Monday, January 16, 2012

Random Photos Part Four

Martin Luther King Jr. gets the top spot.

Audrina Patridge and Corey Boham in Australia for his 30th birthday.
Nicole Kidman and Clive Owen canoodling at a press event.
Courtney Stodden jogs in heels with her "security."
Photo op over, she gives up the heels.
I think Halle Berry is using the same mobility scooter that Hugh Hefner used when he went to Disneyland.
Jenele Evans takes some time off from getting arrested to getting a makeover.
Still can't figure out who January Jones' baby looks like.
A depressed looking Katie Holmes, while
Tom Cruise enjoys a night out with Jamie Foxx.
Khloe Kardashian back in Los Angeles.

54 comments:

jax said...

oh fuck. her security is like 15.

izz said...

I think January's baby looks like Guy Richie, random I know

PammieC said...

Nicole looks great in that picture. I thought she was standing with Tom Hanks at first glance.

not on my dollar said...

Thanks Enty.

RenoBlondee said...

Katie's still wearing those shoes w/ leggings. Ugly.

Amy said...

Why does Courtney Stodden want to look like a Real Housewife when she's half their age?

Laura said...

I feel for Khloe.

Pookie said...

YES!!! MLK. THANK YOU.

whatever her personal drama aside, JJ's baby is truly a cutie.

just when i thought the courtney girl couldn't possibly get anymore disturbing... =O

Noetje said...

My colleagues and I couldn’t stop laughing at the photo’s of Courtney Stodden and her „security”. Sooo funny... I wonder who’s jacket the kid borrowed. It’s at least 3 sizes too big.. LOL

Mother Campfire said...

@ izz, actually I see it too.

ParkerNosey said...

Really Courtney? Really?

Jamie, cut the pubes off your face!

Oh Khloe. . . She's the one Kardashian I can actually stand. But I have no problem with a husband in a strip club if his wife knows about it. Dancing is dancing. If he did it before you were married, he probably will do it later. I think it's the embarassment that gets to most celeb wives. *shrugs* My hubby doesn't like strip clubs and neither of us are partiers. So. . . Couples just need to have an understanding.

RocketQueen said...

Fuck me. Take off that shirt, Courtney. You're making us vegetarians look like assholes.

ParkerNosey said...

LOL

Sorka8 said...

Thank you for remembering Dr.King

Oh dear me, if thats what passes for "security" these days, I'd be mighty afraid for the celeb. However, since its only Courtney "Wannbe Somebody" Stoddens then I don't think there is much to fear.

Susan said...

No offense RQ, but that hooker's T-shirt gave me a big chuckle. So did your post. Hee.

ParkerNosey said...

And can someone explain to me the butt that keeps appearing as Nicole Kidman's top lip?

Mooshki said...

I can't believe she died her damned dog. Dogs know when they're being treated with respect and when they're not. I thought we were past the days of dogs being treated as accessories. :(

Christiane said...

Izz, that's what I was jokingly thinking a few days ago when the pics first hit JustJared!! And when you see it, you can't unsee Guy Ritchie's babyface afterwards.

Mooshki said...

And I just noticed her t-shirt is from PETA. I seriously doubt they'd approve.

thisoldbroad said...

OK Enty.. It's time for an intervention for your addiction to useless wastes of space - no more Courtney Stodden pictures. She serves no purpose, has no talent or personality & gives me the creeps.

For all our sanity - go a week without posting her picture. When you get your 1 week pin, then we'll go for a month. I'm sure we can cure this addiction & save the world - 1 skank at a time.

RocketQueen said...

Lol Susan! Glad you got a laugh....all I got was an inward groan. Further, veggies don't typically advocate assholes dying their dogs pink. So much wtf.

And is it just me, or does her "security" look like the fakest security ever. Looks like she put a friend in a too-big suit. And who is he supposedly communicating with via that earpiece. Hooker, please.

MISCH said...

All babies look alike to me until they're around 2 years old...
I know Halle broke her foot over the summer but I thought it healed...did she have surgery recently?
Poor Katie will she never be set free ?

princessj1987 said...

January's baby looks like Jason Sudeikis.

Comma Chaser said...

Audrina has nothing on the girl in the silly "MAKE HIM ADDICTED TO YOU" ad in the cleavage department.

figgy said...

Thanks for the laugh with the Courtney Stodden pics! For some reason, I actually enjoy seeing her and her idiot daddy/husband. Maybe because they're not actually making any money, unlike the horrific Kartrashians.

I feel like the Tom Cruise/Jamie Foxx pic is some kind of reveal....

anita_mark said...

I'm laughing at Courtney's security guy holding his hand up to his earpiece that we know doesn't exist. I want everyone to stop following her on Twitter so we can see how she'll act out for more attention, it's really quite amusing.

As for Khloe, I don't feel bad for her or any reality show person. You're willing to air everything about yourself, scripted and fake or not, deal with the consequences.

kerri said...

I admire a 40yr old who can run in hooker heels. Well done Court.

surfer said...

I thought the exact same thing, Jax! And the ill-fitting suit.

Gypsytrill said...

January's baby has Bobby Flay's eyebrows.

thejadedentrepreneur said...

Courtney Stodden is the dumbest cunt I've ever seen. That "security detail" looks like a high school freshmen playing dress up in his daddy's suit. And who the hell runs in stripper heels. I hope she breaks her ankle for being so stupid.

The Black Cat said...

I feel sad for the kid with the ill fitting suit

wow, jamie foxx and tommy are the same height

jax said...

that kid is totally Flay

EmEyeKay said...

There's too much wrong with the Stodden pictures to even start.

Rachael said...

Look at those eyes and eyebrows...that baby is Vaughn's

nolachickee said...

I wonder if the Tommy/Jamie photo was before or after their love making.

Isn't that the creepiest term in the world?

anita_mark said...

^Yep. Along with "they are lovers." Then make reference to their "members." Gross.

surfer said...

@ thejadedentrepreneur - after all your comments today, I have to ask, are you Les Suckno?

Jasmine said...

For those who are interested, here's a link to Dr. King's I have a Dream speech from 1963:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smEqnnklfYs

Thank you MLK Jr., for all that you've done in the name of freedom and equality. You are remembered everyday, in some small way. As a social worker in training, I continue to be inspired to work with those marginalized by society because of your speech that I first heard as a little girl and never forgot.

mialou said...

Is anyone certain that January DIDN'T go the sperm donor route? Just curious

Sherry said...

Remember the picture of Lizard and Peepaw the other day and there was another guy with them everyone thought looked like a young John Travolta? THAT is that guy. I also saw the video on Dlisted and he was arm in arm with him when they thought the camera was away. I think it's like Kate and her "security" guard.

Sherry said...

@surfer: Les Suckno is very very vulgar. That creep can go away any time.

Missy said...

January's baby is fug.

MadLyb said...

@RocketQueen - Yes, and thank you for calling that twat out. I have to admit that just seeing this girl is painful. She does not dress for comfort, and I imagine that her boobs hurt because she usually squeezes them into some tiny shirt. Then there's the fake tan and horrid streaked hair...

I need to apologize for anything I may have said last night during the Live Blog that offended anyone. I blame it on the beer, but the truth is, I'm a vulgar old hag.

Lindsey said...

No one is saying how homeless Jamie Foxx looks? Yeesh.

Lindsey said...

He is channeling the "Golden Voice" guy very heavily.

Mango said...

The kid with the earpiece is talking to the mother ship from planet Fame Whore.

I wish January Jones' baby had a shock of red hair.

MonstersInc said...

Halle's wearing the same exact boot my Dad is currently wearing for his broken foot. Random I know.

parissucksliterally said...

I agree with ignoring that Courtney Stodden thing.

lutefisk said...

Is Katie depressed because she wasn't included in Tom and Jamie's night out?

mngddess said...

My Lord - with all your guesses, exactly how many men are in the baby daddy running?

And I think the baby looks like his mom. With a dash of Jason Sudeikis.

thejadedentrepreneur said...

@surfer, I never reveal my secrets. But strange that people who come to a website to spread gossip and talk shit about people they've never met would be so easily offended...

Lelaina Pierce said...

That poor dog. He's got definite FML face, running with that moron.

OMAMA is BROKO said...

I just found this in a position paper I wrote awhile back, with the subject matter of how we as American's can become a totally self-sufficent nation if we free'd the cannabis plant, across the board. I thought it was awesome. The quote is taken from Dr. King's Letter From A Birmingham Jail;

"To quote the late, great Dr. Martin Luther King, “an unjust law is a human law that is not rooted in eternal law or natural law.” (King) And this blockage of cultivating the cannabis plant is by far, one of the most unnatural and unjust laws ever known to man.

Godbless

East Village Gypsy said...

Courtney Stodden a teen? Bitch, puh lease.