Thursday, January 19, 2012

Brad Pitt's Bodyguard Interviewed By Police About Severed Head Found Near Hollywood Sign


Yesterday morning, some joggers found a severed head near the Hollywood sign. Later in the day police found some severed hands and at the end of the day found some other body parts too. Unlike the head, the rest were not in bags. Because Brangelina live close to where the head was found, the head of their security team was interviewed about what he may or may not have seen. Every report says beneath the Hollywood sign, but that is really misleading. You really cannot get within about 400 meters of the sign. There is a hill you have to go up and once you start up that hill you get loudspeakered and warned off under threat of police action. There is a trail that runs to the east of the sign though that people do walk up and down with their dogs and that is where the head was found. The articles all make it sound like someone was walking next to the sign and it was right there beneath it. At the bottom of this trail are a group of houses and most of the owners hate every tourist that has ever invaded their street. The street used to be impossible to find and it kind of used to be an almost private park and trail. Then the GPS was invented and although it is still tough to find the trail even with GPS, it has made the neighborhood a nightmare. Brangelina live on that street. In a compound.

25 comments:

Rose said...
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Rose said...

Now we know what the gang from 90210 was really doing.

timebob said...

clearly Angelina is a vampire and ate the person.

chopchop said...

Was the severed head in a box? Was it Gwyneth's?

Sherry said...

WAKEUP Chopchop! You're having that dream again.

Jessica said...

There are still MANY homes that back-up to or face this area, it's funny they pick their bodyguard to interview. Sounds like someone just wanted to get close.

crila16 said...

@Chopchop...LOL!!!

BigMama said...

@chopchop - nice!

nolachickee said...

@chopchop - awesome!!!

I'm fascinated by people who kill others and have to dismember the bodies. Why? Do they think that if they chop the body into pieces, the dead person cannot come back to life and hunt them down? This sort of thing seems to be on my radar more and more.

The Bitch Next Door said...

Maybe Shiloh with her little sword did the dirty deed.

PunkinElf said...

@nolachickee Like the idea! Of course, each bit could be animated and become a ghost...

Mango said...

@chopchop - *fingers crossed*

.robert said...

@Jessica, I imagine they questioned someone from each home and the only picture that sold/sells is for Pitt.

JisforMe said...

I have been google earthing the crap outta that hollywood sign. I can't find a compound. I need more hints. I want to see where they live.

von said...

If Enty is referring to the old Elvira place, it's not that close to the sign. There are tons of places in between it and the sign.

figgy said...

Remember on the old Ellen show (when Degeneres had the sitcom), she used to go and sit IN one of the Os in the Hollywood sign? Hmm, I didn't know that wasn't possible.

I've read too many mystery novels, but I really want this to be a conspiracy where the Brangelina security guard killed the person and Brad was somehow in on it...imagine all the tabloid covers, ha.

LetLoveRule said...

Wow, first the body found on the royals' place in England, and now this! It's like an episode of 'Bones' or something!

MadLyb said...

You guys are evil! Hahahahaha!

I'm sure the police interviewed a ton of people, but it's more sinister (and lucrative for the tabloids) to mention Brangelina. And of course people like myself will be convinced that there is indeed something sinister going on in the "Brangelina Compound" - like they're all cannibals or something.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Isn't the compound on Glendower?

Missjenny619 said...

I always take Beachwood to Ledgewood when I take friends up to see the sign.

The roads are narrow, but the view is pretty great once you get to the top.

JasonBlueEyes said...

Connie Britton lives just under that sign. Maybe she was doing "research" for American Horror Story.

Anotheramy said...

holy crud there are some serious homes on Glendower

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Frank Lloyd Wright's Ennis House is on Glendower. It is AMAZING.

The Black Cat said...

oh dear, not a fan on Gwennie but I hope she doesn't read this

YourNameHere said...

I find things like this absolutely horrific. Imagine just walking along and you come across a severed head? I would need heavy duty therapy. How awful.