Tuesday, September 04, 2012

The Best Edited For Television Lines

16 comments:

Cryscee said...

I haven't watched this yet.. but one of my favorites is from Snakes On a Plane. Samuel L says, "I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this monday through friday plane."

Cryscee said...

LOL. It was one of the first ones!!!

disenchanted said...

Some of them don't even sound remotely like the actor. This reminds me of the MS Paint-looking bras they put on the girls in Showgirls when its on basic cable. Hilarious.

Maja With a J said...

Bahahaha! "Yippi-ki-yay, Mr Falcon" has been a running joke with my friends for years. I hadn't heard the "monkey fighting snakes" one before!

Momster said...

I hope I never find a stranger in the Alps. . .

Sunny said...

*In my best robot voice*
We would be sloppy. You callin' us sloppy

Brilliant! I was having a shooty day. Thanks for the laugh

Comma Chaser said...

This video proves something that I've long suspected: that Janeane Garafalo gave up pursuing lead roles to make bank as the go-to girl for Sharon Stone's sarcastic voiceover.

XCentric said...

My favorite is "Ninja, please!" from Leprechaun in the 'Hood!

poovey-tunt said...

I'm very busy listening to Depeche Mode right now, but I'm going to watch this later and I will love it. Edited for tv movies have long given me the purest joy in the world. The more edits it needed to make it to air, the more fun for me.

michelelala said...

They forgot The Jerk- changing the dog's name from Shithead to Stupid. Stupid actually worked better.

artemis said...

God! I effing hate finding strangers in the alps! I carry a crowbar when I might come across them too.

Time to eat pineapple with Mr. Falcon on a Monday-to-Friday plane, littlesuckers!

Princess ButterKwup said...

Die Hard 3: 'Not every black man knows how to shoot a gun, you racist melon farmer!'

Princess ButterKwup said...

Die Hard 3: 'Not every black man knows how to shoot a gun, you racist melon farmer!'

WUWT? said...

So I saw the second half of the movie The Jerk on TV, and thought it was pretty funny, so I rented it and my mom and sister sat down to watch it. I was so embarrassed by all the cursing that I didn't know was there...it just wasn't a sit-down-with-mom kind of movie!

Heather said...

This reminds me of back in the day (waaaaaaay back in the day, in the early 90s) when FOX played Ferris Beuller's Day Off and I taped it with my VCR.

Went to watch it later and died laughing when Ferris said about Cameron,"If you stuck a lump of coal IN HIS FIST, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." The "in his fist" part was in a totally different voice and was just hilarious.

They did the same thing with Cameron's "pardon my French" line...they had someone do a half-assed Cameron saying, "pardon my French, but you're an idiot!"

lolz.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I hate the edited voiceovers! They always sound so fake and usually have no context for the scene. These were all ridiculous and funny.

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