Saturday, September 15, 2012

Blind Items Revealed

March 27, 2007

This aging former A list movie actor has always seemed washed up. Even his characters had that look about them. He has always been a drinker. Some drugs, but mainly a drinker. He always drinks before television appearances, no matter the time of day they are filmed. That has always happened. His most recent behavior is not. Lately when he gets drunk he has been going to all of his old homes at all hours of the day and night. He rings the bell and when the owner answers says he used to live there and then invites himself in. He basically crashes in the house for 3 or 4 hours. Sometimes he tells stories and other times he just mumbles. One family called the police, but our actor was not arrested.


Nick Nolte

25 comments:

supapimp said...

48 hours

Comma Chaser said...

The Everest pinnacle of mugshots. Why am I not surprised it's him.

sylmarillion said...

How old is he? Could this be the onset of Alzheimer's?

g.strathmore said...

Can you imagine if a drunk Nick Nolte showed up at your door and started telling you stories at 3 in the morning? That actually sounds kind of awesome.

auntliddy said...

drunks are a misery.

Sugar said...

I'd pay for that!

FlirtyChick74 said...

I would have thought it was Gary Busey.

msgirl said...

This is just sad/

Marisol Habibi said...

hahahahaha

The Black Cat said...

he was supposed to be the next Pacino or Di Nero.

portlandjewel said...

This! Again!

Dee Lurker said...


@sylmarrilon You could be so right! Not to mention alcohol abuse can really accentuate preconditioned genetics. That is SO scary-he must be so scared. :(

Comma Chaser said...

P.S. - waiting for Agent **it to call the audible as to who was the first guess on this. Someone had to have Nolted out on this one.

GrowFarmington said...

Alzheimer's like symptoms can be brought on by excessive drinking and/or "clogged" arteries.

Del Riser said...

This is just sad. He never lived in my house so I guess I won't get to hear any stories.

goes in circles said...

This is sad

Thanks for the reveals, but I thought we were getting an Amanda Bynes reveal? :(

Lola said...

It was thefirst post that got it right.

Patra said...

Nick Nolte is #1.

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bobbi_1025 said...

The character he played in Warrior was spot on.

PixieVintage said...

I thought he was bi-polar.

ardleighstreet said...

I'd be asking questions on every actor he worked with.

Jennmcn said...

John Wayne used to stop by total stranger's houses to have drinks and tell stories. Usually he brought a friend or two along.

g.strathmore said...

@Jennmcn, I can't tell if you're joking, but if you're not, that's pretty cool. Actually, even if you are, that's pretty cool.

PuggleMommy said...

At first I found this funny, then felt bad when I realized how incredibly sad this is.

dia papaya said...

My BF sat across from him in business class once. He said Nick looked rough. Much worse close up. Poor Nick :(

DewieTheBear said...

Hey, this episode of Law and Order was on TNT Friday :)