Crazy Days and Nights: Demi Moore's New Boyfriend Is A Pearl Diver

Thursday, May 09, 2013

Demi Moore's New Boyfriend Is A Pearl Diver

Quick, think of an occupation. Pearl diver probably is not something you would think of when thinking of occupations. I could play the game for a few hours and I don't think I would come up with that job title. I guess I thought most pearls were probably farmed out of oysters designed to produce pearls and everything was done by machines. Nope. It turns out that Demi Moore's new guy is a pearl diver. That must have been an interesting conversation. The good news for tabloid fans is that Will Hanigan is not the quiet type when it comes to details of his love life. Demi never says anything about anyone. Will told Star Magazine that the pair are very close. Will also has the craziest yoga mat I have ever seen.

38 comments:

Anonymous said...: Is that a euphemism??; 7:32 AM
mmshukla008 said...: Well, he picked a real gem this time....; 7:36 AM
Tempestuous Grape said...: Hmmm, so interesting.; 7:36 AM
MontanaMarriott said...: Is that what she is calling her drug dealer?!?!; 7:37 AM
skimpymist said...: He's her dealer not a Pearl diver. Until I see proof I won't believe anything she says.; 7:37 AM
Gayeld said...: *SNORT*; 7:37 AM
FSP said...: I'm a Muff Diver myself.; 7:38 AM
Unknown said...: Of course she's dating an Australian pearl diver. I just can't get over this trick...; 7:38 AM
Me said...: at like sea world?; 7:41 AM
megan00m said...: She has same mat. I need to know why...; 7:41 AM
Karen said...: Ugh, did anyone have to read The Pearl in middle school or high school? It's about a pearl diver who finds a huge pearl. And then his life is ruined.; 7:50 AM
Its just U said...: I have a Pearl Diver. I bought it in Ann Summers. Not bad but it eats through the batteries.; 7:54 AM
auntliddy said...: Yes! Its that whole genre of novel where everything is either all good or evil. Hate it. Life is all about the shades of gray- and i dont mean that dumbass book.; 7:57 AM
auntliddy said...: Idk, i really want demi to be clean and happy. Hope this is a start.; 7:59 AM
car54 said...: good for her finding a guy with a nice steady job.; 8:00 AM
a non a miss said...: Yeah Karen, I hated that book!; 8:05 AM
Unknown said...: From Urban Dictionary:

Pearl Diver-
1. Someone who performs oral sex on a female...
2. A lower-income male who dates or is married to a rich woman for her money.; 8:14 AM
Meanie Rhysie said...: Calling on the Count...calling on the Count!! It'll be interesting to hear his pearls of wisdom re: pearl diving. ;); 8:21 AM
Marieeee said...: Not saying that he actually is one, but Pearl Divers get paid a LOT. Very dangerous work, but pays so much.; 8:24 AM
__-__=__ said...: Demi needs to go over to Love Fraud and Read.Every.Word. This will not end well. There is nobody to intervene for her. It's like watching Sharon Stone in Casino.; 8:36 AM
Kelly said...: Hit it girl!; 8:45 AM
Tyger Lilly said...: Too many people have already called this one out! Of course it's a euphemism for her dealer/sex partner!; 8:49 AM
stigs84 said...: @Karen I think that actually sounds kind of interesting haha; 8:57 AM
M said...: Pardon my yoga dorkiness, but sheepskin mats are typically used for kundalini yoga.; 9:02 AM
msgirl said...: I think I read he's in his 20s? Enough Demi!; 9:15 AM
Boxes Little Boxes said...: "We're sorry, Count Jerkula is making pearl necklaces and cannot be reached. To leave a message, press or say #me after the beep."; 9:19 AM
MnGddess said...: Hey - someone's gotta do it.; 10:24 AM
Sherry said...: LOL! Excellent Just you. I had a pink Pearl myself.; 10:32 AM
Count Jerkula said...: Is pearl diving a euphemism for felching? I've never done that. I don't think I'm above it, but never was with a girl who asked or said it turned them on.

Always bugs me out to hear stories about cuckolds that watch their wife do another guy, then eat the dude's goodies out of her after completion. <>

Pearl necklace is cool. Its always nice to show a lady that you've been saving up to give her a nice gift.; 10:51 AM
nicksauntie said...: Christ, does she ever learn anything?? Demi..try dating a MAN around your own age, you pathetic has been.; 10:53 AM
fordellcastle said...: Demi never struck me as the pearl necklace kind of girl. Definitely a swallower.; 11:05 AM
Momster said...: If you just looked at the photo, and didn't read the text or header, the caption could be something about Demi and Gregg Allman hunting polar bears.

(yes, I STILL think of Gregg when I see 'em.); 11:16 AM
AndrewBW said...: I was thinking maybe it was something like a dookie bubble remover.; 12:17 PM
CanadianMiss said...: When I read the title, I thought it was a euphamism...; 12:40 PM
THE FANTASTIC SPAZZOMATIC said...: Strange occupation? Looks the guy from 'Vikings?' I'm in love!; 2:26 PM
feraltart said...: Good she has a bloke who knows how to find small round objects that give women pleasure.

Karen, I read that f*cking book as well. Are you Australian?; 2:41 PM
di butler said...: I had no idea, but evidently, gold digger is spelled p-e-a-r....;); 4:55 AM
Anonymous said...: pearl diver...aka gives her oral after giving her drugs.. PERFECCCTTTT; 12:46 PM

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