Saturday, May 11, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

October 9, 2012

This C list actress who can barely act, but keeps getting jobs because of her A list name recognition and boyfriend has been in this spot several times recently and has been causing drama as recently as this week which is only two days old. Our actress wanted to look cool and smart so decided a museum would be the best course of action. The problem is that no one might recognize her if she went and her campaign to show people how smart she is would backfire and she would be stuck in a museum she had no desire to see. What to do? Hire some bodyguards and a photographer. Voila. Instant notice and then because the crowds were just too much, she can leave the museum she didn't want to go to in the first place after a short amount of time. Mission accomplished.

Jessica Biel

36 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Wow, that's what, the 4th or 5th blind about Biel being nasty. Why would JT marry this trick?

LottaColada said...

Can't stand her

Lila said...

Does Enty like (aka work hard for) the Alba Bitch? Because the hate each other - Alba and Biel. Just wondering what the motivation is for the Jessica Biel hate on Enty's part (beyond the obvious).

Pink Picklegoo said...

Jessica should've stayed, she could use some culture. Life is so unfair; I would love a day gallivanting in Paris.

whocaresnow12 said...

I'm pretty certain she was in a tiny town in Italy preparing for her wedding at that time.

Anna Nonymous said...

She was the popular guess for this when it came out, because there were photos of her at the museum in the daily mail photos, and walking around paris with her girlfriend, this was right before the wedding.

Pink Picklegoo said...

@ whocares she was in Paris at the time "vising" Musée d'Orsay

Christopher Cruz said...

Me, either. Urgh!

starglitter said...

No there were pictures of her at the museum it was the same week she was in Paris for her Elle shoot.

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sleep_deprived said...

I wish she would go away. I don't know how someone so bland can come across as grating as she does

mynerva said...

He's hardly class personified either. Remember the wedding video tribute his friends came up with?

MadLyb said...

She's pretty, but not pretty or interesting looking to stand out in a crowd, so that makes sense.

Steorra said...

I'm no fan of MiserAlba, but I'd take her over Biel any day.

The Real Dragon said...

@lotta I kinda admire her hustle tho.

Faith said...

I knew this was her! So pathetic!

MadLyb said...

I kind of resent when someone is only famous ad getting acting jobs because of who they're dating or are married to. I'm looking at you, Biel and Holmes, though Katy did display some talent in Indies before she married Cruise and got the life sucked out of her.

Molls said...

I've never understood why if a female goes out walking her dogs, to lunch, etc. with another female people assume she's gay. And I've never understood why people think Jessica Biel is gay.

.robert said...

@Molls, it was the wet mouth kissing her girlfriend that made people think she is gay.

libby said...

Ass-cupping too, .robert. Don't forget that!

erika said...

ugh.....watching her act much less just stand there is like watching a pebble of sand on the beach...difficult, pointless and mind numbing...

Harlow17 said...

gawd she's boring

All about Eve said...

She's so boring and bland

B. Profane said...

"Just wondering what the motivation is for the Jessica Biel hate on Enty's part (beyond the obvious)."

I think he's reflecting industry sentiment re. Biel's pretensions of being a serious actor and utter lack of talent for it. You have no idea how much of a laughing-stock she is in the biz. There are lots of pretty-but-mediocre star bimbos in the biz, like Alba, Hewitt, Denise Richards, etc. But they at least learn to hit their marks and turn in credible takes after a while. I wouldn't call them actors, but they perform well at what they're asked to do.

Biel is in her own class of awful. That woman butchers more material in one morning than a Milwaukie meat-cutter does in a week. And the film roles she's aggressively pursued and then botched could have gone to truly talented young women actors. Enty's just reflecting the insider view that Biel is a blight on the trade.

whocaresnow12 said...

No celebrities are photographed by paps in Paris. There's a law against being followed and filmed or photographers, which is why it's extremely rare you see pics of celebs in Paris.

This is total BS.

Stacey Charter said...

here's the pics everyone talked about when this blind came out - sorry can't do the hyperlink thingy
http://celebrity-gossip.net/jessica-biel/jessica-biels-orsay-museum-monday-739906

Beth said...

Have never heard Biel had a GF she gave wet kisses and ass grabs to...who, what, where?!

Drunk Reese Witherspoon said...

It must be hard when nobody cares about you. Unlike me.

starglitter said...

Here are the pictures there are a bunch more of her on various days including some taken while she was doing her photoshoot.
http://m.celebrity-gossip.net/?redirurl=/jessica-biel/jessica-biels-orsay-museum-monday-739906

starglitter said...

The only law paris has against photogs is that they can't take pictures of children or in private settings but in publics they are allowed to take pictures.

Krissie said...

She is so desperate to be a huge star but nobody cares enough about her for that to ever happen. I read that she has spent something like $20 thousand of Justin's money on clothes since they got married, because her latest venture is to be a major fashion icon... As if.

bunny honey said...

She and her husband are young, dumb and full of themselves. Maybe one day they will grow the beep up.

Jules_345 said...

This reveal makes me happy because I feel like I am justified in thinking she's a moron. And although I think JT is talented, he is almost as annoying. Maybe he likes her because he always looks good in comparison.

B626 said...

Is this a dead princess diana law?

Lucas said...

Careful with the ass talk - you don't want to get moderated.

Unknown said...

Several year ago there were pics of Biel. Open mouth kissing, cupping breasts, and fondling rearends of various girlfriends, she only got descret when she started getting bigger roles
I think they are both bi, he can't act at all but this this marriage may be his role of a lifetime til his granny dies.