Friday, February 01, 2013

Blind Item #1

This former almost A list celebrity who is in a family of celebrities is probably a B- right now. Maybe a C+. His name recognition is the only thing keeping him from being a C+. He always moves way to fast and way too intensely with women. Wants to marry them and have babies the same night he meets them. He usually only dates C or D list celebrities. This time though he might get his wish. He met a woman at a club and she usually charges by the hour. She recognized our celebrity and has been on his arm every second for the past two days. Now he says they are getting married.

35 comments:

Jeneral said...

One of the Jackson clan?

Unknown said...

Rob K?

Renoblondee said...

Rob?

greenmountaingal said...

Evan Ross? I think he was with Blohan and some other celebutards. Not sure if he was ever A.

FSP said...

I'm going with Tito Jackson. Just because I like to say his name. Tito. Tito.

Frufra said...

I'm coming up with nada from the DM. Enty, you're a tricky one.

Poop Taster said...

Greg Kinnear. easy.

prolixe said...

I was thinking Carter...

phoenix said...

Long shot (?) to keep the guesses coming.. Charlie Sheen.

Christopher Cruz said...

Oh my god!! Boy, get a GRIP!!!

Eloise said...

Benji Madden. The dating profile fits, he's in the DM with his new GF, but I'm not sure how close he made it to A list in his heyday.

prolixe said...

I don't know if "celeb family" could be stretched to mean his brother, but Benji Madden is in the DM with a new girl on his arm.

(I didn't realize he had so many tattoos!!)

katydid said...

I was thinking a Baldwin are there any single ones right now?

figgy said...

David Arquette?

saywhat? said...

Brody Jenner?

Frufra said...

Awww snap, Eloise and prolixe! I saw him there but didn't even think about his brother! Good work, folks.

Sparkwee said...

@Figgy I thought David Arquette too!

prolixe said...

Arquette is a good guess - he is super needy.

MCV2989 said...

100% thought arquette the whole time

ReesesPeace said...

This screams David Arquette to me. Glad I'm not the only one!

tealily said...

I don't know about Arquette. The way it's worded makes me think he was never married. Also, didn't he date a waitress? That's not even a C or D list celebrity.

Jessi said...

Can't be Arquette, mentions only dates C or D list. So this really doesn't fit. But whatever, I like David, he's a nice guy!

I'm thinking its a Jackson as well.

blink2487 said...

Brody Jenner?

marlolovespaty said...

Rob Kardashian

JoElla said...

Arquette is a good guess. he looked a total hot mess the other day.

Crystal Liechty said...

Tito. Tito. Hey, that *is* fun.

Lucas said...

It's even more fun if you stretch it out: Teee-to. Ti-tooooo. Or Tit-o.

Marty McFly said...

I def like Chode-y Jenner for this. Avril? C or D (can't remember her rating) Lauren Conrad or Kristen Cavalerri? D as well... I kind of saw him as a player who didn't want to settle but age and matching tattoos with Avril will do that to ya.

Sherry said...

I keep thinking it's Rob K..

ludakristen said...

There's no way Rob Kardashian is a formerly A-list celebrity, is there?

Topper Madison said...

I thought Kardashians are banned this month, so it can't be Rob.

I vote Brody.

All about Eve said...

I was thinking Baldwin brothers too but don't know who's single, maybe the young one?

Sunny said...

I feel like this is Rob K, with the C and D "girlfriends" being Adrienne Bailon and Rita Ora

Kady Kat said...

Great now I have Brian from the family guy stuck in my head saying "mo-hiiiiiiiiii-to"

Thanks!

danielleM said...

OMG .....I kinda know about this. It's Luke Wilson. He falls in love with strippers monthly.