinski have made two previous hilarious commercials for New Era about their love of the Yankees and Red Sox. Now comes part three. No physical violence this time but there is dog painting.

Maksim And Kirstie Alley Talk Bachelor

Kirstie Alley was on Extra yesterday and says she wants to be the next Bachelorette. Usually women go from Bachelorette to DWTS, but it would probably work. Why not? So, she is 60, and she only wants guys under 25, it would be interesting and maybe inject some life into the tired formula.

Oh, speaking of Bachelor, I don't know what the heck happened in Ukraine, but Maksim says his Bachelor experience was horrible, it ended badly and that he will never ever do anything Bachelor related ever again. What happened? Any readers from Ukraine or who can read Russian? I would love to know what happened.

I Need A Party Like This

A teenager in Germany decided she wanted to throw herself a party to celebrate her birthday. So, like any teenager these days she posted the invitation on her Facebook and thought she was only sending it to her friends. Umm, no. It turns out she sent it to every single person Facebook and 15,000 people confirmed they would be there even though they did not know the girl. Luckily she told her parents who told the police who told news organizations who told Ferris that the party was canceled. Well, about 1500 people still showed up to party. 100 police officers also showed up, but presumably not to party. 11 people were arrested, several people were very slightly injured and there were two small fires. Damn, I need to throw a Facebook party.

A Tuesday Your Turn

So, this guy in New Mexico put up this billboard and his ex has sued him saying he needs to take it down. The guy says it is protected speech. He is obviously an a-hole, and does not even know how the baby died. His ex says she had a miscarriage. Do you think it is protected speech or should he be forced to take it down?

They Put Chloroform In Carpets?

I watched a little of the Casey Anthony trial yesterday but the guy the prosecution put up on the stand kept making me nod off. It is tough to watch the trial after it happens for the day because all you want to do is fast forward. Just wait for the breaks and when they come back, there is some talking head giving a nice summary.

You know what got me yesterday? When they guy said that after 20 years he has never seen chloroform levels so high. Really? No one else ever used it? Then though, the guy scared m. They went to a junkyard and found an old Pontiac and tested the carpet in the trunk for chloroform and found it had trace amounts. Seriously? There is that stuff in the carpets in the car? It also scared me because if this thing had been sitting in a junkyard for years and had trace elements of the stuff, who is to say that some carpet worker didn't dump a bunch of it on Casey Anthony's carpet? What about that he only found 5 of the 30 things he looks for when determining whether a dead body decomposed somewhere.

Does anyone think the jury is thinking these things? All these little things that keep adding up? It only takes one not guilty to have a mistrial and then the whole process starts again, but probably with lesser charges.

Oh Cameron

One great thing about Cameron Diaz is that she loves gossip. She is also ok with gossip about her as long as you guess wrong. Cameron is convinced that Alex Rodriguez is still into her and he is, when he is in town or she comes to New York. It is just that he is into some other people too, when he visits their town or they visit him. Over the weekend, Cameron said that she is amused by the false breakup stories involving Alex and Cameron. The guy came to town to play baseball for a weekend and his on again and off again girlfriend lives here, of course he is going to hang out with her. Why would he want to go through the hassle of finding someone else while he was here when Cameron will do very nicely?

I think Cameron is fooling herself if she thinks otherwise about the status of their relationship. There are just too many stories and too many people that say otherwise.

Leo du Pres Returning To All My Children

I remember when Leo du Pres died in that horrific waterfall accident, but like all good soap actors, his body was never found. You really do not want your body found, because then you can come back if that television series or movie does not work out. It is when they find your body, burn it and scatter the ashes all over the world that you know you really ticked someone off at the program and are never coming back.

Because they never did find his body, Josh Duhamel is able to come back to the show where he won an Emmy back in 2002. Josh is going to appear for at least one episode in August. I think that every person who started on the show and moved on should come back for at least an episode or two, and that includes Sarah Michelle Gellar. I think most of the other actors will agree to come back, but I wonder if she will. I wonder if anyone even bothered to ask.

Kate Plus 8

Over the weekend when I got sucked into that Sister Wives marathon they also got me sucked in to watching TLC last night because Kate Gosselin was on. I would normally never do that, but the constant promos and the need to catch up on her to see what she is doing now proved to much and I succumbed. The premise for last night was a big surprise birthday getaway to New York with the one friend Kate appears to have who flew in the one baby sitter who can handle all of Kate's children.

My impressions from the show were that Kate is still anal, her best friend is scared of her and even admitted she cannot get Kate to do anything that Kate does not want to do. Kate refuses to have fun, and even when she says she is having fun it is combined with a scowl. She has had more work done since the last time I watched her on anything, including newer breasts than the last version. The bodyguard was right there like he always is and I was wondering who was protecting the kids and why did Kate need a bodyguard while she was married? I don't understand why they just don't admit they are shacking up and Kate can stop her very poor acting. She moans about trying to find some guy she can date, but she is such a bad actor that she does not pull it off. The best part of the show was watching the kids who were actually allowed to have fun for once in their life and not be on Kate time. Oh, and the guys who wanted to be on the tv so decided they would go and hit on Kate. Apparently if you are under the age of 50 you should not approach Kate. I think this is because if you are younger and date her then at some point you may want to physically touch her. I am not sure she actually likes to be touched except for brief hugs with people she is paying.

Someone Decided To Make Life Worse - A Salt Sequel - Spoilers Of The First One

I was going to never watch Salt. Never crossed my mind to watch it, until one day I noticed it was on Watch Instantly so I gave it a look see. Should have not watched it. I can give you the plot in two sentences. Angelina Jolie is a spy who is saved from a North Korean jail by a guy who is really not attractive, but she is grateful, falls in love and gets married even though they have no chemistry. A defector comes into the CIA and says Angelina Jolie is a Russian spy, which is true, but as it turns out, so is the entire cast of the movie and Angelina kills them all.

Deadline is reporting they are making a sequel and I am not sure why. There is no one else alive. Angelina literally killed them all. I will say she killed Liev Schreiber in spectacular fashion but I had to wade through 90 minutes of boredom and tired cliches before I got to that point. Do they have to make a sequel to everything that made a buck? If you want to make a sequel with something with the woman keep making those Kung Fu Panda movies.

Weiner Says It Is His Wiener

The story did not hold true and under the pressure of more women talking about Congressmen Weiner's wiener, the politician broke down and confessed he lied about what he was lying about before, not all the other lies that are part of a politician's routine life. He is only admitting to the lies about his wiener. Anyway, he said that over the past three years he has had six inappropriate relationships with women. This comes because ABC News found a woman who saved everything and even got the same crotch shot that all the other women got. The woman, 26, says she never met the Congressmen, didn't know he was a Congressmen, but they sexted, had phone sex and exchanged pics. Sounds like a 21st century relationship to me.

And of course, this being the 21st century, the woman decided to come forward because she wants to be a nurse and to protect her career and her child, which is why she would only sell all the photos and e-mails and texts if they gave her a big fat check and put her on the tv. She is also probably searching for an agent and hoping for a reality show.

Random Photos Part Three

This will probably mean nothing to those of you outside California, but Barney's cafe got a B. Do you know how bad your restaurant has to be to get a B? I could not stop laughing when I saw this. Celebrities would probably never ever enter any other place that has a B, but have no problems with this.
Emma Watson changes after the MTV Movie Awards to hang out with Cameron Diaz.
Apparently Gisele Bundchen does actually sweat.
Not sweating, but probably enjoying himself is Hugh Jackman surrounded by Naomi Watts and Isla Fisher at a polo match.
Of course you cannot have polo without having Nacho Figueras.
Jessica Biel and Gerard Butler on a motorcycle.
Kate Middleton at a horse race.
Kylie Minogue lives her Valkyrie fantasy.
Marion Cotillard just had a baby two weeks ago and is already modeling.

Random Photos Part Two - MTV Movie Awards

Reese Witherspoon looks pretty damn good here.
Amanda Bynes wears the same outfit she has worn for the past ten years.
Even Ryan Reynolds wants her to stop.
Patrick Dempsey looks like he could use a hug. Any volunteers?
Emma Watson takes her turn in front of the photographers.
Selena Gomez takes some time off from making out with Justin Bieber.
A mutual groping.
A whole bunch of Twilight people. Kristen Stewart looks just as hammered as Robert Pattinson.
Shia, Rosie, Josh Duhamel, and a very bored looking Patrick Dempsey.
Ryan Gosling standing behind Tom Felton.