Keira Knightley And I Have A Lot In Common
You might be asking yourself what I possibly could have in common with Keira Knightley. I mean she is a woman and I am a man. She weighs 42 pounds and I weighed at last check, about 7 times more than that. We do both swear like sailors, although I do not do much of that here. No, what we have in common is that she needed lots of booze to get through sex scenes in her recent movie and all of my ex-wives needed lots of booze just to be able to think about having sex with me.
In her movie, A Dangerous Method, Keira plays a psychiatric patient who is a nymphomaniac and a masochist. I bet you anything the script was written by a guy. The movie also stars Michael Fassbender and Viggo Mortensen so it is not like she was having to film sex scenes with trolls or 300 pound fat men. Keira also said that when each sex scene was over she found herself getting drunk on champagne. That is where out stories differ. My exes tended to keep at the vodka in hopes the memory would go away more quickly. Hey, it is not like 30 seconds takes that long to get out of your mind.
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Never change Enty! Funny stuff!
Oh, Enty! We love you!
Just think, Enty, at the rate you're going (15 lbs, right?) things are going to be MUCH DIFFERENT with the next wife. Ha, almost typed "next ex-wife" - whoops :)
Personally I can't think of many things more awkward than having passionate fake sex in front of cameras trying to make it look real. Like, now you have show everyone what your sex face looks like. Or make one up. Yeah, I'd have to get drunk too.
Keira, it's called acting. It's what actors do. Buck up, sweetie.
She bugs me.
What is the big deal?? It's not for real Keira..
You know, Kiera - you read the script. You know that was coming. You could have just said "no" to the script. Just a thought.
And a Fassbender/Mortensen sandwich does not sound like a stressful thing. Just sayin'.
@ brendalove- Exactly! Viggo & Fassbender?! I'd do that role for free. Hell, I might even pay them.
I seem to remember a few years ago on this site there were mentions made that Keira preferred women to men. Still the case? That would explain a lot.
I need booze, too, but that's so I don't worry about if the dog is watching us or not...
That's a funny still, she looks like she's about to bite him.
Maybe she hit on one/both of them and was turned down. So her revenge is to say she had to get loaded to have sex scenes. Lame, Keira, just lame.
A lot of actors don't care for love scenes. I won't give Keira a hard time on this. She's not the first one to say so.
She's not nymphoniac in DANGEROUS METHOD:her character only has an affair with Jung and if you saw the movie,you would know she's more or less naked in her love(masochist) scenes
> Like, now you have show everyone what your sex face looks like.
BWAH, Maja!
She is SO SO boring.
@anita_mark she bugs me too and I can't even think of anything I've ever seen her in.
a real actor wouldn't need booze, none of these wannabes will evern live upto someone like Streep, keep trying little girls.
LoL Enty, LOL to you too Shay, I actually know a guy who wont get his freak on if the dogs are watching.
I'm sorry to hear that about Keira. A friend who used to be in the business talks about how un-appealing sex scenes are to shoot. Very much a turn off to do.
Which makes that Mickey Rourke/whatshername scene such a turn on. Care Otis?
I absolutely adored her in Pride and Prejudice. I thought she was a wonderful Lizzy Bennett.
I'm with Maja!! I couldn't show my O face in public, without some libations so I don't see why this is bad.
Omg, Keira needs to loosen up. If you watch the sex scenes in Dangerous Method, they're clinical, bordering on ... boring. No nudity, no naked butt, just a naked breast here and a corset there, everyone keeping their clothes on. And Fassbender tapped a wooden box in lieu of your ass.
Girl would have had a mental breakdown had she been Late Night Lover #1 in Fassbender's Shame ;)
What a dumb ass sexist film plot.Please don't pay to see this people!
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