Friday, May 10, 2013

Blind Item #1

This aging, yet still A list rocker, tried to hit on a woman almost four times younger than him this week. She is a celebrity in her own right, in her own world, and finally slapped the rocker after he kept putting his arms around her and then groped her breasts.

94 comments:

Entyonamobile said...

Blind Item #1

This former A+ poster who is now a B- at best who is an invader from the north is having constant meltdowns. Ever since a falling out with this popular blogger that she used to ghost write for she has been a total betch and never has anything nice to say about anyone. Ever.

Robin Sparkles said...

William R Moses

Lynn Cloud said...

Brett Michaels

Audrey said...

Steven Tyler

BoobsNSnatch said...

Northern invader???

TwistyKoi said...

Well obviously!!!!!
BRETT MICHAELS and MILEY CYRUS!!!!!! I know this for FACTzzz.

BoobsNSnatch said...

Let me make you hard let me rub on your dick.

rejectedcarebear said...

VIP where you at? No one can guess like you! I'm awful at blinds :(

Kimberly Joyce said...

You guys, I heard a rumor from a Hollywood insider friend of mine that no one has ever heard before. Make sure you're sitting down...Apparently...Jamie Lee Curtis was born a man?? How has no one ever heard this before???? I wonder if it is true?? OMG! I'm freaking out over this!!

FSP said...

I like Audrey's guess.

TikkaMasala said...

Does boobs have An armpit photo? I am loooooonnneeellly!!!!

Wicked.69.clownz said...


Drank my last cup of dead body stew
Paint my face, creep up and say BOO!
Nobody knows what I'm about
Walk around town with my guts hanging out
Chewin on toes, fuckin dead hoes
Bark at the moon everytime the wind blows
Why do I do the things that I do?
Who are you? Fuck you, and fuck Jerry Lou too
Fucked your mother at the Motel 8
Fingers in her booty, strawberry shake
Daddy walks in and see the sick clown
Moving his butt-cheeks up and down
Nate the Mack and Jump Steady
Rude Boy, Regis, Kathy Lee
I make rap rhymes and make quick bucks
And everybody sucks my nuts, shucks
Fuck Jazzy Jeff, fuck Jack Jones
Fuck Jazzy Jiff Jeff Jimmy Jack Jones
Why do we do the things that we do?
Who the motherfuck asked you, uh?

Gayeld said...

William R. Moses is a bit a douche, but I don't think he was ever a rocker. *g*

Darian Forrester said...

Come on, I want to show you!

inthebusiness said...

This is Rod Stewart folks. No idea who the floozy is but if she got that close to him she obviously doesn't have a good sense of smell.

Darian Forrester said...

Beautiful, isn't it?

rhinovodka said...

Mick Jagger

Darian Forrester said...

Look, I'm sorry about the article. I won't do it again.

Karen said...

@Kimberly, that's a really old rumor. I think I heard years ago that she was born a hermaphadite (sp?), but I don't think it's true.

Darian Forrester said...

No, it's not

Fairmaiden327 said...

Heard she was born a hermaphrodite.

TwistyKoi said...

Do you have a girlfriend? Because the was seriously some beautiful shit you just laid the fuck down!!! I think my panties are wet, oh wait I AIN'T WEARING ANY!!!!

Darian Forrester said...

You don't know how hard it is for me to make friends

Kimberly Joyce said...

Wicked.69.clownz, that was really racist and I think you need to apologize.

libby said...

Karen---It's a troll. I'm sorry. It keeps goading me, even the one you responded to. FYI.

Darian Forrester said...

My parents made me skip two grades in school

Darian Forrester said...

My only friend is Cheyenne, and it's only because...well, my mom and her mom went to college together, so she kind of has to

Rodney Dice Gottfried said...

Hickory dickory duck
Kim & Kanye almost through the fuck
He sez, “Your face or your mout?”
She sez, “How bout down sout?”
And now she owns that pathetic schmuck. OOOOOOH! He’s a fecking MO-ron. He knocked UP dat hooka. Da feck was he dinkin.

crapbag said...

Jamie lee Curtis was not born a male. The popular myth is that she was born with both female and male genitalia. I forget shat the technical term is.

crapbag said...

Jamie lee Curtis was not born a male. The popular myth is that she was born with both female and male genitalia. I forget shat the technical term is.

Darian Forrester said...

It's like everybody thinks I'm some kind of freak or something; like I'm crazy

Fairmaiden327 said...
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Drrty Skype Slut said...

Stupid man. It's all about the ASS!

Darian Forrester said...

You don't have to

Fairmaiden327 said...
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Darian Forrester said...

Please don't be afraid of me

carolinec said...

whats going on here!?

Darian Forrester said...

What?

Sweet Brown said...

Long haired, aged rockers with comb-overs, diseased dicks, tarnished gold records, forgettable hits and successions of dyed blonde significant others with store bought lips and tits: Ain't no body with taste in music got time fo' that!

CUNextTuesday said...

Betch sounds like a bitter old cunt

ChloeGraceMoretzBetches said...

If it had said actor instead of rocker I would of guessed Nic Cage. I'm so glad they killed him off in Kickass so I didn't have to work with him again. He's sooooo creepy, always wanting me to look at his "comic books" yeah right I know what that means. @Darian my parents made me skip all of high school! At least I got to go to prom in Carrie, betches!!

Darian Forrester said...

What?

TikkaMasala said...

Please don't call me a troll!!! I am an innocent armpit! Just looking for love.... In All the wrong places...
Why won't you love me!!!!!!

Kimberly Joyce said...

No Fairmaiden327, that isn't the rumor. The rumor is that she was BORN A MAN. God, I try to educate you people with my insider knowledge and all you do is twist my words!

Darian Forrester said...

Nick!

Carlos AtĂșn said...

WE R GOING TO WAR WIT CANANADA?????? OH NO I NEED MY FLAG AH DIOS MIO

Carlos AtĂșn said...

THAT KURT COBANE IS SUCH A DOG.

Jessi said...

OH FUCK. The kiddies must have the day off.

Jessi said...
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CUNextTuesday said...

Hey cunts need love to

Purple Flame said...

Mick Jagger and Mackenzie Phillips.

yo said...

Did I just stumble into an insane asylum?

MrsBProfane said...

Than why the FUCK even comment dumbass? No one cares that you are a "lurker". You don't have the balls or time to become one of the regulars!!!!! So sit down!!!

Sweet Brown said...

Chloe, you in danger, girl!

MrsBProfane said...

No Yo! This is your worst fucking nightmare BETCH!!!

Fairmaiden327 said...

Angry much. Irrational reaction. Please lay off the adderall.

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Jacaranda said...
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Jacaranda said...

What the hell has happened to all the wonderful commentators that used to be here. CDAN seems to be overrun with horrible, offensive trolls now. Has anyone else been noticing this lately? Sad!

PotPourri said...
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yo said...

I'm shaking. I'm so scared. It must be computer day at the asylum.

HA! Get your multiple personalities in check troll.

yo said...

@Jacaranda, It's just today. They will run out of steam, although I'm pretty found of the Sweet Brown one.

PotPourri said...

Jamie Leigh Curtis was born with XXY chromosomes. It's rare but it does happen in about 1-500 births. It's Klinefelter, I think.

figgy said...

The Jamie Lee Curtis rumor has been around forever, but it was never that she was born a man. Well, a boy. Why would her parents raise her as a girl if she'd been born a boy? No, the rumor is that she, as @Potpourri says, has some form of hermaphroditism. The rumor also holds that that's why she's unable to give birth herself, and they did adopt their child.

Jenny Ferrall said...

What IS going on here? Does Lindsay have internet access in rehab?

D Brown said...

Jamie Lee Curtis - Complete Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome

Claritysk said...

dear lord whats happened to the comment boards? VIP where are youuuu!

I dont care what Jamie Lee is, i think she is a fabulous actress. end of story. its her private parts-er story i mean. leave it be

Just Lurking Don't Troll Me! said...

What is going on here?

Becca Parker said...

It says that he's almost 4 times her age & Enty calls her a woman.
To be technical, a woman is over 18 & 4x18 is 72 but it almost 4x.
So the rocker has to be over 65.
So we have the Stones, both living Beatles, Rod Stewart & a bunch of others that I've forgotten their names.

Sugar said...

I'm a little frightened today of all these posts.

LeeKay said...

lol...all of us regular folks are befuddled. There are some serious fuckwads posting all of a sudden. Way to take the fun out of a simple pleasure.

it took forever said...

Hey who are all these trolls?

Amartel said...

One of the Stones.

katydid said...

Entyonamobile blind has got to be Jax right? Sorry I know it's annoying some of you and a coupe of them are really offensive but I like Entyonamobile. Is it possible Enty is behind this to drum up extra clicks?

Mango said...

WTF is going on? This is OBNOXIOUS. I'm reporting it to Enty.


skimpymist said...

The girl is Courtney stodden.

Invain said...

It seems redundant to "say" but whatever / whoever these losers are, posting just really stupid stuff....please, go find a hobby...you're not funny, original, witty or even coherent. Spare us and go find a bunch of like minded "people" to fellowship with. What are you, 12? Get a life.

He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper said...

We need an "ignore" function up in this bitch.

Leon Phelps said...

Got a #? Desperate ones do it in da butt

Sherry said...

Gotta be Steven Tyler. He was always ogling the young girls on AI and I believe he may be single (like that even matters). Trying to think of who the girl is. Where has ole Stevie been this week?

Sherry said...

And I just wanted to add that without VIP the guesses have been hard!! Girl was seriously talented.

AnneBolyen said...

I think definitely one of the stones. They are on your at the moment. Just felt the need to comment to re-balance the tone of the posts!!

HannahBanana said...

Damn, whoever this is u need to get a new hobby. U could at least be entertaining...FAIL

RowdyRodimus said...

These posts, I just...What the fuck is going on here today? Is this my karmic payback for my twenty pages of posts on not liking the dude who played Thor?

Jessica said...

I'm gonna go ahead an guess that Blind Gossip's website is down or went down today. Every time it happens there seems to be a flood of trolls here.

NaughtyNurse said...

Bruce Springsteen. Notorious cheater and the single most overrated musician ever.

Threadkilla said...

So Jamie Lynn Curtis is really a dude, right?

Profane Ghostie Burrito Whore said...

kympossible = canopener

I googled a few of kympossible's old posts and checked the profile. The profile # is the exact same number as canopener.

Divingirl said...

Hermaphrodite. The testicles are in the Medical School at University of Indiana. Old news

Robin Sparkles said...

We are NOT affiliated with Kym or Can.

canopener said...

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I BE AFFILIATED? I completed my online certification.

Threadkilla said...

Hello? Anyone there that can really tell me about that gerbil rumor?

canopener said...

What's up? Gerbil in your butt? No, silly, it's Enty!

NaughtyNurse said...

Yes, Jamie Lee Curtis really is a man. Glad I am not the only person who thinks that.