Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Blind Item #1

I don't even think this C list director is all that great looking but because of the hate that this formerly almost A list movie actress and who is now working her way back up to a solid B+ has for this B-/C list actress, our former A list actress f**ked the C list director who also happens to be the fiancee of the B- list actress. Our former A lister says she was bored and out of cigarettes and wanted to wipe the smirk off the B- lister's face.

44 comments:

rejectedcarebear said...

The guy Kate Bosworth is with.

Sugar said...

Confused. Work your magic CDaNers!

Cleodacat said...

Kate Boz and Michael Polish for the engaged couple?

rejectedcarebear said...

Or Robert Rodriguez (may have messed up that spelling) isn't he engaged to Rose McGowan? I'm having a blonde day, I keep forgetting everyones name.

Renoblondee said...

I am so confused.

goes in circles said...

Former almost A list/now almost back to B+: Winona Ryder She's always smoking.

AKM said...

Yeah, I can't follow this...

ButterKwup said...

Winona Ryder and Kate Bosworth have a movie coming out next year...

nicksauntie said...

So: B- actress is engaged to

C director who screwed

Former A actress

Agree with Bosworth and Polish for couple, but don't know he former A

L said...

Kate Boz is filming Homefront in Louisiana with Wynona Ryder... i am sure they get along fab.. not!!
[DM yesterday]

shelly said...

Thought of Winona immediately.

Sunny said...

I don't know why this is making me laugh, but it's the second time in a week or so the motive of a seduction is to wipe the smirk off someone else's face.
Note to self: Stop smirking or someone is going to have the sex with somebody else

Roman Holiday said...

LOL@ Sunny!! ITA!

dia papaya said...

LOL Smirky Sunny!

Better hide your husband!!!

ITA - Winona, Kate B, and strange looking Polish

Sunny said...

Ha ha Dia!

In my defense, I don't smirk unless my husband is telling one of his nerdy jokes. Then it's more of a smirk guffaw :)

JSierra said...

Enty is confusing me this morning. I can't handle his writing.

LetLoveRule said...

LOL @ Sunny...and crap, I have a rather wry sense of humor and probably smirk more than I know; but I'm single. Just as well, apparently!

MISCH said...

I need a translator

Lurky Loo said...

Not sure it's Winona. Back in the day she was unquestionably A list.

selenakyle said...

And here I was thinking a poor self-immolating woman is bonkers. Sheesh.

Damn if people aren't nucking futs in this world...

selenakyle said...

Ha haaaa, @Sunny! Good one. I'm gonna smirk at the grocery store later today and see what kinda ruckus I can get started.

Lucas said...

These posts cannot all be written by the same person. The Britney post earlier was so riddled with comma splices that I was tempted to comment about it. This post desparately needs a comma or two. Entward, if you need a good editor I know several unemployed people with MFAs in creative writing. No one is going to care that you don't write all of it and we would really appreciate some consistency. You are building a brand here; take it seriously and invest in some quality control.

*steps off his soapbox*

NapAssasin said...

Thank you Lucas, thank you.

FrenchGirl said...

someone can translate this créative writing ! please

yodelay said...

Huh?

Dementia said...

Is Enty getting writing lessons from Ted?

Archer Dalton said...

Enty, I'm begging you to let me compose your blind items from now on because you are becoming more confusing with each one. I know it makes sense in YOUR head, but to the rest of us it's like trying to decipher The Da Vinci Code! No joke, I will give you some writing tips because you need them.

crila16 said...

B-/C+ - Kate Bosworth
C list Director fiance - Michael Polish
Back on the rise actress - Winona Ryder.

What's funny is Winona and Gwynnie used to be friends, and they hate each other now...and Kate slept with Gwynnie's husband. If it is Winona, then she got back at Kate for Gwynnie.

Sarah said...

Winona was A all the way, but I agree that Kate Bosworth and Michael Polish came to mind.

goes in circles said...

First Enty says former ALMOST A list then near the end of the blind he sites that she is a former A lister, no almost.

coolranchdoritos said...

@ Sunny - I just laughed so loudly at your comment!!

If this is Winona - what's up with her? She used to be this untouchable cool girl icon - now she seems to have gone the path of crazy just like most of the rest of them. (Sidenote: I can't let my bf know about any of the blinds about her lately, he still has a framed picture of her from "Heathers" that he's had for the past 15 years. )

auntliddy said...

awattahey? i dont speak perfondo!

Mango said...

LOL Sunny! I'm gonna wipe the smirk off of your rooster's corn eatin' face!

Yes, someone please translate this.

Spike Gomes said...

Winona is what happens when someone who excels at playing a fragile over-sensitive teenager/young woman because it's basically playing herself, continues being emotionally a fragile teenager/young woman well into middle age. What was once endearing and attractive (from afar, anyways) now comes across as creepy and psychotic. Think of it as the waif female version of Peter Pan Syndrome.

That said, she was first actress crush, which was pretty bad for me, because I've ended up being attracted to waifish capricious borderline females to this very day... and even knowing that she's a psychotic meany, I still think she's dreamy. There's a reason I haven't dated in years, yeah?

Also as a side note, in 10-20 years, she would be an awesome Norma Desmond in an updated version of Sunset Boulevard.

Archer Dalton said...

So, the ugly C list director is engaged to a B- list actress, but got fucked by the up and coming B+ movie actress who used to be an A list movie actress just because the up and coming B+ movie actress who used to be an A list movie actress tried to combat her unenthusiastic nicotine addiction and hatred for the B-/C list actress? Thank God there wasn't a D+ list former movie actress who is strictly TV now on the set with this other C- list actor who used to be a solid A- but fell to a D+ and is now working his way up but is still A- in name only because I bet a former solid B+ tweener would have wiped the smirk off all of their faces.

L said...

LOL @Archer Dalton!

discoflux said...

Archer - Best blind answer EVER.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I swear to god, if Enty was making the tapes in the Saw-movies everyone would die. It's like reading a fucking riddle..

*Wait, WHUUUT?, Can I rewind? No? Hello? *dies*

MrWolf said...

MrWolf Translation -

This actress was formerly A list. She has worked her way back up to a solid B+.

She has a hatred for a B-/C list actress. Out of spite, she decided to have sex with the B- list actress's fiance, who happens to be a C list director.

Her reason for doing so? She said she was bored and out of cigarettes and wanted to wipe the smirk of the less successful actress' face.

It's funny because you wouldn't even consider the C list director handsome.

Sunny said...

This is where the happy thread is today!

I making note of this little motley crew of peeps. Roostergate continues, a classic Mr Wolf translation, the new kid with his mock translation, and a hilarious Enty/Saw parody. And my health guru Dia who I can thank for my Bitch Be Gone pills :)

I am officially staying away from heavy posts and seeking out you jackasses (says your fellow jackass pal)

Dagny said...

@Sunny, I love your comment about "someone having the sex with someone else". Just wanted to tell you that you're awesome. =)

Sunny said...

Ha ha Dagny!
I often find throwing a "the" in front of things amuses me:
The google
The sex
and so forth. . .

:)

PhillyGirl said...

I'm not trying to be mean, but I really have to read these blinds 3-4 times just to make sense of them. These long run-on sentences that are all over the place might make sense to Enty, but not to the average reader. The gossip itself is great, though. If you read this Enty, can you maybe consider hiring an editor to rewrite these blinds coherently?

Melody Reed said...

You win.