Friday, January 20, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.


After his swimming career is over, Michael Phelps definitely looks like he could have a career as a 70's porn star.
Maybe LeAnn Rimes could join him.
Oprah thought she could buy the place if she put in a high enough offer.
Reese Witherspoon goes out for a jog, while her ex
Jake Gyllenhaal prefers walking.
Louis makes a break for it. Knows it is vegetable day at dinner.
Taylor Swift comes to pay homage to Mary J Blige.
Would you say that Torrie Wilson works out from time to time. Damn.
That is Zac Efron in the back and Ashley Tisdale in the front.

34 comments:

MizCaramel said...

I love Oprah but that is not her best picture yikes!

mynerva said...

How sad is it that all the people in the background are looking at Oprah, and not the incredible beauty of the Taj Mahal?

Jasmine said...

The last pic of Zac and Ashley is the same pic I see from 75% of my facebook friends who are between the ages of 15-25 y.o.

In other words, this up and coming generation all look like some variation of The Jersey Shore in terms of obnoxiousness and gooberness.

Kill me now if these are the ignorant d-bags who have to take care of me when Im old.

Lady J said...

Louis is a cutie pie.
Torrie Wilson was a WWE Diva, I am sure A-Rod loves it when she body slams him and puts him in a headlock.
I Love Mary J. Blige!!

Jasmine said...

Forgot to add- Louis Bullock has now officially become the cutest celeb kid on the planet.

I defy anyone to name another kid as cute.

BigMama said...

Louis needs to come to my house and play with my kids, they would have a ball. Though he looks so tiny, my girls might crush him.

Jasmine - I thought the same thing, or similar anyway about the last photo

Bnl1016 said...

@Jasmine - I used to have the same mentality. Like god help me when I get old cuz these kids suck. But then my parents point out that during the 60s/70s when everyone was all high and tripping balls all the time, the more conservative people with the 40s/50s mentality said the same thing. And it turned out just fine. I'm not convinced, but it was a fair point to make.

Layna Day said...

Jasmine: Flynn Kerr-Bloom is really cute. But Louis is #1 in my book. He has the best side since Zahara Jolie-Pitt!

Mary should get Taylor to write her a song. She's not the best vocalist, but Swifty can write a good lyric.

mynerva said...

The thought of Phelps and LeAnn doing the nasty has me reaching for the brain bleach

Maja. With a J. said...

Mynerva, you took the words right out of my mouth.

surfer said...

I wonder if the "tourists" behind Oprah were paid like the ones were for Tom Cruise.

And Torrie Wilson's right boobie looks like it's trying to make a fast escape (can't believe I actually wrote that, lol).

mynerva said...

Here *passes bleach* : )

izz said...

Louis Bullock is Sooo adorable but I don't feel like he gets any bigger, probably just my imagination!

Sherry said...

And what's the appeal of ARod again?

anita_mark said...

I didn't think Michael Phelps could get any more unattractive but here we are.

parissucksliterally said...

what is the fascination with pics of Tisdale? I don't get it. Zac, I get.

I knew Reese is not pregnant. :)

Jasmine said...

@Layna Day- you're right- Zahara WAS the cutest/most diva kid around.
But she's all grown and shit now at a sophisticated 7 (shoot me now for knowing that)so I think Louis qualifies as new reigning kid of cute.

@Bnl1016- this helps allay my fears a tad, thanks :)

Tempestuous Grape said...

Mary looks goooood!

RocketQueen said...

Sherry - I think it's that huge picture of himself with the torso of a man and the rear end of a bull that is apparently hanging over his own bed. Or the money.

Agree that Louis Bullock is the CUTEST celeb kid out there right now. I just want to steal him!

I totally forgot that Reese and Jake were together for so long. What the heck was that about?

thejadedentrepreneur said...

Mary J. Blige is like "Bitch, please".

parissucksliterally said...

Shiloh is still my fav celeb kid. I fucking LOVE that kid.

YourNameHere said...

I'm never one to think someone is gay because I couldn't care less. But I will always get the gay vibe from A-Rod. I'm just not convinced he's a straight arrow.

Mooshki said...

Jasmine, I love how enamored Suri Cruise is of Louis in her burn book. I think she's claimed dibs on him.

Phelps is making Bruce Jenner look like a class act by comparison. Hell, he makes Hulk Hogan look classy by comparison! (As long as his daughter is nowhere around.)

"Kerr-Bloom" LMAO, what a great last name to have! Sounds like "kaboom!"

Bnl1016, actually, I think each generation is getting more and more assholey. Just look at the state of our country right now.

A shit-ton of money. That's the only appeal of A-Rod.

AKM said...

I just can't get enough of Louis Bullock! What an absolutely precious little guy.

mngddess said...

Oh, Lordy - I get such a kick out of "Kerr-Bloom!"

And you know if Oprah bought the Taj-Mahal she'd slap her Harpo logo right on the front!

Tara said...

Phelps looks like Mike D in the Sabotage video. It made me laugh...and go in search of my cd.

@thejadedentrepreneur - LOL, I thought the same thing. ;-)

blankprincess said...
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blankprincess said...

Layna Day, I totally agree with you that Taylor Swift writes some great lyrics (e.g., "you made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter"), but can you truly imagine her writing something for Mary J. to sing? MJB would be all, "Bitch, please! Give me some REAL problem to sing about!"

txtommom said...

My vote for cutest celeb kid is Nahla.

Robert said...

Well, if you live near the Taj Mahal, and you see it every single day....

MadLyb said...

I think Louis will one day rule the world. He looks like he's contemplating it, anyway, LOL!

Snowstorms said...

ARod has always been my least favorite Yankee, but when they played the Braves a few yrs back, he definitely hit on my almost sister-in-law. She lives at the gym, is blonde - just his type...I thought he would be a total douche, but he went out of his way to sign everything he could for the kids - epecially the young boys that were waiting for autographs. He actually went out of his way for most people that day - and their whole series against the Braves - and - side note - this is when he was dating Kate Hudson. She came, but she didn't attend any of the games...

Pigtown*Design said...

you guys don't get it. michael phelps has the porn moustache in solidarity with joe flacco, quarterback for the baltimore ravens, who grew one for movember. since the ravens are doing so well, phelps and a lot of other people grew one in support of the team.

Mango said...

Cutest celeb kid? Those photos of Shiloh Pitt with the missing front tooth. DAMN those were adorable photos.