Random Photos Part Three

Tim Tebow took this 10 year old tumor patient with him as his date. Her condition is heartbreaking.
Does something look a little lopsided with AnnaLynne McCord?
Ashley Tisdale joins the no pants campaign.
Dakota Fanning is not a member. In a New York winter, not many people are.
Delta Goodrem leaving Sydney. She seems really happy.
Gwen Stefani doing some grocery shopping.
Jean Dujardin is really popular in France right now. Wait until they see his Jerry Lewis tattoo.

"Mommy. Is that my daddy? What about that guy?"

Random Photos Part Two

Jaime Pressly looks really scared of the slide while her son has no problems.
Shen then looks to her son for help who can't believe she is scared. Showing he is a true Hollywood child he then begins to think to himself.
"I'm going to call Radar and then US Weekly and put them in a bidding war for the rights to my story about how I saved you from that dangerous slide. Mom. Do you think I can get a reality show out of this?"
Kristen Stewart does the depressed look yet again.
Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan does the coke bloat look. Oh, pardon me. She says she is sober right? The prescription drug bloat look.
Mariah Carey sans makeup.
Nicole Richie looking shocked for Ocean Drive Magazine. Yeah, that is a big seller.
Olivia Wilde without her sidepiece.
Paula Abdul on her way into a restaurant called The Chew. She thought it was a place you ordered food, chewed it and then spit it out. Angelina Jolie still has not figured it out.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Rachel Bilson in Lucky. With the ratings her show gets she will have to be very lucky to be working next year. It could be back to the beard circuit for her.
Cate Blanchett says she would love to be in a Bond movie. She would be pretty good in it too I think.
Reese Witherspoon continues her duties for Avon. They must pay her a fortune because she is always doing something for them. I keep waiting for her to show up at the front door selling makeup or hanging up one of those bags.
One for the mom and one for the nanny. Sarah Jessica Parker does not want to work too hard.
Stacy Keibler contemplates LAC. Life After Contract.
Well we know what the first words will be that Snooki's kid speaks. It will be either Gym Tan or Laundry. It could also be, "I want a drink."
Jwoww covers up in New York.
Deer in the headlights Gillian Anderson with Thandie Newton who went the natural route with her hair. I like it.
The Zooey filming New Girl.

WTF Has Russell Brand Become?

Apparently Russell Brand must think that if he keeps dressing himself like this that he will be turned into some kind of God in India. Some translations say that India has 300 million Gods, and I guess this is how Russell thinks they must dress. I have to say that the homeless guy who sweeps up trash in West Hollywood while wearing leopard underwear above his jeans and a wig looks better than what Russell is wearing.

Stephen Dorff And Lauren Conrad Are Together

I think I made one of Stephen Dorff's favorite tricks into a blind item once. For your first date with Stephen, if he really likes you and wants to have sex with you and make you think he is working for it he will send a car and driver to pick you up at your place. He then has the car and driver bring you back to his place where he has had someone prepare dinner for just the two of you. It is pretty ingenious if you think about it. With LA traffic he is not having to drive anywhere and the booze he serves at home is cheaper than buying it which makes up for the private chef cost and the woman is stuck at his house with no way to get home except Stephen because he sent the driver on their way.

Anyway, Life & Style says that Stephen and Lauren Conrad are together now. Well, at least they were for one or two nights. That is enough for a story in a tabloid.

Today's Blind Items

One of my favorite all time divas has herself quite the mouth. She also has certain beliefs about what songs should be played and what songs should not. Our diva used to be A list back in the day and is probably still and will always be a B list. She is also a nominee/winner of the big one. Anyway she was at a club and this disco version of a classic song comes on. Our diva goes over to the DJ and starts screaming at him. Oh, this is after she has hurled a cocktail glass at him and the glasses of all her companions. "Don't you ever play that f**king song again. If you do, I will have you fired. She is turning over in her grave." She then went back to the table and did a line of coke.

Your Turn

Are you a snob? Not that you look down on people but that you are a food snob? Wine snob? Coffee snob? I am not a snob about anything except red meat. I only like it rare and I think if it is not rare then it is beneath me. However, as for wine I will drink it straight from the box and have. Nothing like tipping over a box of wine and opening that spigot into your mouth. Same goes for any kind of booze. No booze is too cheap for me. As long as it does not say for external use only, I am all over it.

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH handsome Oscar winner always has beautiful girlfriends but can’t please them in the sack?

The handsome actor blames his lackluster performance in the bedroom on an on-set injury he sustained while making a film – and lucky for him, he’s so drop-dead gorgeous the women in his life haven’t seemed to mind his inadequate performances.

Paris Hilton Is An Idiot

It has been awhile since I had a good rant about Paris Hilton. Probably not going to get one here either because she is so meh now that it is not even really worth working up the energy to rant about her. At this point she is basically a cartoon version of herself. The photo above was taken as she went to a "surprise" birthday party. I am fervently praying that is why she chose to wear the tiara, but honestly, it would not surprise me if she wore one everyday. I think the surprise is that she went to this surprise party 11 days after her actual birthday. Apparently over the past two weeks she has gone out each night for a birthday dinner and instead of having one party with 50 people which she also did, but wanted to have groups of three or four people also take her out every night and buy her gifts too. She wanted to see if she could make her birthday last a month doing that, but she ran out of friends pretty quickly so started making it one or two people she was going out with for "surprise" birthday parties.

AnnaLynne McCord Forgets Her Pants

We have seen Christina Aguilera do it and now AnnaLynne McCord has gone out in public without any pants. Sure, there might be some on under there, but it does not look like it and then I can't make any jokes about how when Christin Aguilera went without pants, I think she really did forget. I think she was so drunk that she completely forgot they were there to put on so went out and then at some point probably realized they were missing but she thought she looked edgy so left it as is. Plus, she still had a bottle of vodka to finish and she was not going anywhere until it was gone.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This big-time celebrity who just had a baby is loving motherhood, but is having all sorts of trouble with her body. She’s frustrated her figure didn’t magically snap back into shape and she’s hired a team of experts to help her look even better than before her pregnancy. Her doctor’s are concerned about her diet and plans (which involve surgery) but she is determined.

Matthew Morrison Says Kelly Brook Is Dumb As A Box Of Rocks

Here is another reason I don't like Matthew Morrison very much. In fact, I don't think he has ever given me any reason to like him. He is arrogant and an ass and he treats fans of his like crap. Now as a topper he trashed Kelly Brook about how dumb she is but he was perfectly willing to have sex with her.

Matthew Morrison gave an interview to The Sun and said he dated a British woman in 2010. "It was Kelly Brook... she's not exactly the brightest bulb. We only went on one date."

However, that date, which occurred during the World Cup also involved lots of making out in public and even more when they got out of the public eye. If you think someone is dumb, then that is your opinion and if you feel the need to share that to the world I can't stop you, but if she was so awful and so dumb, then why did you not have any issues with doing what you did with her? Don't take her home if you think she is dumb, and if you do take her home anyway, then at least have the class to not call her dumb. Oh you know what? Maybe she dumped him because he would not stop looking at himself in the mirror and between the two of them they could never find his peen.

Steven Tyler & Jennifer Lopez Have A Sense Of Humor - Ryan Seacrest Is Still Scarred

Do you get the feeling that Ryan Seacrest wishes he had not acted like a little baby when Sacha Baron Cohen dropped the ashes all over him on the red carpet? The guy was freaking out and saw no humor at all in the situation. He acted like his life was ruined.

Anyway, last night on American Idol. Steven Tyler shows he has a sense of humor and that Jennifer Lopez is perfectly willing to make fun of herself or at least not worry if other people make fun of her. Watch as Steven reveals his nipple and then asks, "Who am I?"

Oldest Cypress Tree Burned For Drugs

The oldest cypress tree in Florida ended up burning to the ground because a woman could not see what drugs she was taking in the dark so lit the tree to help her. The 3,500 year old tree called the Senator burned to the ground. Police have identified the woman who burned the tree as Sara Barnes a part time "model" who I'm pretty sure is modeling not very many clothes for guys in their hotel rooms was arrested yesterday where police found a bunch of drugs and other things in her place. (Thanks Carolyn)

Lorene Scafaria Is Ashton Kutcher's Sunday Date

Ashton Kutcher has found a way to juggle all the women he sees. Give them days of the week. It turns out the woman he went to Italy with over Christmas, Lorene Scafaria, must be his Sunday date because she went with him to the Academy Award parties. In fact, he took her to the Madonna party which must have been kind of awkward considering he co-hosted the thing last year with Demi. Oh how fast things can change. Ashton is dating multiple women and his wife is in some kind of rehab because he embarrassed her. If you want to go and date a bunch of people publicly rather than the private way you did while married, then that is your decision, but to take them to a party you co-hosted with your wife just last year? Tasteless. Of course Wilmer Valderrama is his best friend so respect for women is not really high up on their list of attributes.

Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck Have A Boy - Name Him Matt Damon

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck had a baby boy. There were no name announcements, but I'm guessing they will name the baby Matt Damon Affleck or perhaps Good Will Affleck. Jennifer got to name the first two babies so you ended up with good solid names of Violet and Seraphina. Maybe they will go for Bennifer? Then everyone can speculate whether it is about Jennifer Garner or some kind of tribute to Jennifer Lopez and the fact that Ben managed to escape with his life and ended up with someone normal.

Tatum O'Neal Back On Coke Again

You know what? I think if my dad was Ryan O'Neal and he put me through the kind of crap he put Tatum O'Neal through, I think I would probably escape with drugs and booze too. I can't even imagine the horrific memories she has growing up. When your own dad wants you to have a threesome with him and Melanie Griffith and you are a teen you know there was crazier stuff going on. Sure, everyone says he just wanted her to watch, but if you are going to have your kid watch, you know what he really wanted. I can't believe Melanie Griffith did not say anything either. It is probably why she buried herself in drugs and booze too. Anyway, Tatum is back on coke and checked herself into rehab. With Griffin in jail,Redmond also in rehab, and his long time girlfriend dead, Ryan has pretty much ruined the life of everyone he has ever come into contact with.

Lindsay Lohan Prefers To Party At Home - Wow Look At That Nose Grow

Lindsay Lohan is going to be on the Today show tomorrow morning. Oh yes, I know you will be wide awake for that one. You will probably set your alarm or your DVR and make sure to wake the kids just to watch Lindsay for 8 minutes at 6 something in the morning. I noticed that the interview with Lindsay is pre-recorded. No getting up at 4am for Dina Lohan's little girl. You know why? Because she would be late and look hungover. That looks bad when your whole interview is about being responsible and how you don't go out at night anymore. Ummm, here is where Lindsay's nose starts to get really really big and Matt Lauer probably does not even care that he is being lied to and just smiles and wonders how fast he can get out of there.

In the interview Lindsay says the last time she went out was several months ago. When she says go out does she mean to a club? Because she has been out lots and lots of time over the past few months. She went out last night in fact. Just because you don't go to a club does not mean you are not partying. Lindsay says she has grown out of her partying stage and that she is sober. Maybe for the day of the interview she was, but I think what she has done is learn to not get so hammered in public and to do her serious partying at home. She acts like she has given up drinking and is just staying at home praying. I don't know why Matt did not call her out on it. Like I said, I think he is beyond caring about his job.

Snooki Is Pregnant - Just Wanted To Get Paid To Say It

I think it was about six weeks ago that Snooki denied being pregnant. She denied it repeatedly. It turns out she is lying and just wanted to get paid to be pregnant. Well, not to be pregnant, but exclusive rights to her pregnancy story. So, US Weekly coughed up the dough which is why they also got some "exclusive" video of Snooki and Jwoww this week. You know how Aubrey O'Day spray paints all her dogs? I fear for what this child will end up looking like at the hands of Snooki.

Random Photos Part Three

Amy Adams taking a family stroll with her daughter and the guy she will probably never actually marry.
Just not a fan anymore of Bethenny Frankel. Although, she did give a demonstration over the weekend and chugged booze from a bottle nonstop throughout the entire thing so that was kind of endearing.
Another Housewife not on my favorites list is Kelly Bensimon.
Johnny Depp blowing by his fans while wearing a hat with holes in it.
Jude Law explains the advantages of wearing pants 8 sizes too big.
Jennifer Love Hewitt on her morning coffee run. Walk. Stumble. Morning coffee stumble.
Kevin Jonas wants you to know he loves women and cars and has actually had sex with his wife.
Kate Moss gets blown over by the win in London.

Random Photos Part Two

Katy Perry gives her parents something to talk about in church.
Madonna went and found a 25 year old and claimed her as her own.
Megan Fox says that she is ready to have two to three kids with Brian Austin Green.
Danny Pino is running but Mariska Hargitay seems to be trying to speed skate while wearing shoes.
Megan Hilty hopes she can stay on a show just a little while longer.
Mark Wahlberg had a pretty good Oscar run with his predictions.
Nick Lachey gives his
pregnant wife Vanessa Minnillo a kiss. Wait, was I not supposed to say she is pregnant? My bad. Pretend I never said anything. Shhh.