Friday, March 15, 2013

Blind Item #3

This actor is B- list. Honestly he should be C list, but he has such a well known face and voice that you have to put him in the B list range. Huge career lasting for decades. Always the second banana, but very popular. Did I say he was aging? Over 60. He insists his latest girlfriend is 18, but she was telling people at dinner the other night she needed to get home and study or her parents would kill her. I'm thinking high school student. He plays big in high schools. Colleges too.

85 comments:

libby said...

Tommy Smothers!

libby said...

J/K

He's A-list for life.

PARangersGirl said...
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Count Jerkula said...

There are plenty of 18 y/o in high school. That is no reason to judge him.

Could this be James "when you get a new pet, you wanna puppy or an old bitch" Woods?

M said...

Eugene Levy, since he's big with HS and college kids (American Pie?)

LottaColada said...

Danny DeVito!

FSP said...

Morgan Freeman

VIPblonde said...

Hmmm...Jeff Goldblum is 60 exactly. Too young?

Gypsytrill said...

Chevy Chase

VIPblonde said...

@Count Oooh, forgot about Woods! He's 65. I like it!!

Amber said...

Jeff Goldblum is 60?! No way! He's so hot.

auntliddy said...

nasty!

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

@Count: I was going to say that yes, there are 18-year-olds in school, so technically there's nothing illegal happening. However, while I understand that young people can be very attractive, and sometimes these relationships are indeed built on genuine love and compatibility, all too often it's some older guy going after young poontang because he either can't cope emotionally/intellectually with women in his peer group, or because he's still stuck in the mindset that one's partner being young and hot is of far more importance than any other character traits. (I personally know of a mid-40-something who refuses to date women & girls 18+--he was only interested in 16 & 17-year-olds when he was that age, which is perfectly normal, but as he's gotten older, his tastes have stayed exactly the same. When he was still in his 20s & early 30s, his friends mostly just shook their heads and chuckled a bit; now, though, while AFAIK no one in his social circles has cut him off yet, the general sense is that yeah, he's fucking creepy now...)

Just Another Girl said...

Woods is a great guess considering he's on Family Guy a lot which is still pretty big with the high school and college set.

ethorne said...

Hmm, the high school in Family Guy is James Woods High.

Lucas said...

@Robin: "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

ethorne said...

@Lucas-lol I read this with a drawl.

pickwickianmom said...

Woody Allen?

KendraWM said...

James Woods, when he was in court for his brothers wrongful death trial, he was her with his then 20 year old girlfriend. I think he had just turned 60 or 61 at the time.

NomNom83 said...

My first instinct was Jim's Dad (Eugene Levy), but I'm feeling the James Woods guess. Also, I really just don't want to think of Levy that way.

Alicia said...

I like the Goldblum guess .. Gah!! I wish I was an 18 year old girl!!

Karen said...

I was going to say Walken, but he must be higher that B- and after googling, I find he's been married to the same women since 1969! Who knew?

jza1218 said...

Why would James Woods play big in high schools or colleges?

My guess is Mr Belding aka Dennis Haskins. 62 years old and forever on TV for that age demographic thanks to Saved by the Bell reruns.

Count Jerkula said...

James Woods dated his daughter's best friend when the girl was 17-18

@ Robin: 16 or 17 is too young. Personally, 18 has a kink to it, but the youngest I would date is 21, cause who wants to date a chick you can't go to bars with.

Chicks do that too. Look at all the teachers going after HS boys, because they are stuck on a certain type.

Side Note: I hate when you date a late 20's woman, and she dates like she's 15. I'm a friggin adult, I don't want a hicky and a hand job. I'd rather a kiss and a hug and a "I had fun, call me tomorrow".

Miri said...

Mr. Belding! It's totally him. He tours college campuses and I vaguely remember hearing creeper stories about him partying with the kids and hitting on girls.

Matt & Jess said...

I know James Woods personally. His last girlfriend, Ashley was young but not that young. I saw him last week and as of last week, he was still single

Count Jerkula said...

@jza1218: I've seen Mr. Belding at some indy wrestling shows. Dude is a bald weeble wooble that does indy wrestling shows. He don't have the looks or the money to nab an 18 y/o, unless the chick is REALLY damaged.

Count Jerkula said...

@Matt&Jess: What about his daughter's best friend that Woods started dating when she was 17 or 18?

Belding Creep Story: The one wrestling show last year, he "accidently" walked in the dressing room of Reby Sky, the only hot female talent in attendance.

scratchy kitty said...

Omg this could be the dude!

Matt & Jess said...

James Woods doesn't have any children

The Mayor said...

It's not Eugene Levy. He has a wife (and they've been happily married for years - like over 30).

jza1218 said...

Dude goes to wrestling shows because ring rats are easy lays. He's a total perv who accepts any invite to any place that he might meet vulnerable young chicks.

AKM said...

What 18-year-old girl wants to date Mr. Belding?! NOT happening for that dude.

James Woods seems to fit the clues. How old was Heather Graham, after all, at the time she was with him? That always looked kind of sketch to me.

mynerva said...

Whenever I think older with famous voice I think Morgan freeman or James earl jones.

PuggleWug said...

Jza, James Woods has played himself in numerous episodes of Family Guy. The high school is named after him too.

PuggleWug said...

High school in the show*

Matt & Jess said...

Well EnTy says that this was the other day, so if it is JW, he must have spies in RI or At Foxwoods because that is where he has been, alone, for the past few weeks

All about Eve said...

I don't think Woods fits, Enty says he's very popular and I don't think James Woods is very popular, he's gotten a lot of bad press for dating younger women.

Matt & Jess said...

But his dating life would fill up a book of good blinds

Silly Girl said...

Woods also voices a Disney character, apparently. Could be him. I got him and Walken confused when I read the first several comments here! Married forever vs. dating 20 yr olds. Boy, was I confused! Could totally be Woods, though!

Count Jerkula said...

@matt&jess: You are correct. I consulted my research staff and came to the conclusion that it was comedian Bob Schimmel that was dating his daughter's friend. Please give Mr. Woods my apologies for spreading erroneous info.

Also, thank him for the puppy line, I love using that.

Chelle said...

I second that!!

Sherry said...

I think it's Goldblum because of the voice. I don't see James Woods as having a golden voice at all. I thought Eugene Levy had been married with the same person for a while. I have no idea who Belding is. I actually have to look him up.

ecua said...

Joe Pesci?

tulsa70s said...

Barry Bostwick.

Mango said...

I'd hate to think this is James Woods. He's a wonderful actor. He had a show, Shark, a few years ago that was pretty good but the subplot about his teen daughter was a real melodramatic suck-fest that bogged down each episode in quick sand.

Woods is incredibly intelligent and always makes a big deal about the smarts of the jeune fille du jour he is dating, sort of to justify why he's with them I think, because even HE knows it's kinda creepy. I remember once he was bragging about some tome his then current chickie was reading. So I guess he's trolling the Honor Societies of America for his dates. :(

Sherry said...

Ewwww on this Dennis Haskings guy. I seriously wonder if he can pull in such young leg though. Goldblum I can see.

Lucas said...

@ethorne - exactly.

Count Jerkula said...

Every time I think of Joe Pesci and women, I think of how milk fed veal is so tender.

Count Jerkula said...

http://i.imgur.com/iwYpVHR.jpg

Kloie said...

Haskins did not have a huge career. Barely any career is more like it.

PuggleWug said...

Count, that was such a creepy comment!

PuggleWug said...

I've been reading Dennis Haskins and have been thinking of the guy from Mermaids and Hook, Bob Hoskins. Eww, not Mr. Belding!

Mark said...

Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) is 61. Enough said.

Count Jerkula said...

Christ! The research team is too good. The Puppy Quote is actually Woods quoting Stallone, to answer a question about him dating young women. It actually goes something like, "All these people ask me why I bang young broads. I say hey, the same reason people buy puppies I guess."

Once again, my apologies to Mr. Woods.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jo5UQQCpQo

figgy said...

I definitely think this is Goldblum, he is the voice of 1,000 ads, if you listen.

So is John Corbett. And Tim Allen. But I don't think it's either of them.

And the puppy line disgusts me because I neither "buy" dogs nor get puppies...it's adult dogs from rescues all the way.

Snapdragon said...

College students also have to study, and college is often bankrolled by the student's parents (who would get angry if their little darling wasn't doing well). Just a thought. That said--I got nothing.

kpist said...

Eugene Levy is married to Stiflers mom, Jennifer Coolidge

Sherry said...

Mark: Pee Wee is gay so if he's hanging with high school girls they should be pretty safe!

Sherry said...

Eugene Levy isn't married to Jennifer Coolidge. He's married to Deborah Devine (unless that was a joke I didn't get-sorry!)

Alice Tate said...

I can't stand James Woods, but I don't think this is him. "Always the second banana" doesn't really fit him.

Alice Tate said...

I'm thinking someone like Christopher Lloyd or Wallace Shawn.

sandybrook said...

Jeffrey Tamborbecause there are pics all over the place of him because he and the Pope look EXACTLY alike.

Anna Nonymous said...

James Woods has that super creepy handsy step father vibe to me!
yay @ Robin The Mad Photog! I had a guy in his forties chase me around for two years, showering me with gifts when I was 18, and eventually I got engaged to him.
Thought he was so great, until I realised, hey this guy never matured outside of the 18-23 year old maturity level. I grew up and left him at 24.

Count Jerkula said...

Don't bring the pope into this, didn't the blind say it was a chick?

AKM said...

I don't think Pee Wee/Paul Reubens is gay. He's never said that he was AFAIK -- in fact, I think he straight-up (no pun intended) stated that he was straight -- and when caught in the porn theater, it wasn't gay porn, IIRC.

YoMismo said...

James Woods or Eugene Levy B- or C?
No way those awesome actors are less than B.
This has to be some crappy thespian with a characteristic voice or face, as an untalented James Earl Jones.

Speakeasy Jane said...

Nah, I still feel comfortable judging him.

Speakeasy Jane said...

Either way, it's still not worth repeating.

Speakeasy Jane said...

The only difference between a creep who dates 16-yr-olds and one that dates 18-yr-olds is that the latter is more concerned about being brought up on charges.

CanadianMiss said...

Oh @Count Jerkula, I think I love you! :)

Speakeasy Jane said...

I like this guess. MF has a very distinctive voice and is an amazingly talented actor, but he tends to get second billing most of the time. I'm pretty sure he was involved with a much younger woman not too long ago, too.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

DeVito! He is so easy to recognize and just newly single xD

Count Jerkula said...

Quick Googling says about a year ago Morgan Freeman dumped his 29 y/o step-grand daughter.

Count Jerkula said...

@CanadianMiss: Thank you, Sweetness. It is surprising since I'm not very popular with the Canadian ladies here. You show me there is hope for humor up there.

VeeBee said...

But Morgan's gotta be A-List! Shawshank Redemption 4-EVAH!!!!

Poop Taster said...

rip torn. such a seksee bastard.

Jaiden_S said...

Bill Murray

Angela said...

James Woods is very talented. See "Once Upon A Time in America" or "Citizen Cohn" if you doubt of it.

The actor in the BI may a comedian who appeared in a few indie cult movies over the years, like a less talented Bill Murray. Funny guys, even aging, are a hit with younger girls.

hamster party said...

UGH, wtf I cannot believe so many people are engaging with that troll jerkula. He's an utterly reprehensible cunt, cannot stand his disgusting misogynistic comments. Look at his comments from the past - he's disgusting.

There have been an inundation over the past few weeks of absolutely disgusting, tasteless trolls. (see the Traci Lords/Ohio rape post for a recent example) 888, Count Jerkula, Just Curious - fuck off, you disgusting, lonely men. You're the kind of cowards I feel will get fed up one day with no women liking you (and rightfully so) and shoot up a gym or something. Fucking trolls.

Count Jerkula said...

@hamsterparty: Waaaaa! I'm a miserable and humorless broad that resents other people having fun and enjoying themselves. Waaaaaaaa! I dont understand why everyone doesnt think like me? Waaaaaaa! Misogyny. Waaaa! Reprehensible. Waaaaaaa! Why don't you all agree with me? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I feel bad for you and any guy whose life you are going to make very long.

__-__=__ said...

Karen - I've been told Walken is a really good person.

Amelia Merritt said...

The second banana comment made me think of Arrested Development, "There's always money in the banana stand." Jeffrey Tambor.

katydid said...

Alright alright.

Ann said...

Just felt it necessary to point out the irony of calling someone misogynistic while using "cunt" as an insult. Not disagreeing or agreeing with the statements since I haven't the background knowledge to make a call in either direction.