Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Today's Blind Items

One of my favorite all time divas has herself quite the mouth. She also has certain beliefs about what songs should be played and what songs should not. Our diva used to be A list back in the day and is probably still and will always be a B list. She is also a nominee/winner of the big one. Anyway she was at a club and this disco version of a classic song comes on. Our diva goes over to the DJ and starts screaming at him. Oh, this is after she has hurled a cocktail glass at him and the glasses of all her companions. "Don't you ever play that f**king song again. If you do, I will have you fired. She is turning over in her grave." She then went back to the table and did a line of coke.

45 comments:

Vicki Cupper said...

No idea, but oh my god I want this revealed.

Jessi said...

Cher!!!! I love her!

Katie said...

Liza?

TT said...

Yes, indeed. That could only be Cher.

Suzanne said...

I bet the song was that Flo rida/Etta James Good Feeling....

AKM said...

Cher is very vocal about her dislike of coke and claims to have never even tried it. I believe her, as she's so forthcoming and outspoken about EVERYTHING else.

nolachickee said...

This will suck if it's Cher. I like to imagine that she's classier than this.

SusanB said...

I was thinking Streisand until I saw the part about going into a club. She's won Grammies & an Oscar. Although Cher wouldn't surprise me.

Lurky Loo said...

Diana Ross????

Basil said...

Patti Labelle

Lurky Loo said...

OK I am more solid on Diana now because of Lady Sings the Blues. She was nominated for Best Actress for that. It is a movie about Billie Holliday

Patty said...

Liza. And the song was Over the Rainbow. At least that's my guess.

Obviously the original version of the song is from a deceased artist. And saying "disco version" makes me think this isn't too recent. I mean, who days disco anymore?

cdanluva said...

I think this is Faith Hill.

Land Manatee said...

Could it be Celine Dion?

Daveb said...

I'm for Liza since apparently(I have never heard them) there are disco versions of Over The Rainbow (making Judy turn in her grave). I could see a DJ putting that on if he knew Liza was in the house. Also I assume the "big one" reference would cover Liza's Oscar.

anita_mark said...

Funny to read this blind after I just discovered this site: http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/ (it's safe for work)

Browneyez04 said...

Amy winehouse

Discobitch said...

Bette Midler? She's crazy on twitter hehe

Discobitch said...

Bette Midler? She's crazy on twitter hehe

parissucksliterally said...

Cher, and they played her crappy "Believe" song. hahaha

I fucking DETEST that song. always have.

anita_mark said...

@Paris, are you a Buffy fan?

SueRH said...

Donna Summer!

Cheryl said...

@anita_mark Too funny, that was the first thought that came into my head!I showed that episode to my niece as she was heading to college!

Mamaroni said...

Diana Ross. She is what being a diva is all about.

anita_mark said...

@Cheryl, that was a brilliant move on the show's part and has always made me laugh. That and her unrolling the Celine Dion poster.

Cheryl said...

and I'm not the Cheryl who posted above....My thought was Chaka Khan, the song being a disco version of a Whitney Houston song.I know that at some point Whitney covered Chaka's I'm Everyone Woman.

Moose said...

Chaka's sober, has been for the past few years. Sure it's not her. And Cher is big time anti-drug, so I'd rule her out

I like the Bette Midler or Diana Ross guesses. Both divas with a resume that warrants special handling, (thoguh I think Ross has earned permanent A list status), and Oscar nominees for acting. Diana's had drink issues over the years, has done time for DUI. Bette's discussed some drug usage.

PS said...

Cher is and will always be A++++ list. The woman sells out whatever she decides to do, and she's been nominated and won everything. Plus, she's honest as can be and has said coke isn't her thing. And, she's a class act. I don't think she'd throw a drink - or her whole parties' drinks. She'd give her piece of mind peacefully. Chaka Khan is sober and raising her grandbabies. I like the Diana Ross guess - she's looney and not sober.

ms snarky said...

Any discussion points for this being Aretha?

msgirl said...

I sure hope Bette isn't a diva. I've never heard any stories about her being one either?

But Diana? Oh my.

Not Cher, as someone said too classy. THis is someone who has a temper.

nunaurbiz said...

Reeked of Diana Ross to me.

Bubbles said...

Diana strikes me as one who might throw her own drink but to clear the table of everyones drink seems a bit excessive for her. Besides, she's a grandmother of almost 70 so God forbid she behaves like this

littlemanwhatnow said...

msgirl ..

Bette is notorious for being a major cunt. I mean, major. Putting people down, making them cry etc etc....there have been blogs based on it. I know at least there have been plenty of stories on the web but I don't think it's her....maybe?

What about Debbie Harry? Doubt it but throw that out there....

crila16 said...

The big one...is an oscar i believe.

Cher and Barbara both won oscars.

Brenda Love said...

I'm on the Liza train...everyone knows she's batshit crazy.

Farm Girl Pink... said...

"ms snarky said...
Any discussion points for this being Aretha?"
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I think she is a great guess.

I can totally see Aretha being a total ass.

But then again... Patti LaBelle has been acting a fool for the last 2 years out in public.

At least one lawsuit for having a meltdown at the Houston airport. And recently had a meltdown in a Hotel over some child near her.

Michael said...

Cher or Diana Ross complaining about a Whitney Houston song!!

Lola said...

Not Diana Ross--a drinker, no drugs. Doesn't sound like Patti would be in a club...

Sherry said...

@AKM - Is that your kittle? Looks like a total sweetie pie! Is there a problem with her/his left eye?
@anita_mark - LMFAO on this site..Excellent!
Sounds like Liza to me as my guess. Cher no drink, Babs is too old to club it and usually doesn't and is also married so can't see her doing that. Not Arefa..Just cannot be my queen. Hmm...may be Patti...Damn it! Now I confused myself.

Jen said...

Mariah Carey would be my guess. Isn't she known for being a diva?

addaloria said...

Liza won an oscar for Cabaret and has had drug and alcohol abuse problems. Her behavior is quite bizarre, I bet it is her.

Beth said...

I'm on the Liza train.

There's an implied relationship to the woman turning in her grave.

Who would Diana Ross, Cher and Bette Midler worry about spinning in her grave?

Also, Cher is still A list.

sam_h786 said...

Just going to throw in a random guess, JLo?

ardleigh said...

Liza with a Z has also won an Oscar for Cabert.

UNOG News said...

Whitney Houston?