Monday, January 16, 2012

Random Photos Part Two - Golden Globes

Salma Hayek and her husband.
Madonna and her metal dress.
Nicole Richie and her metal dress. I thought two things yesterday when I saw this. Her breast implants got bigger and I thought she might be pregnant again.
Kelly Osbourne and the shoulder pads which will poke your eye out kid.
Rooney Mara in her traditional black.
Claire Danes and the brightest red lipstick I saw all night.
Colin Firth's wife's dress was made out of plastic bottles.
Piper Perabo thought this year everyone was going to wear Black Swan inspired dresses too.
Jenna Dewan actually looked really nice.
Sarah Michelle Gellar did not.

41 comments:

Noetje said...

Kelly’s dress is just so wrong. It makes her look much bigger than she is..

Laura said...

Interesting comment about Nicole.

parissucksliterally said...

I think Nicole gained a little weight. she looks good. why she was there, i do not know.

I hated SMG's dress. Piper's dress was so unflattering......

LOVE Colin Firth.

Madonna's dress would have been great if it actually fit her.

EmEyeKay said...

The only dress I liked in this post was Piper's, I think it's gorgeous.

anita_mark said...

I didn't watch much of the red carpet stuff but I did see the conversation with Nicole Richie. She came across as so condescending, her fake niceness was infuriating.

As for Claire Danes, wear a bra! Just because you're small doesn't mean I want your nipples pointing at me.

Maja. With a J. said...

Oh, Colin Firth. Your wife is a lucky woman! I did like Ricky Gervais' introduction of him, it made me chuckle.

I kind of liked SMG's dress. It was different, and I thought it suited her. I think Reese Witherspoon was my favourite though. I loved her overall look. I also don't think she is pregnant.

anita_mark said...

I'm also worried about the seams on Kelly's dress. Looks like they're about to pop.

The Black Cat said...

Kelly looked really stupid, like she was going to a weird costume ball or comic con

RenoBlondee said...

And Kelly O has the temerity to criticize fashion looking like THAT? Fuck that noise.

ABlake said...

Buffy looked beautiful. I love the colors of that dress.
Second time in a few days you've dissed her in photos when she looked perfectly fine. What's with the hate Ent?

Amy said...

Claire Danes and Rooney Mara BOTH desperately needed to wear bras. Both are small but in Claire's case, as stated above, you could see her nips -- and sometimes the headlights were skewed in different directions. As embarassing was Rooney's utterly deflated lying-flat-against-her-belly flopped breasts, I was embarrassed for her.

MM said...

That may have been the only flattering shot of Piper Perabo's dress. In all the others, her skirt is sheer, and you can see her (probably built-in) underwear.

skeeball said...

Selma Hayek's dress is so ugly. Top half looks like really bad '70's down the cellar rec room wallpaper.

Pookie said...

why was madonna punishing her boobies? idgi.

really, kelly? seriously?

BigMama said...

I'm with EmEyeKay on this one, in fact I was just about to say the same thing. Get out of my head!

Lisa said...

I LOVE SMG's dress. It was fun, hip and happy. The Globes are supposed to be all that. Advantage Gellar.

Maja. With a J. said...

Agree with Pookie re: Madonna's boobs. That dress was TOO SMALL FOR HER. It looked painful.

Susan said...

Madonna of 2012 is so ridic. I can't believe we're going to be subjected to her during the Super Bowl. Her fake boarding school accent makes me want to grab her bony ass and shake her senseless! Gah. Just bring back Desperately Seeking Susan Madonna and I will calm down.

I'm sure Nicole Richie was there because the GGs were broadcast on NBC and NBC is airing the fashion show she's on with Jessica Simpson. The promos actually made me want to watch it. The promos were WAY more interesting than the GGs.

Can not wait for Joan Rivers fashion police. Wonder what they'll say about Kelly.

Christiane said...

Piper Perabo is clearly on some kind of drug. She looked loopy and completely out of it on other red carpet pictures.

And Mila looks like she'd much rather be elsewhere, from her scowl, to her nondescript black Dior.

CowPie said...

Does anyone else think that Madonna's doing this one glove thing in order to appear "rebel-like," but in reality it hides her old woman hands- especially in this case where she would be photographed holding her award.

Or maybe Karl Lagerfeld has really had a big impact on her.

Her dress was a mess- not in a good way. Nicole Richie continues her evolution to look more caucasian.

Salma Hayek's dress makes her look really tiny.

Mooshki said...

I think SMG's dress is fun. And she looked so happy all night. How sweet that she let her daughter pick out her dress, and didn't fret what the fashion police would say about it.

Susan said...

I didn't know that SMG's daughter picked out the dress. I love that! It probably would have looked cuter on her if it were short. It's a bit overpowering because she's a tiny girl, I think.

Amartel said...

I loove Sarah Michelle Gellar's tie-dye ink-stain dress. She looks like she's having fun wearing it, too.

RocketQueen said...

Exactly, RenoBlondee. EXACTLY. And what the fuck is Kelly even DOING there? Last I checked, she has zero talent.

Madonna looked ridiculous. Her breasts in that dress were suffocating, and quit with trying to show off your scary arms whilst hiding your old lady hands. Ugh, she infuriates me.

I thought Danes' makeup was horrific. Aged her by about a decade. Really unflattering.

Jessie said...

Madonna was a tool the whole night. I loved Elton John's expression when she won.

RenoBlondee said...

@RQ
I meant to ask you how your shower went! I'm sure and I hope it was fantastic!

TinselSass said...

@CowPie... I totally agree with you re: Madonna's wearing a glove to hide her old woman hands... and will scream if women anywhere adopt this pathetic fashion strategy.

kerri said...

Saw the press interview with Madonna, she was a condescending bitch (as usual).

Kelly; next time you rag on Christina, take a look at this hideous choice.

I kind of like Michelle's dress, least it was something different.

kerri said...

Oops, Sarah Michelle's dress

chopchop said...

Did you guys see the pictures of Kelly Osbourne & her weird yellow makeup on the Superficial? And *she's* the fashion police?? Sweet Jesus she looked like hell.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

If Nicole is glowing, she's pregnant. I've never seen pregnancy agree with someone as much as it does her.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Nicole Richie is a grade A cunt.

Kelly Osbourne has precious little room to be judging people. Her hair is so fucking atrocious.

SMG is a joke.

nolachickee said...

Salma's husband looks like the undead next to her.

Mango said...

Nicole looks the best I've ever seen her.

Kelly Osbourne = Head to toe WTF??

Rooney should have broken out a completely different look. "See, I'm MORE than TGWTDT!"

Claire Danes had no husband in evidence so I thought she might be the answer to a blind, but she did mention him during her speech.

Piper Perabo did something to her face.

I loved SMG's dress though it was a bit full.

RJ said...

Agree with everyone that Kelly Osbourne needs to excuse herself from the Fashion Police tonight. In fact she should have to stand at the chalkboard with her nose in a circle! Totally awful!

I liked the print of SMG's dress although I didn't care for the style of the dress.

I actually liked Piper's dress. I think the sheerness was very intentional and was one of the things I liked about it.

I can't stand Nicole Ritchie, but I did think she looked good last night.

Sherry said...

Agreed: Madonna's top was painfully tight, Claire soooo needed a bra and Kelly Osborne needs to learn that those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

I like Madonna's dress, but I'd rather see it on a much younger woman. Rooney may seem too plain, but I think it's a nice contrast to some of the creampuffesque dresses one tends to see on red carpets these days.

Christiane said...

January Jones' baby has peculiar pointed ears that are nothing like his mom's (I think). I googled Bobby Flay... and they're VERY SIMILAR. Hmm.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I kind of liked Madge's dress but she def had squashed boobs.

Didn't like SMG's dress last night (the colors...it looks tie dyed). It photographed well, though.

lutefisk said...

When Madonna started to talk I wanted to toss something at the TV. Someone needs to tell her she's NOT BRITISH!!!\Also, I don't think Johnny Depp remembers his original voice. He sounded too much like Captain Jack Sparrow,

GSDlover said...

I like how Salma Hayek looks in that gown.

SMG=WTF

Kelly looks ridiculous from head to toe, she has no business judging or critiquing the style or weight of others.

Charlize can make anything look good on her.