Friday, April 13, 2012

Kate Major & Michael Lohan Are Living Together Again


Michael Lohan and Kate Major probably consider themselves the Romeo & Juliet of their D list substance abused world. Apparently Kate Major called the police on Michael Lohan because he was banging on some salon window while Kate was having her hair done. Kate called the police but they were too late. Now, you would think that this is a typical harassment by Michael of Kate, but you would be wrong. Apparently the two of them are living together again and have been for awhile. They are doing this despite the fact that Michael was ordered to stay away from Kate and to never talk to her or see her again. He obviously thought living together was not specifically mentioned on that list so it was ok. Why on earth would they live together? The last time saw arrests, rehab and Michael jumping from a window to escape the police. Yeah, that is real healthy. Can you see how Lindsay never had a chance.

39 comments:

Megley said...

I just can't stop laughing at how RIDICULOUS he looks!

Seachica said...

How do people like this find someone to love them? I just don't get it

Ivy said...

What a charming couple.

Brenda Love said...

I bet she and Rihanna could be BFFs.

Tempestuous Grape said...

Couple'a real sexy people these two.

Polina said...

I've seen children with parents far worse then him grow up to be fine, honest, upstanding adults. Linsday has no one to blame but herself.

donner said...

These bitches....

Skippy said...

What is this dumb ass wearing in this pic????

Skippy said...

serisouly what the hell is that????

EmEyeKay said...

@Megley +1

seaward said...

I try to refrain from ever saying this, because maybe someone somewhere cares, but here I will make an exception: Who fucking cares???

timebob said...

if ever two famewhores deserved each other, these two do.

Syko said...

I care, seaward. I like reading about someone who makes worse life decisions than I have. :)

Skippy said...

Syco and they keep doing it over and over and over again

RenoBlondee said...

Like attracts like........

kj said...

Maybe it's a chastity belt

boomom22 said...

Match made in heaven (or Hades, whichever might apply)

Lola said...

D list? Methinks "Z" list might be generous....

Skippy said...

syco attracts syco

Skippy said...

syco attracts syco

Ernesto said...

Michael Lohan is a hot piece!

parissucksliterally said...

The best way this non story could end is in a murder/suicide. Either way. I am not one to wish death on people, but these two are a total fucking waste of oxygen.

hunter said...

@Syko - yes, I also feel better about my relatively minor poor decisions when I read about these asshats.

bits of moxy said...

cosign with Parissucks...

Anna said...

Please stop updating us about Michael Lohan. Nobody cares.

hunter said...

@Anna - speaking of no one caring, I forgot to mention I saw Michael Lohan at a club in the Hamptons a couple years ago. You could tell he was DYING for someone to recognize him & talk to him but everyone just ignored him. It was pretty funny.

NernersHuman said...

I remember when he and Jon Gosselin were BFF's for like five minutes. Man, I bet Jon Gosselin wishes he could take those times back.

The Bitch Next Door said...

Neither of these two douche bags work so how can they pay rent ? Do they live off kick backs from the paps they call for 'exclusive' photo ops?

Pogue Mahone said...

Those 2 losers deserve eachother!

Sarah said...

I never thought any couple could be a worse idea than Dina and Michael. Thank you Enty, for your continued work in enlightenment.

I'll end with a prayer, God please, PLEASE, do not let these two procreate, together or separately. Thank you. Amen.

Sherry said...

Did any of these people have a job ever? Or did Michael and Dina just live off that child? God that is so sad. People have your OWN careers and don't let it be in entertainment. What a buncha losers!

ardleighstreet said...

Well you just can't fix stupid and at least they are together. It's better they keep the stupid & crazy contained to the Lohans.

anita_mark said...

I do find all things Lohan very entertaining because it's just so ridiculous.

Based on the fact the police were late, do you think the police are just annoyed as fuck by these two constantly calling the cops to deal with their problems and the cops took their sweet time getting there. I mean, he's banging on a window and she calls the cops? I'm in no way condoning abuse or anything but considering they just keep finding their way back to each other....

Icecat said...

They are both gross and deserve each other...

Del Riser said...

He's wearing the championship belt for the WWWTF. Or he may have a hellish hernia, we can hope.

Lelaina Pierce said...

It looks like a wrestling belt to me, too. Let's make this their default picture for as long as this relationship lasts (again).

makeupbynumbers said...

Fuck these sweaty pieces of shit.

lutefisk said...

I wonder if his outfit is available in mesh??

Circe said...

Yes they definately need SLAA ( sex and love addicts anonymous).