Sunday, February 26, 2012

Academy Awards Live Blog

Titanic 3D because James Cameron needs more money

6p-7p

The scary thing about this award is seeing Angelina's skeleton hand.

Just give it to Christopher Plummer. Forget all this. Waste of time.

Hugo. Again.

Apparently in Ben Stiller's world Harry is pronounced Har e

Emma Stone is upstaging Ben Stiller in more ways than one.

The cartoon with the smoking creatures wins! Yay for kids!

Hi, my name is "sniff." Robert Downey "sniff." Oh f**k it, Give me a second. I need to run to the bathroom.

Love Undefeated!!

It's like Iron Man but without CGI. The writing is just as bad.

Cirque De Soleil is in that theatre the rest of the year and you would think they would get this one night off. Nope.

Ellen in the JCP commercial is funnier than the entire show so far

They make it seem like Best Actor is next & not 4 hrs down the road. I want Clooney to lose because he thinks he is going to win

Mark Wahlberg is Nostradamus. Hugo wins again

Martin Scorcese and Harry Carey. Long lost twins

Hugo wins their 33rd win of the night and the worst pun.

If every speech was that short, we would be finished

Two years in a row. Still can't remember their name. Good job though guys!

Quite the porn star stache on Bradley Cooper.

It's a Christopher Guest sketch!

Yay Octavia!!

Jennifer Chastain's mom is wearing a rock museum around her neck. Nothing says high fashion like Geodes.

Nick Nolte hand clap. Hold one hand steady and move the other. Christian Bale should just always yell.

Iran won huh?

5p-6p

Can Brad Pitt complete... a sentence... without pausing..... every.... two words

For one year I think the crew people should get the front row seats. It is the same damn statue. Can you see Meryl Streep being a gaffer? Yeah, but a gaffer could easily be in an Adam Sandler movie.

That is as close as Jennifer Lopez is getting to an Academy Award

Twilight? At the Oscars? Really?

Steel drums make me want Red Stripe and jerk chicken. Oh, and to watch Cool Runnings.

That woman looks like when Maya Rudolph used to play Donatella Versace

The guy looked like a Yeti in a suit and its always 420 in his world

Tom Hanks looks really good.

Next time, turn up Billy's microphone or turn down the band

Nothing makes people feel better about the economy than millionaires presenting gold statutes to each other.

Tom Cruise thought it was a Scientology meeting. Just had to get himself in the show.

Did Billy Crystal get work done or is his hairline receding?

Way to start off the show. The guy who has sex with his granddaughter.

Why do I think Brian Grazer has told other women to come back to his office for tequila

Is Natalie Portman wearing a sundress? Did she wash her hair?

George Clooney likes them with a touch of skank. Arm band tattoo followed by a wrestler. She does look good though.

Bradley Cooper. Nothing exciting to say, just had not posted in a few minutes.

4p-5p

And she is healed. Did anyone see the woman get out of the wheelchair and stand?

Jennifer Lopez looks like the Oscar statue. Only female. And not naked. Well, almost naked.

Rico Rodriguez was hilarious.

I like how the British interviewer slips in all the British slang while interviewing the British Colin Firth.

Kristen Wiig's writing partner should stick to writing and give up being interviewed.

George Clooney's mom looks 20

Christopher Plummer is wearing purple velvet. Reminds me of a Crown Royal bottle.

I think Nina Garcia is drunk. So am I. How else can I get through the next five hours?

Ugggh. Seriously? Time does not make Cher's dress or Bjork's dress better.

I always expect Rooney Mara to sound like an Eastern European because she looks like that Russian in Dodgeball.

Tim Gunn wearing Spanx. Nice mental image.

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Sadie said...

Enty you crack me up!

nolachickee said...

Hey Enty! Hope you're doing ok. Pace yourself!!!

FS said...

oh hell no, they let Sascha Baron Cohen go ahead with his stunt? Boo.

EmEyeKay said...

Never noticed how weird Rooney Mara's teeth are!

nolachickee said...

I love Emma Stone. She looks awesome!

timebob said...

not loving Mellisa Mcarthy's dress makes her look bigger then she is.

Death to the West!

stevenscollege said...

Go away with your stunts Cohen!!!

Jason B E said...

LOL.

Beedee99 said...

Ooooo ryan...I can't believe he's not freaking out

timebob said...

omg, SBC just dumped Kim Jong Ill all over Ryan and the red carpet. I don't care who hates Sacha. I love him!

Opie said...

Now I REALLY feel sorry for Isla Fischer. Poor girl and has (2?) kids. But he did just bomb Ryan Seacreast with ashes!

nolachickee said...

I'm sorry, that was funny. Ryan is so composed. I wish Ryan had cursed.

bnl1016 said...

Ppl here just booed that "stunt". Like outloud legit boos.

Jason B E said...

RYAN'S PISSED!!!!

stevenscollege said...

planned and not funny

Opie said...

Ryan is freaking out actually, in his controlled way.

timebob said...

now Sascha is never going to get that reality show on E!

Beedee99 said...

He's doing a good job...he knows all cameras are looking at him.

nolachickee said...

Ryan looks like he was lying around an all gay Hollywood party, letting dudes do blow all over his body.

Sadie said...

Oh you KNOW Ryan is having a hissy fit to infinity right now!!! ROFL

Mango said...

I've always liked SBC and have never been a fan of RS but DAMN what a dick move!

FS said...

BNL, where is 'here'? Are you on site somewhere or at a viewing party?

My respect for Ryan Seacrest just went up about 1000x (unless he knew it was coming, then I'm just meh).

RenoBlondee said...

Why does SBC think that's funny?

timebob said...

if Ryan is wearing a new jacket after the commerical. I would say planned. But if not, I would say SBC pulled it over on Ryan and the Academy.

Security didn't look happy with SBC and all the dust/Kim on the sacred red carpet.

bnl1016 said...

@FS - I'm at a Oscar party in NYC. The people that aren't in LA are here. Its not A-list celebs. But many people you all would know.

Mango said...

@bnl1016 - like who?

FS said...

Thanks BNL, appreciate the answer. :) I vaguely remembered that you were East Coast, mostly.

timebob said...

have fun @bnl, don't get too drunk and keep dishing! ;)

bnl1016 said...

People here are now saying how frozen Tina Fey's face looks.

Mango - Lots of east coast celebs and reality people. I don't want to give too many names. I don't want people to figure out where I am or who I am. Hope you understand.

Seachica said...

I can't believe I'm saying this, but JLo looks incredible.

Cheryl said...

I liked Milla Jovovovovovich's dress.

nolachickee said...

Props to Ryan for not changing. JLo is as exciting as watching paint dry.

bnl1016 said...

Thanks to being the techonlogy era no one is questioning the fact that my phone is glued to my palm tonight LOL

RenoBlondee said...

@bnl Thanks for sharing! You're awesome!

timebob said...

I don't think Ryan would have anything to change into. Which is why I don't think it was a planned bit.

Jlo's dress looks great, the dress was better than her face though.

Wiig looks washed out. Girl, go for some color. Punch it up.

Mango said...

@ bnl1016 - I TOTALLY understand.

Funny, I couldn't figure out why JLo was so nice to Ryan but I forgot that she was on Idol - I don't watch the show!

Laura said...

So my guess for the drunk housewife (past) is Bethany. I do love her tho.

Middle-aged Diva (Carol) said...

Am not a fan of the big red neck bow. Nope, not.

nolachickee said...

OOOHHHH, I want a milk punch right now. Haven't started drinking yet - how about you all?

Jason B E said...

Is Lindsay there bnl? She'd be in NY now seeing as she has to be at SNL's office tomorrow.

timebob said...

i'm gonna order chinese food in a little awhile. It's a traditon.

Del Riser said...

Hmmm, Michelle is wearing Pantone's color of the year.
Not sure I like the dress or her.

timebob said...

Every time Lindsay looks at Emma Stone she has to scream. SHE STOLE MY CAREER!!

Middle-aged Diva (Carol) said...

It's JeWELry, not JooLERY.

bnl1016 said...

Haven't seen Lindsday - but you are 100% correct that she may show. I've heard whispers. I think I saw Dina earlier but I could be wrong. I've had ALOT of wine.

bnl1016 said...

@Timebob - COMPLETELY agree. Emma is what LL could have been.

Mango said...

MMMM Chinese food...

I've had a big glass of wine on a mostly empty stomach and I feel like bnl's NY Housewife... a bit sloshed. If the show doesn't start soon, I might fall asleep!

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Damn, I sneak off to eat my dinner and totally miss SBC's little stunt...

Middle-aged Diva (Carol) said...

"She didn't over-accessorize" really means "did she leave her joolery at home?!"

bnl1016 said...

yea, i gotta pee guys. off the bathroom. sometimes the most intersting place of the party ;-)

Mango said...

@ Robin - It's Jooery. No "L". :)

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Oh, and who are the other 2 women critiquing the fashion on E! besides Kelly & Guiliana? The older one on the far left looks like of blousy & cheap...

Seachica said...

Kelly Osbourne's hair looks like someone ate a slurpee and vomited it up.

nolachickee said...

@Middle-aged Diva - you're killing me with the joolery!

@timebob - not too many places deliver here, and I'm way too lazy right now to go out. Enjoy some chinese food for me!

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

OK, I just saw her name & that she's a stylist...um, you're a STYLIST and you look THAT shitty?!?

timebob said...

at least Michelle Williams isn't dressed as a hippy dippy flower child. She actually looks like a woman. Pretty jewlery.

Sadie said...

Clooney's mom has Good DR's

Jason B E said...

@Timebob - there is one big difference between Lindsay and Emma. Emma has TALENT.

Opie said...

Yes drinking wine but the milk punch sounds interesting. I am nursing a headache from last night and the wine is not helping!

Mango said...

I just do not get the love for Michelle Williams + the pixie haircut + fug dresses. Maybe I need more wine?

timebob said...

Truth! @Jason B E

nolachickee said...

Do you mean to tell me that nobody is arriving and that these women droning on is the only way to fill up time???

Laura said...

Lindsay had talent back in the day,

FS said...

listening to Sara Hyland talk about fashion is going to give me a massive migraine. I guess no one can do red carptet coverage right now because of ABC's rights. Meh, over to ABC now.

Jason B E said...

I have a cardboard witch that I hang up every Halloween that has the same hair color as Kelly O.

Seachica said...

Tim Gunn is looking more and more like Max Headroom every day.

Seachica said...

Colin Firth looks like he has bed head. Think he did it with his wife in the limo? With Cameron Diaz last night?

nolachickee said...

Yeah, Colin is with his woman. Thank god he was used to throw off the scent of Diddy.

Laura said...

About to pop the champagne. No pomegranate juice so I think I will mix with mango sorbet.

EmEyeKay said...

tina fey looks great!

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

...and now she's tearing up Melissa McCarthy's look--hey, bitch, take your damn bedhead and go home!

Del Riser said...

I don't get Colin's wife dress, is that little shelf to catch drool, food? Dresses that stand out from the breast area always look kinda fug to me.

EmEyeKay said...

laura, don't know if that sounds good or weird... let me know.

Mango said...

I'm off to find something to eat. If there is a god

1) there is something in my kitchen.

2) Lindsay doesn't show up stumbling with white shit on her nose.

Pls notice the order of importance.

Opie said...

Ya what happened to E coverage? 30 min before they have to not cover the red carpet? Guess so. I am on ABC now but it is not covering arrivals either, barely.

Seachica said...

ABC red carpet coverage sucks. Bring back the E coverage, dammit!

FS said...

Pretty sure ABC pulled some type of exclusivity rule for the last part of the arrivals, so E can only do studio/desk type stuff now.

Del Riser said...

Ahhhhh Jean, he is just so adorable.

EmEyeKay said...

don't have E so I'm watching the lame ABC stuff. I don't know who that Robin woman is but her face is very manly.

nolachickee said...

Robin Roberts creeps me out. I'm not convinced that she is actually a woman. I've always thought that she's a very classy, successful drag queen.

Seachica said...

How long IS this red carpet? I saw some of these celebs arrive nearly an hour ago!

Syd said...

Who is the drunk bitch covering for ABC?

EmEyeKay said...

nola, i just figured it out - she looks like The Rock, in drag! omg!

Seachica said...

Word, nola.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

I don't think I have the E channel...glad to hear y'all are having to suffer abc's crap coverage now too....misery loves company. ;)

califblondy said...

I'm sick of the E ladies, should I switch to ABC pre-game?

Jason B E said...

I actually miss Barbara Walter's Oscar special tonight. E! is boring me.

surfer said...

Del, you're killing me. A shelf to catch drool! OMG. BTW, I was wondering the same thing.

Syd said...

I knew Robin back in the 80's. She is a lovely person, and very much a woman.

Ms. Good Intentions said...

So are Brad & Angie not gracing us with their presence on the red carpet or did I just miss it?

Seachica said...

Almost as bad as ABC's coverage - having to sit through ABC's tv show promos.

*sigh* JLo's dress might be my favorite of the night. Shame it's on her.

Seachica said...

No sign of them yet, Good....I suspect they'll insist on making the grand entrance as the last on the carpet.

bnl1016 said...

Mango - Im not a fan of Michelle Williams either. I dont get it. I've met her in person and I can't get past the "duck face" thing from Dawson's Creek.

timebob said...

is that Nick Nolte or his ghost?

FS said...

I mostly like JLo's dress, but I do not like the way it is squashing her breasts down instead of lifting them up. She is working those Spanx for sure.

nolachickee said...

Nick Nolte - what the hell happened? How wasted is he???

Mango said...

*whistles*

Billy Crystal better pull some rank and start the Oscars early or I'm bailing, LOL.

Opie said...

OMG, Nick Nolte, so sad. Is he the one that might have Alzheimers?

Seachica said...

Who was the dude in the wheelchair pulling his date onto his lap?

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Nick Nolte was deaf...that was embarrassing...
Jlo's dress is beautiful.

nolachickee said...

Oh Zak, I love him! Garanimals!

timebob said...

haha who are you wearing? grananimals - Zach Galifinakis

bnl1016 said...

You guys are so fast. Can't keep up. Wonder if there's a delay on these TVs. Or it was my trip to the bathroom. Broke the seal. FML.

Rickatoo said...

Nick said he didn't understand her accent

auntliddy said...

I'm sorry, what the hell happened to Nick Nolte??!!

bnl1016 said...

Oh, someones getting kicked out. Huge scuffle. F!ck. Cant see who it is.

nolachickee said...

@bnl - did you see Russell Simmons when you were in the restroom?

Ms. Good Intentions said...

Is this REALLY what E! planned for the past 30 minutes?

bnl1016 said...

@Nola - THAT was priceless.

Seachica said...

LOL, nola. Maybe he was there with LiLo.

I'm dying to know who is involved in the scuffle, bnl!

Opie said...

Good, I thought I too missed the Brange arrival as I have been flipping from ABC (ZZZZZ) to E but guess not. Sticking on ABC now. Maybe they are stuck in traffic or "doing it in the back of the limo on the way over" as she did with BB.

timebob said...

show starts @8:30pm EST folks. 30 mins to go. Get your drinks on.

surfer said...

I think maybe something happened with Ryan, as he was the red-carpet person. Maybe he stalked off? I'm sure we'll hear about it.

And bnl1016 - what's going on? You give great scoop!

Mango said...

Holy Crap - just because I'm an IDIOT I saw the guess of guess of BETHENNY as the drunk former housewife!! WOW!

timebob said...

@bnl probably a party crasher?

Seachica said...

Hee hee, Enty saw the wheelchair woman too, but missed the best part - her sugar daddy pulling her on his lap after sitting in the wheelchair.

Opie said...

Oh Cammie and JLo are there with Diddy, Ha!

Seachica said...

Uh oh, Cameron Diaz has bedhead that matches Colin Firth's. Please say it ain't so.

nolachickee said...

Cammie really has ezpanded in the mouth area. Diddy must be hung.

Sadie said...

Can't stand cameron and her face isnt moving either

EmEyeKay said...

wait - thought it started at 5?

EmEyeKay said...

omg there's jason segal, my surgeon!

Ms. Good Intentions said...

My second Kettle One on the rocks is going down quite smooth!

Lauren said...

@bnl...I love your updates. Keep em coming and have fun!

Jason B E said...

Do you all remember that dress Kate Capshaw wore in Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_94wGm5Prdv0/TUC-MxGsOJI/AAAAAAAAI_o/w6AYpaRYBvo/s1600/indiana-jones-et-le-temple-maudit-1984-01-g.jpg

Ellie Kemper's dress just reminded me of that.

Ms. Good Intentions said...

NOOOOO...NOT the porn stache!!!

EmEyeKay said...

don't care for BC's stache.

Sadie said...

So cooper looks like he's ready to film a porn flick

Kiti said...

Nick stoller looks like a young jerry lewis

nolachickee said...

Topher looks like a molester with that stash. Really, Bradley?

Beedee99 said...

I do not like bradley's hairy lip

Seachica said...

Gwyneth's last purge didn't go so well.

Sadie said...

So goop looks like she's wearing bedsheets

EmEyeKay said...

a ponytail?

Mutiny said...

E!'s coverage of the red carpet seemed better than ABC's.


Not everyone in a wheelchair is a paraplegic ...some of us can and do walk short distances

nolachickee said...

Gweneth's accent is all over the place. She looks good, though.

bnl1016 said...

Dudes, I'M wondering who the scuffle was over. You cant get in here w/out a printed invite so it wasn't a crasher. I'm trying to listen to what's going on around me w/out being too obvious. I want to know just as much as you guys.

auntliddy said...

Oops, get the cheese, here comes the whine- Paltrow!

Opie said...

Oh Gwennie bragging your BFF's with Cameron.

Seachica said...

I swear, I thought at first that Glenn Close said she was wearing Zac Efron.

Jason B E said...

Anna Faris as late 70's Debbie Harry everybody.

nolachickee said...

The contents of those briefcases - why bother? Marky Mark already set us straight.

He's such a douche.

califblondy said...

I didn't know it was Nick Nolte until I heard his voice.

Is Bradley Cooper just too cool for school or what?

What's the Bethanny guess?? Did I miss a Twitter reveal?

Laura said...

@EmEyeKay

The Champagne with mango sorbet turned out to be delicious!! I added some raspberries - I took a photo in my profile.

Laura said...

@EmEyeKay

The Champagne with mango sorbet turned out to be delicious!! I added some raspberries - I took a photo in my profile.

EmEyeKay said...

seachica, that's a lovely visual... !!!

Opie said...

True, not everyone is a wheelchair can't walk, maybe can't walk distance like me after 3 back surgeries. So you scoot as far as you can and maybe able to walk the last 20 feet and get to your table to sit.

nolachickee said...

@Laura - that looks great.

Jason B E said...

Get off my TV big Jaw Leno!

bnl1016 said...

P.S haven't seen the "housewife" since i saw her spill a drink and have her hubby grab her arm and drag her away. wondering if they left....

Jason B E said...

I laughed at that Nola. LoL.

Ms. Good Intentions said...

Something is definitely up with Seacrest being absent...

timebob said...

Stacy K. is about 7 feet taller then George. I think she has an "available for hire" sign pinned to her dress.

Jason B E said...

The marky Mark comment, I mean, Nola.

Opie said...

I am glad Keebler cookie moved to his other side to show off the bow better.

.robert said...

For all the people who think they don't have E! I get it on a channel that is normally Nuns praying/Author's book readings and other odd things like that.

Seachica said...

Pitt without Angelina?!

EmEyeKay said...

brad washed his hair!

Sadie said...

I want to eat Brad!

Ms. Good Intentions said...

Dayum!!! Brad looks hot!!!

EmEyeKay said...

laura, that IS pretty! Nice!

Seachica said...

Did Sandra Bullock win that belt on the WWE?

timebob said...

Hate Sandy's dress, blech.

EmEyeKay said...

another ponytail...

ecua said...

I wish Sandra Bullock would quit it with the Botox.

EmEyeKay said...

WOW, angie looks AMAZING

nolachickee said...

Tim Gunn seems like a nice man. His voice is weird, though. He sounds like Frank Oz is doing his voice. Robin's voice sounds like Frank Oz too.

Sadie said...

Angelina is on crack or something. no doubt in my mind

Seachica said...

Frank Oz wouldn't put his name to this messy oscar coverage on ABC.

Seachica said...

So they didn't interview Angelina, or did I miss it? Is she that cracked up that they couldn't put her in front of a mike?

nolachickee said...

This is the shitiest red carpet EVER!

Beedee99 said...

Can I ask a dumb question...when do they eat? After the awards?

ecua said...

Maybe they couldn't interview Angelina because it's slightly breezy, so she would've blown away. Seriously--eat, girl! (And stop doing the drugs...)
I HATE her hair color, too.

Seachica said...

Beedee - In the case of many of these celebs, on Monday.

There IS food served at the Oscar after-party. But I doubt some of the starlets partake.

Jackie said...

I'm typically a lurker, but I've decided to join you guys tonight. And drinking a shot of Smirnoff every time they show Angelina. So far, only once.

I can't wait to hear the snark from you regulars!!

Laura said...

Do you think they sneak in flasks?

EmEyeKay said...

I just saw Girl, Interrupted the other day (again) - and Angie was just as thin then as she is now.

califblondy said...

bnl, keep it coming...

Laura said...

or snacks?

Beedee99 said...

Well I saw Wolfgang's menu, but wondered who eats it...I thought they went to party right after...maybe not.

nolachickee said...

What's the deal with Angie? Is she wasted? Didn't stop Nick Nolte from being interviewed. Brad took one for the team.

EmEyeKay said...

Hi, Jackie!

Seachica said...

Do you think they have bowls of coke in the bathrooms?

ecua said...

Please tell me that goatee on Tom Hanks is for a role!

nolachickee said...

Tom looks like Abraham Lincoln. He has gone down hill fast.

Mango said...

UGH. My boyfriend called me from Portugal and I blew him off THIS CRAP.

Jackie said...

Tom seems like such a nice guy. He's someone I wouldn't mind having a drink with.

Hello EmEyeKay!

Ms. Good Intentions said...

Jackie...me too!!! I never have time to post during the day but love most of the regulars here!

Rickatoo said...

Who is this interviewer chick?

nolachickee said...

Brian Grazer looks like he came out of Munchkinland.

Lauren said...

Brian Grazer, or a baby monkey?
http://www.thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com/images/194-monkey-baby.jpg

Opie said...

Brian, give up that hairstyle PLEASE!

EmEyeKay said...

agree w/Enty, natalie portman's hair looked... unwashed.

Laura said...

Didn't think of the coke in the bathroom, I'm so naive.

nolachickee said...

Chris looks like a cleaned up Pookie!

EmEyeKay said...

LOL @nolachickee

biteme said...

Did anyone see Penelope Cruz? Loved her dress!

ecua said...

This Charlize Theron crap commercial for Dior is ridiculous.

And PLEASE, E!, get rid of Kelly Osbourne! Fashion Police? Really?? She can't even color her hair well, let alone dress well.

EmEyeKay said...

haven't seen penelope or kelly o. yet.

Jackie said...

Chris looked off to me. Did he have work done, or was it just his hair?

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