Academy Awards Live Blog
Titanic 3D because James Cameron needs more money
6p-7p
The scary thing about this award is seeing Angelina's skeleton hand.
Just give it to Christopher Plummer. Forget all this. Waste of time.
Hugo. Again.
Apparently in Ben Stiller's world Harry is pronounced Har e
Emma Stone is upstaging Ben Stiller in more ways than one.
The cartoon with the smoking creatures wins! Yay for kids!
Hi, my name is "sniff." Robert Downey "sniff." Oh f**k it, Give me a second. I need to run to the bathroom.
Love Undefeated!!
It's like Iron Man but without CGI. The writing is just as bad.
Cirque De Soleil is in that theatre the rest of the year and you would think they would get this one night off. Nope.
Ellen in the JCP commercial is funnier than the entire show so far
They make it seem like Best Actor is next & not 4 hrs down the road. I want Clooney to lose because he thinks he is going to win
Mark Wahlberg is Nostradamus. Hugo wins again
Martin Scorcese and Harry Carey. Long lost twins
Hugo wins their 33rd win of the night and the worst pun.
If every speech was that short, we would be finished
Two years in a row. Still can't remember their name. Good job though guys!
Quite the porn star stache on Bradley Cooper.
It's a Christopher Guest sketch!
Yay Octavia!!
Jennifer Chastain's mom is wearing a rock museum around her neck. Nothing says high fashion like Geodes.
Nick Nolte hand clap. Hold one hand steady and move the other. Christian Bale should just always yell.
Iran won huh?
5p-6p
Can Brad Pitt complete... a sentence... without pausing..... every.... two words
For one year I think the crew people should get the front row seats. It is the same damn statue. Can you see Meryl Streep being a gaffer? Yeah, but a gaffer could easily be in an Adam Sandler movie.
That is as close as Jennifer Lopez is getting to an Academy Award
Twilight? At the Oscars? Really?
Steel drums make me want Red Stripe and jerk chicken. Oh, and to watch Cool Runnings.
That woman looks like when Maya Rudolph used to play Donatella Versace
The guy looked like a Yeti in a suit and its always 420 in his world
Tom Hanks looks really good.
Next time, turn up Billy's microphone or turn down the band
Nothing makes people feel better about the economy than millionaires presenting gold statutes to each other.
Tom Cruise thought it was a Scientology meeting. Just had to get himself in the show.
Did Billy Crystal get work done or is his hairline receding?
Way to start off the show. The guy who has sex with his granddaughter.
Why do I think Brian Grazer has told other women to come back to his office for tequila
Is Natalie Portman wearing a sundress? Did she wash her hair?
Jennifer Lopez looks like the Oscar statue. Only female. And not naked. Well, almost naked.
