Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

September 8, 2012

If you are an A list all movie actress who makes a ton of money, but you have no self esteem, what do you do? Well, first of all you date guys you know are going to treat you like crap, but you got lots and lots of attention which is what she really craves. The bigger the name the more publicity she gets. That is what killed her before when she was with a notoriously shy A list movie actor. He didn't use her like the other A list actor did though. Anyway, she is in a relationship right now with just a guy and it is not enough. She wants some drama and excitement so she had a one night stand with this singer/actor/ and probable Dos Equis drinker in hopes she would get caught and get some attention. She knows her boyfriend won't leave her.


A list movie actress: Scarlett Johansson
Shy A list movie actor: Ryan Reynolds
Other A list movie actor: Sean Penn
Singer/Actor: Jared Leto

32 comments:

In-N-Out!! said...

Meh. She's a disappointment. I used to like her when she was a kid actress

Renoblondee said...

Going from RR to those two? Yikes. Well, looks wise I mean!

Amy Scott said...

Didn't she date Jared Leto in the past?

LottaColada said...

I guess that was what those pics of her with Jared before the election were about, even though she had a boyfriend.

DBZee said...

I thought the consensus was RR controlled her when they were together?

I have trouble believing a relationship with Sean "nobody loves me" Penn would lack drama. He's just nasty.

nolachickee said...

I didn't initially peg her as bat shit cray cray. Man she has issues. Now Jared Leto, he strikes me as having rocks for brains. He is pretty, though.

FrenchGirl said...

so now Reynolds is a shy A list and it was finished with her boyfriend at this time

PuggleWug said...

Ugh. I find her just blah. Apparently she is a moron who is blah.

dragon said...

by shy I he my just not like the publicity and she like attention.

Jade, That Girl said...

Calling Jared Leto "The Most Interesting Man..." is pretty spot on. I met him, in the strangest of places, at a rave this year.

Yes, a rave.

He was surprisingly really really sweet and when I told him he is a lot taller then he looks like he would be rolled his eyes and laughed.

I think he was wearing lifts.

Alma said...

Ghost world was great. After that she now seems so pretentious

lauren said...

I'm assuming this was pre-skinny Jared for The Dallas Buyer's Club???

Mister Fresh said...

I never will see Sean Penn the same after it was revealed that he shared porn stars with Charlie Sheen. Because she is so young, I wish Scarlett the best.

Elizabeth said...

I think RR married her with the idea it would be a traditional marriage but she wanted to be Liz Taylor to his Richard Burton. Like him or not, RR doesn't seem to do the tabloid stuff. Their vacations were cross country trips through small towns and such. Which is why I wonder if Blake is the answer to the pre-nup blind. Scarlett partied, traveled and was gone all the time but now does the occasional story where she says she's still hurting from the divorce but she asked for it. Remember the blind (believe it was revealed) of RR pouring his heart out to everyone on the movie set when it happened?

Like Katy Perry, I don't think Scarlett's story will end well. I mean...Sean Penn!!! There's not enough bleach in the bath to cure that.

Erika said...

Jared is a huge sweetheart, though, and INCREDIBLY smart and creative. They dated a while ago however, if you look at the pics, you'll see that they were just playing around until she held his hand and he looked spooked.

Rickatoo said...

@DBZee - maybe he would have to give a damn in order to create drama?

Sherry said...

Just read a NYTimes interview with her and she seems a little insecure but dedicated to learning her craft. Too bad scuzzy Penn used her more than she did him.

Audrey said...

I had higher hopes for her.

ino said...

To me, she's just not a very good actress (very flat), or even a very interesting celebrity (very bland). She's one of those girls who just plays a slightly different version of herself in every role. Many of my friends love her forever because of Lost in Translation, but I honestly believe that 20 other actresses put in that role would have done better and would have been more deserving of the hype.

SaintsFan said...

Was this the last reveal of the day? I am not ready for them to be over yet.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

What a bummer.

LuLu said...

just what is the je ne sais quoi factor with her? her breasts? surely not her face, body, acting, or personality... compared to a normal non-actress in a small town, sure, but an A lister?

racrobin said...

I think he's saying her current relationship with a non-celebrity lacks drama, not her relationship with Sean Penn. Gross, gross, gross.

Jazzy said...

I can't hate on her, I'd let Jared get it breakfast lunch and dinner. The Nate guy was good looking too, but I wouldn't touch Sean Penn with a fifty foot pole. He's below Mayer for god's sake.

hothotheat said...

Kinda disappointed in Leto. Unless he didn't know she had a bf - which is possible.

Don't care one way or another about Scarlet. Some stuff she's good in, others not so much.

Audrey said...

As a straight woman, I just don't get what guys see in her. That said, my guy and I saw the Avengers movie and he was mesmerized by that ass shot. I still don't get it, just like Jessica Bheil (sp?).

Give me Angie or Christina Hendricks any day of the week over those two.

tamarind said...

said it before, love dos Equis.

Lola said...

I think she is stunningly beautiful as well as approachable and kind (A friend of mine was filming a "movie" for a website when he ran into her and asked if she would do an introduction for the movie, which she kindly-- on the spot, agreed to. She didn't say call my people, she didn't want makeup or anything...just did it then and there to be nice).

I would really like to see her believe in herself more.

Roman Holiday said...

I agree @ Lola, I think she is very beautiful. She also gives off a down to earth vibe to me! But hey, one man's trash is another man's treasure!

annabella said...

I think that she is a terrific actress. she won a tony for a play a few years ago. she may not have great range, but movies generally don't call for actresses w/a great range. she was fantastic in lost in translation and I think that she is one of the best actresses of the age.

BlindItemMe said...

I really like Scarlett too and i love her face for some reason, it's not perfect but I guess 'striking' is the word.

And I kinda like that she is low key and bland as a celebrity, she seems to really love acting and learning the craft.

I hope she gets over her insecurity.

Ari said...

What's wrong with these bitches?