Sunday, May 05, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

September 20, 2012

#2 - This former A+ list actor who is now a B+ will only take a shower on the set of a movie if someone stands outside the shower door and also the door of his trailer. He is too scared of someone getting video of him.

Jude Law

29 comments:

Anna Nonymous said...

Wow, it must be REALLY REALLY REALLY tiny. Poor guy. Isn't there a surgery he can get if it's truly baby sized?

SaintsFan said...

This is hard to believe. Someone outside your shower door can't film you? In Hollywood, everyone seems to throw each other under the bus faster than anything so why wouldn't this person film and wait for Jude to piss him off to release it? I'd rather lock my trailer and shower alone if I were him. Hell, Reese's husband just threw her under the bus during that whole arrest so why wouldn't someone who works for Jude do the same?

Debra Keller said...

This is strange because a few years ago, there was a photo of him on his mum's balcony changing into his swimsuit. He was there in all his glory (and it wasn't anything to be ashamed of). Why is he worried now?

FrenchGirl said...

charming but difficulty credible blind

Debra Keller said...

This is strange because a few years ago, there was a photo of him on his mum's balcony changing into his swimsuit. He was there in all his glory (and it wasn't anything to be ashamed of). Why is he worried now?

Angela said...

Jude Law performed in the nude in 1994, when he was still basically unknown, for theater, in a Cocteau play.

But since then, there were a paparazzi photo while he was changing trunks, lots of tabloid attention for being a swinger with Sadie Frost, the affair with Sienna Miller, etc. So he might be paranoid about any picture being published now.

timebob said...

He doesn't seem lik a lot of fun to hang out with

FrenchGirl said...

if i was him,i wouls stop to change my underunder outside because
http://bogossblog.skyrock.com/252892242-Jude-Law-nu.html

Michel said...

This may be a hair thing. Hasn't he had plugs or something?

Jenn said...

I wouldn't want anyone taking pictures of me while I showered either. But hasn't he heard of these nifty things they put on doors now? I'm pretty sure they're called locks. Weirdo.

Karen said...

He has SPS-Small Penis Syndrome. Case solved.

whocaresnow12 said...

Considering that no set is safe from cell phone video, I don't blame him.

The BLS said...

Maybe he's been color treating his hair and the carpet doesn't match the drapes?

Ari said...

Good for him, I'd be scared too

Scallywag said...

I don't think it's about nudity as much as he's just paranoid all around. Been caught too many times with his hand in the wrong cookie jar.

bar fly said...

Mind reader! Bahahahahaha

Andy said...

He did full frontal in Talented Mr Ripley, so he's got nothing to really be ashamed of in that department. If the blind's true, could very well be yet another case of his follicular insecurity.

Sherry R. said...

I agree with what Michel posted.

YoMismo-RememberKermitGosnell said...

Remember that, when you have a shower, wangs get to russell brand size.
Besides, I wouldn't like to be taped naked even if I had Rocco Siffredi's dong.

Diana G said...

Not interested in seeing him naked...

Steampunk Jazz said...

maybe he has a psycho thing goin on.SCREE..SCREEE..SCREE!

Martita L said...

I am on Team Hair! The guy is famous for being incredibly paranoid about his hairline; not so much for his anatomy.

Tyger Lilly said...

He's hottt... I volunteer to kneel in the shower and block his junk with my tonsils if he's that worried.

katydid said...

Jude Law is fetch.

michelelala said...

Maybe he's also a member of the hair down there club for men.

mngddess said...

Kind of don't blame him...

Get a Life said...

Not buying this for a second. Saw him full frontal in the play Indiscretions with Kathleen Turner years ago.

Alicia said...

Just another never nude.

Alicia said...

Just another never nude.