Wednesday, January 18, 2012

OK! Says Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant This Week - Jennifer Aniston Next Week


OK! has given in and gone ahead to try to get some quick sales and says that Angelina Jolie is pregnant. Apparently she is almost three months pregnant and is having severe morning sickness. If she is pregnant, I'm guessing that morning sickness might be withdrawal and have nothing to do with the actual pregnancy itself. Eventually OK! is going to hit on one of these stories. They keep rolling out Angelina and Jennifer Aniston in hopes one of them will get pregnant, but it never seems to work out for them. Meanwhile though they will be the magazine people will probably pick up in the checkout line. Did you know OK! is the magazine stars trust? Really? Are they talking about stars as in celebrities or stars as in the things in the sky that twinkle? I do like their Beyonce baby conspiracy story though.

23 comments:

BigMama said...

Is it Johnny Depp's? BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA

sorry, just had to do it

EmEyeKay said...

Just this once, wouldn't it be funny if they were RIGHT? If one of these magazines put out a story and the stars (the things in the sky that twinkle) aligned and the story was true? Angelina walks into a grocery store, sees the cover, and thinks OMG, I haven't even told Brad yet!

EmEyeKay said...

@BigMama, LOL!

Sherry said...

How is it that these guys don't get sued for libel? I'll never understand.

msgirl said...

BigMama ha!

ms snarky said...

Is it libel or slander when they print it? I always get those two confused. Libel in print, slander when you're just gossiping? Need info!!

RJ said...

Ummmm . . . did the good folks at OK! magazine not see her at the Golden Globes? She looked like a walking Charms Blow Pop. She was emaciated! Her arms were hard to look at and the camera adds weight. Can you imagine how alarming she must have looked in person?

Lori said...

libel is written or published...

ChasingHeaven said...

Withdrawal indeed.

figgy said...

I always remember that "slander starts with 's', like "say", so slander is verbal.

Amy said...

Libel is hard to prove in the United States if you're a public figure. Usually it has to be something demonstrably false and printed with malice -- and generally, a newspaper can quote anyone at all as saying they believe Angelina is pregnant and they've accurately quoted that person, even if it's completely untrue. But above all the public figure has to show the statement (1) is untrue (it's not libel if it's true, no matter how damaging) and (2) that if it's untrue it caused damages, usually provable via financial damages. And it's going to be hard to prove that any report -- true or untrue -- that Angelina is pregnant again or adopting again has somehow caused her damages either financially or to her reputation.

MISCH said...

I doubt it.....

Carrie L. said...

Yeah, this is a big "no way."

jbdean_79 said...

Woo Hoo! My trick to starting Hollywood gossip worked! I posted this on the GG photos... [insert evil laugh] :D

Actually, I have been thinking she's pregnant though. Her GG dress hid her stomacha area and in a candid photo I saw of her before that (in a grey dress), her belly looked normal (i.e. big/preggo for her).

She is still thin as a rail, but a little bigger than she looked a few months ago.

However, since OK! ran this story, I'm going to say I was wrong.

Amanda M. said...

Is he alluding that Angelina is heroin mom??? Anyone else remember that blind? She totally fits

Maria said...

'I didnt steal reggie from kim' lol

nolachickee said...

My issue is with the people who still buy these rags. How many times can they be duped with the same stupid stories? Have they not heard of this new invention called the Internet? I personally haven't opened a magazine in years. Just don't get why these publications still exist.

ghost said...

nolachickee, my thoughts exactly. I also don't get the people who still engross themselves in the whole Brad/Angie/Jen crap... that happened like what, seven or eight years ago? Oy vey, that horse is long dead.

Doubt Angelina's pregnant if how grotesque and skinny she looked at the GG's is any indication.

pr787 said...

She padded her ass and boobs.

Maja. With a J. said...

It's weird how supposedly Guiliana Rancic could not get pregnant because she was too thin and, while all Angelina has to do is take a deep breath for people to say she is pregnant, even though she's been looking quite frail lately.

Momster said...

I wanna read Beyonce's Baby Conspiracy Deepens.

Shay said...

I saw Angelina on the GG and she didn't look healthy enough to nurse a gerbil.

Looziana Magnolia said...

Shay - I totally agree with you. Her dress was hiding that pointy collarbone of hers. I swear my dog has rawhide bones larger than her shoulders and collarbones combined!