Monday, January 16, 2012

Is Jessica Biel Really Engaged?


Last night, I said this in the live blog, but I thought I would bring it out into a full post today. In the past four days, Jessica Biel has gone to two huge events. None larger than the Golden Globes last night. At neither of those events did Jessica Biel show off her engagement ring. Why? This is arguably the second biggest public Hollywood event of the year. If you want maximum attention for your engagement, this is the time to bring it out and show it off. Don't give me a story about how Jessica does not like publicity. She craves it. She needs it. Her career is nothing without it.


Here are the reasons as I can see them. She and Justin are not engaged. They are engaged, but there was no ring because it was a last second thing. There was a ring but Jessica did not like it or it is getting sized. She did not want it to clash with her grandmother outfit last night. The whole thing about not wanting to display it yet if she actually has one is crap. Something is going on. Could be simple, could be detailed, but something is going on.

32 comments:

nolachickee said...

Has anyone seen the movie Burnt Offerings with Karen Black? It's a horror movie where she morphs into a creepy old lady. Maybe this is what's happening to Jessica. Who spilled the beans about the engagement? The grandma did. Then Jessica shows up at the GGs looking like - grandma. How does Jessica typically behave in public - like a grandma. Just saying...

MISCH said...

No Justin, no ring....a P.R. engagement, I predict no wedding.

RenoBlondee said...

She is so unattractive to me. Why is Justin with her?

Bnl1016 said...

^ i always think that too! and she sounds like a man.

Rose said...

Actually I think it was an art gallery that spilled the beans. His Grandma just said they were engaged and would be married in 5 years.

EmEyeKay said...

Nolachickee - Saw that movie ages ago and it stuck with me.

I didn't think much of Jessica until I saw the Illusionist. She may be a bore but she's beautiful.

Jennifer said...

The reason bln1016 thinks she sounds like a man is because compared to other actresses, she is gargantuan. She's an actual full-sized person, as opposed to the toy ponies that are 5 feet tall and weigh 80 pounds. Larger vocal cords come with the package. No little girly voice.

I think she's gorgeous too, emeyekay.

Shay said...

I think her dress would have been better without the long sleeves.

parissucksliterally said...

I don't think they are engaged. You wouldn't be able to pry that ring off her finger if they were.

She is a lesbian. I don't care that she is, I am not insulting her in any way.

Kimberly said...

She can be gorgeous..that dress is horrific

Jesse D said...

She's beautiful and I like that she's not trashin it up in the tabloids, partying every weekend, drunk with her boobs hanging out. If Justin is smart, he'll marry her. She's got quite a bit less crazy than his previous girlfriends.

thejadedentrepreneur said...

She's so, so boring. I hope she's dynamite in bed to make up for being so god damn vanilla in every other way. She's also not a very good actress.

Anotheramy said...

PR move, benefits both parties... short contract.

chopchop said...

Jennifer, you made me snort at the "full-sized person" comment. Hilarious! And true.

timebob said...

LOL @Toy Ponies, so true and so funny Jennifer!

Ms Cool said...

@nolachickee - I mentioned Burnt Offerings in the recent Your Turn. That movie creeped the heck out of me as a little kid. That hearse driver...

Mango said...

That dress is god-awful.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

I think she is hot. Not overly feminine but sexy.

I doubt her & JT are engaged either. I think the next statement will be a split.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

And I agree with @parissucks.

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ms snarky said...

I agree, doubt they're engaged. But why deny a rumor when it's getting you so much free publicity?

Sherry said...

Jessica is rumored to be a lesbian and I seriously doubt they are engaged. I think it's just a publicity stunt.

Ditto on the tall with a husky voice hear. If I have one more person say, "Thanks for calling sir", I think I'll scream.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

@ms snarky - I don't think that SHE wants to be engaged. I'm with the others thinking that she is a lesbian and that her and JT were only together for show.

If they were to be "engaged" or actually get married, it'd be much harder for her to be who she is.

I wouldn't be surprised if she came out in the near future.

RocketQueen said...

I'm willing to bet anyone here that there will be no wedding.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

&& Also kind of think this is why she comes off as so 'vanilla' in the media. She isn't into the guys as much as she is the ladies (hey girl, call me!) and so of course she looks bored and nonsexual.

jax said...

anyone see the way she put her hands behind her back IMMEDIATELY when she was presenting last night? And gave a little coy smile.

fake. beard.
she is ze gay and that's cool by me.

Mooshki said...

Duh, Justin is wearing the ring around his cock. Didn't we already discuss this?

Bnl1016 said...

@Jennifer - mmmm, no. I think she sounds like man because she sounds like a man to me. i know lots of women. i'm not just comparing her to other stars. i'm comparing her to my friends who are her height/build. plus plenty of stars are tall that don't sound that deep. nicole kidman, katie holmes, countless models. plus i've had the not so pleasurable experience of hanging out with her. sounds like a man. and a miserable one at that.

ardleigh said...

Maybe she's his front so he can date Janet "Miz Jackson if you're nasty". So his mama won't go apeshit.

cowbulls said...

I hope Justine gives her a fashion makeover complete with a new wardrobe for her wedding present. She has one of the very best bodies and doesn’t have a clue as to how to dress to accent those world class curves.

B said...

parissucksliterally that's funny!If Justin Timberlake is smart he won't get married.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

This chick is a famewhore. It wouldn't matter if she hated the ring (and she wouldn't have cause JT has taste), she would have never let it off her finger. Maybe having it sized but even then, I would think she would demand a rush on that in time for the GGs.