Friday, January 20, 2012

Janet Charlton Blind Item

This celebrity split was definitely shocking, but the divorce will be smooth sailing. The reason: the husband knows a scandalous secret about his wife’s respectable family and she is desperately trying to keep it quiet. She will make sure the divorce is amicable because she would be very upset if people found out her father is not what he appears to be: he’s a deeply closeted gay and a bitter man.

32 comments:

tealily said...

Perry and Brand?

Bnl1016 said...

Hmmmm. I wondered Arnie & Maria. Did Perry/Brand really shock anyone? Maybe it did. idk.

Bnl1016 said...

oh wait, i forgot her dad just died.

Tempestuous Grape said...

Helloooooo, that's def Charles Nelson Reilly!!!!!!! (aka Katy Perry's dad)

MISCH said...

Def Perry/Brand....what is with these crazies being closeted gays...what an awful way to live.

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GSDlover said...

I thought it was Arnold & Maria but her father is dead I think so this has to be Katty & Brand.

Texshan said...

I don't think anyone was shocked that Brand and Perry split up. Frankly, I'm shocked they stayed married a whole year. So I don't think it's them.

ardleigh said...

But I wouldn't say Perry/Brand divorce was "shocking". Maybe Maria doesn't want Arn deficating all over her fathers memory.

EmEyeKay said...

I don't think anyone was shocked by Perry/Brand splitting up, can it really be them?

Pookie said...

janet charton is the biggest hack...so i dont much stock into her credibility...but hmm. idt it's perry/brand b/c they spent most of their marriage apart (at least while she was on tour), and i highly doubt it's been shocking for anyone. they're about as shocking as sinead/kim k/demi m.

just to throw this out there...mena suvari and the younger dude? don't think he's much of a celeb tho.

zooey d. and the deathcab for cutie dude? (but wasn't he cheating?)

i think i'm going w/ jessica lange/sam shepard...they've been awful quite and civil about their split. (altho i think it'd be really funny if it was jho/marc a....but alas, papa lópez is relatively normal.)

Maja. With a J. said...

I thought Mena Suvari too. May not fit, though.

__-__=__ said...

Charles Nelson Reilly is Katy Perry's DAD?!?!!?!!? Wow! It's a day of shockers here for me.

RocketQueen said...

This is definitely supposed to be Perry/Brand by the way it's being phrased.

Mango said...

I'm liking the Perry/Brand guess.

nolachickee said...

I'm with you all. Katy's dad is self rightous with a big ass mouth - can someone say overcompensation?

lawyagirl said...

Marc Anthony & JLo. Isn't her dad a scientologist? They seem to love the closet cases.

bluebird said...

aack, this is dynamite if it's Katy's dad. Wonder if it's part of Katy's rebellion with the 'i kissed a girl and diddled her skiddle' thing. Kind of sweet if she still wants to protect him though.

Rose said...

There were rumors for a long time about the break up of Perry/Brand so I didn't find it shocking but that seems to be what Janet is implying.

ParkerNosey said...

I'm gonna throw my hat in the ring by calling 70/30 bull. Janet seems to be right up there with BuzzFoto. I'm gonna need a reveal for this one. Also, just because the man is bitter, doesn't mean he's gay. I'm bitter and angry but it's because I'm hungry on this stupid diet. It has nothing to do with my sexual orientation.

*I'm hungry*

Cheryl said...

I thought of Marc Anthony and JLO. She seems to have lots of secrets and I'll bet her scientology dad has even more.

Texshan said...

Parker, I hate to seem like a nosy parker, but be sure to take care of yourself. Diets, when done correctly, shouldn't leave you really hungry. You probably know that if your body thinks it's starving, it will hold on to fat, making it harder to lose weight. So if you really are hungry, go ahead and eat something low cal/low fat, like some tuna or beans or dill pickles. You'll feel a lot better. I'm not an expert on dieting, but I work in health care and I am concerned whenever anyone complains about being hungry while dieting. And good luck!

Jennifer H. said...

Hmmm, if it is Katy's dad and he's so "deeply closeted," then I wonder how Russell would know? I mean, if your family and at least one in-law knows, then that's not being deeply closeted. Maybe something happened, like a "wide-stance" sort of thing, or may Katy wasn't the only Perry attracted to Brand.

Sadie said...

Parker_nosey you crack me up!

sunshine said...

i thought it was hulk and his wifey

SpunkyPR said...

I'm on the Perry/Brand bandwagon. Isn't she supposedly terrified of what he's going to say in his new book?

Mooshki said...

Pookie, Jessica and Sam weren't married, were they?

princessnikki said...

I just googled Katy's dad, and it clearly said that he was openly gay. I mean it says he basically didn't publicize it, but he didn't deny it either!

Wil said...

Not Jessica and Sam .. 1. They never married. 2. Albert died in 1989, I believe?

I am on the "Katy Perry's Dad" train. [I am such a follower!] LOL!

Revali said...

as much as it pains me; this was the biggest shocker (as far as divorce news this week) and i loved them together

heidi and seal?

Rose said...

Have Heidi & Seal separated? That is news to me.

Barton Fink said...

I don't know what the big hubbub about Katy Perry's dad being gay would be about. Katy could give him the equivalent of his salary for the next fifty years without putting a dent in her cash reserves. How much fun can it be to stand in front of a bunch of Presbyterians and intone solemnly about stuff, 'n stuff, every week?