Friday, March 22, 2013

Blind Item #1

This B list celebrity has had some issues with sex in the past. To make sure there are no complications, when a woman agrees to go to bed with him he conjures up an agreement that she signs and also is videotaped agreeing to have sex with the celebrity.

50 comments:

cc423 said...

That is the weirdest foreplay I have ever heard of. Well almost.

Whyguess said...

C Lowe green

LottaColada said...
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Dani said...

R Kelly?

Marty McFly said...

Greg Kelly

G said...

David Copperfield? Conjures ....

Meanie Reese said...

Isn't that just 'romantical'?

G said...

Yeah, I know people think that he's gay ... but there was an issue in the past and the word "conjures" really is an out of the ordinary word to use.

Meanie Reese said...

Oooh, G, fabulous guess!

Laura said...

I think you got it G!

LottaColada said...

I've heard of all of these accusations except for the CLo Green one, what's the story there?

HolidayinCambodia said...

Yes, this is the magician who was in trouble with some women. Was that Copperfield?

Ashley O'Connor said...

Kobe Bryant? So woman can't accuse him of rape anymore?

PuggleWug said...

I think CeeLo was accused of dropping a roofie in a woman's drink. I don't think he raped her, though. I could be wrong.

PuggleWug said...

Looked it up. She claims he gave her ecstasy, and later woke up naked next to him. I guess there are lots of holes in the story though.

Lurker Girl said...

Rob Lowe!

LottaColada said...

@Puggle, thanks for update. Was that recent?

Basil said...

I think G got it. Copperfield.

MISCH said...

Just say NO..

PuggleWug said...

@Lotta, I think it was this past summer.

SusanB said...

Mike Tyson - the woman who said he raped her, didn't he say the sex was consensual? Either way, yuk.

crila16 said...

I'm thinking this is an athlete.

All about Eve said...

I like the Copperfield guess, he's the only one out of all the others guessed that I can see doing this.

Silly Girl said...

Copperfield is a great guess! There were issues before about women saying he held them against their will or something like that. Maybe that's why he video taped them agreeing to sleep with him!!

PARangersGirl said...

Most likely Cooperfield. But what about Shaquille O'Neal? Conjures = Orlando Magic? Lady problems?

SueRH said...

Waking up next to a naked Cee Lo Green is a nightmare!

Stephanie Knipp said...

That was on an episode of Law and Order SVU.

Lohan said...

Ben Rothlesburger (sp?)

Feline said...

I was thinking Rob Lowe until I saw G's guess - David Copperfield is a great guess, with "conjures" in the blind!

Countervail said...

It's not that unusual. My friend had to sign a confidentiality agreement before he slept with Jake Gyllenhaal.

auntliddy said...

After that, why wld she want to sleep with him? I dont get the attraction.

L'auteur said...

Countervail, maybe it's not unusual to sign an agreement prior to sex, but it is odd to be videotaped doing that...

Nutty_Flavor said...

I think @Countervail is pulling our leg.

Supposedly Chuck Berry insisted of a photo of the lady on his lap naked before he'd take her to bed. Again, as a lawsuit prophylactic.

Anna Nonymous said...

David Duchovny?

Sherry said...

SueRH took the words out of my mouth. I would NOT be happy waking up next to CeeLo. *shudders*

I'm thinking you guys got it with Copperfield. He's not going to lose an island to any woman!

AuntJess said...

More like David Coppafeel....

Count Jerkula said...

SusanB: Yes. Tyson claims that the chick was pissed that he finished and told her to get out. Says if he walked her down stairs and to the door, he wouldn't have gone to jail.

Danny Bonaduce has a routine for these situations. He walks the chick to the lobby, looks at his wrist, then asks the person at the hotel desk what time it is, then kisses the broad goodbye at the door. That way the person at the desk remembers him, the time and that the broad is leaving happy.

bunny honey said...

Copperfield sounds good to me. He looks the part.

Amy in MI said...

Lmfao. Science!

PuggleWug said...

Sherry and SueRH, I would need major psychotherapy, if I woke up next to a naked CeeLo and his baby hands.

Count Jerkula said...

I am surprised CeeLo doesn't wear a helmet. W/ them lil T-Rex arms and big gut, he prolly bangs his head on urinals all the time while hunching over to reach his junk.

New Life and Attitude said...

Like the Copperfield guess too!

Oh and I would freak out if I woke up fully clothed next to CeeLo. He just creeps me out.

@Count Jerkula - I now have to wipe off my computer screen because that was too funny! I actually had the picture in my head.

Sean said...

Hmmm..it makes sense to me. Covering his ass. Sad, but logical

sandybrook said...

I cant see any woman completely clear headed ever wanting to be with Ceelo Copperfield on the other hand used to look halfway decent.

auntliddy said...

Why tyson sounds like a prince.

NaughtyNurse said...

Wow...David Copperfield. G got it!

LottaColada said...

@Count- hahahaha there is something very odd about his body

bri swartley said...

Lol, Aunt Jess. Zing! I think that's a good guess with the clue of "conjure." I was initially thinking like Kobe, LeBron, etc, because of it saying celebrity, but this makes more sense.

StewMcG said...

I'm thinking David Copperfield but I know Gene Simmons from KISS does this as well. Gross but considering David Copperfield has been accused of date raping a woman in the past (not sure if he was officially charged or tried for it), I could totally see him doing this. Plus there's a scene in "The Amazing Burt Wonderstone" (in which David has a cameo) where Steve Carrell's character does the same thing.

Jaiden_S said...

Beckham.