Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

August 14, 2012

Honestly, everyone should get this. The only reason I am even making it a blind item is because it is more fun sometimes to break a story this way instead of writing it out. What A+ list actor who will never get married but loves having one or two year long relationships with a variety of women you have mostly never heard of has a current girlfriend who once starred on a very popular reality show. The current girlfriend called producers of the show and asked to be on the upcoming season. They said yes and were ecstatic to have her come on board and be on the show. Everything was all set up and she went to tell her A+ list actor boyfriend about it and he said no. He would not let her do it. It was a deal breaker if she did. Apparently he was still upset that the producers had given his former girlfriend a spot in the show and felt they did so to take advantage of the fact she had dated him. Noooooo. You think so? You mean she didn't get it because she was some well known celebrity on her own? So, the girlfriend had to break the news to the producers and then put on her happy face and do what the A+ list actor wanted.


A+ list Actor: George Clooney
Current Girlfriend: Stacey Keibler
Very Popular Reality Show: "Dancing with the Stars"
Former Girlfriend: Elisabeth Canalis

50 comments:

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

yeah everybody knew this, but she signed the contract with George and a contract is a contract

LottaColada said...

Easiest blind item ever indeed.

Renoblondee said...

Yep

nolachickee said...

George is the ultimate puppet master with the chicks. Still think he diddles with the dudes, though.

Trey said...

Have to wait till her contract has expired before going on to other gigs.

HolidayinCambodia said...

Yeah, you make an agreement, you have to stick to it.

Did she not know what she was getting herself into before she signed?

canadachick said...

its still a good gig for the chicks. a little red carpet action, lots of pics for people who otherwise would struggle to be known.,



and hes HOT

Sugar said...

She should do what she wants. Simple as that.

:| raven |: said...

heh ..probably the ONLY blind i ever got. LOL

HolidayinCambodia said...

Oh, and I would not be surprised if he has not added a term into his contract prohibiting just this sort of conduct for some post-contract period.

Audrey said...

And Stacey got and read the memo. She's "behaved" herself ever since.

HalleGoLightly said...

I'd rather date Clooney than be on some crap reality show with Tom Wopat or whomever.

libby said...

I'm just poking my head up here, to beg y'all to NOT take the bait that is being shotgunned through all the threads. Troll AHOY! For serious.
Thank you.

katydid said...

Yep too easy. Cheers is on god I love that show it's the episode where Woddy sings Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly.......love that show

libby said...

Mayor timebob, perhaps I should be Sergeant-at-Arms-of-CDaN? Maybe that fits better.

hunter said...

I'm sure she was disappointed but she is doing a fabulous job, dare I say but I think she's much better than the others, the most perfectly behaved for our George.

libby said...

ARMS---Get it?

*rimshot*

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

lol boom! arms away!

Amy said...

Can I just say, WTF is with this mayor and arms crap? No, seriously, just fuck off already.

libby said...

You make my meaningless figurehead dreams come true...You have my vote fo LIFE, your Worship.

libby said...

Hi, Amy. I'm here all week.
DON'T try the veal.

*rimshot*

DewieTheBear said...

He saved her from a real stinker of a season.

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

Thank you @Amy I was wondering which douchebag would get their tits in a twist over a joke title becuase bitches like you can't behave themselves in here.

Congrats you twat!

libby said...

Mayor timebob, I think it's time to announce----
NOBODY gets to say anything here that EVERYONE won't 'get'. Please plan/edit your convo's accordingly.

And if you bring gum, you better have enough for everybody, dammit.

surfer said...

@ Libby and The Mayor - you slay me, lol! Keep it up.

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

being the Mayor of CDaN is too much work. I'm giving up the title after today. Now I know how Bloomberg feels.

Seriously y'all it was just a joke. I can't speak to Libby's armpits, that's on her.

phoenix said...

I think Ole George's rationale is a bit short sighted and hypocritical, as if his famous Clooney family name didn't open any doors for him when he was unknown.

Anna Nawnamuss said...

This was kind of like those blinds about a former disney tweener who's gone wild and having threesomes with her long term b list foreign born boyfriend and his costar on set about Miley.

Mari said...

I'll start a write in ballot if you try to quit Mayor! That goes for the Sarge too!

libby said...

Mayor timebob, this armpit is what hath wrought 'Reader Photos', and all Enty's hard hard hard work posting SO many photos all these years since. He made a joke about it one day, and I sent in this 'funny' old-at-the-time photo.. And Enty decided to actually post it. Then more did. It's in the archives, I suppose, right?

Bxrlvr said...

Sure seems like Stacey has been scarce since this occurred.

libby said...

My point is, Enty probably HATES me and my armpit for causing him the work now, twice a year!
I hope not....Hi Enty.

Anna Nawnamuss said...

LOLing at the Amy beef. Lighten up girl, we wus jus havin a little fuuuunnn! Good one Timebob re: congrats you twat! Aye Aye, Troll spotted dead ahead at 12 oclock Sargeant At Arms Libby Sir! Shall we fire upon said target? Carry on with the hilarity fearless leaders.

Jessie said...

Kind of loving this Mayor and Deputy Mayor bit that is going on.

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

I love you libby and your armpit. Don't ever change.

Renoblondee said...

Mayor timebob when you first changed your name in that bitchy thread I laughed out loud. Awesome!

Alicia said...

I love mayor Timebob .. It's endearing :)

After reading the thread and seeing where the name came from it is just that more funny.. That thread was crazy yo

Agent**It said...

Libby, there goes that bloody mary.. i vote Sargent of Arms and
Happy New Year:)

libby said...

E'erybody's SO nice here. *choke*


Sadly, I may leave for awhile, my bf is gettin' pissed. SIGH.

DBZee said...

I can't see signing a contract to date someone, even George Clooney. (He seems like he'd be a lot of fun just to hang out with.)

Libby, what trolling is going on?

Tuxedo Cat said...

I wish women wouldn't make deals like this. If a man loves you, he will encourage you to pursue your dreams, not his.

Gypsytrill said...

She was on Project Runway All-Stars as a guest judge just a week or so ago. I guess that it wasn't as tacky or time consuming ss DWTS.

Tara said...

Oh geez. How many people do I have to bring gum for? What flavors do you all like?

Tara said...

Oh geez. How many people do I have to bring gum for? What flavors do you all like?

Sherry said...

George runs a very tight ship - no drama allowed.

The potential problem with DWTS is that there are a number of sluts around there who tend to sleep around with the "stars".
How would George feel when the rumors started swirling out his girlfriend sleeping with her dance partner?

Henriette said...

Stacy is still not Rande Gerber or Cindy Crawford. Didn't they just spend Christmas and New Year's together in Cabo?

Jazzy said...

I hope she negotiated a contract extension since she wasn't allowed to go on and make money.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Libby, you shouldn't take the Sargeant-In-Arms job. It may come in handy, but I hear it's the pits!

Mooshki said...

Libby, I wouldn't love Enty like I do if I could imagine him ever not being a fan of your armpit. 'Sergeant-at-Arms' indeed!

Ari said...

Stacy Keibler already did a season, was this supposed to be the all star season?