Monday, May 06, 2013

How Many Days Until There Is A Lindsay Lohan Story?

Lindsay Lohan has now been in rehab for 3 or 4 days, depending on how you count, and if we want to count the parking lot of the first place. The only stories I have seen so far are stories about Lindsay are the ones where she wants out of rehab already. Of course she wants out of rehab. I would want to leave too. That is not a story. A story will be something where she is escaping or she gets in a fight or she steals all the furniture from the tv room. Something good. There is no way there will be 90 days of silence from her. So, what is your guess? I think something this week from her for sure.

44 comments:

FSP said...

Free LiLo!

FrenchGirl said...

boycott Lindsay Lohan's "news"!

MISCH said...

There already is one on Radar...the BITCH wants out.

erika said...

dear god pls help lindsay!
amen

Bruised Leg said...

Im waiting for the live video feed to get set up for me and brookie. Then you will get your story dear enty and all the news media will pay you $$$$ for breaking it and you can use the $$ to find a new starlet to molest and exploit.

Christopher Cruz said...

Dumbass!

Patty said...

+1, to infinity!

J Sara said...

Yes!!! Unless she dies - I'd like to be in the dark. I also don't wish death - I'm just saying, that's the only time appropriate to report on her :)

Karen said...

Oh great. A post about how there is no news yet about Lindsay. Seriously? Do the Enties have a contract with Dina that they must use LiLo's name a certain number of times a week?

Mamma Jamma said...

You're late.

texas rose said...

I'm sure this time will be the charm for Lindsay.

CantHaveMyPurse said...

What? Lilo is in rehab? I had no idea. Why didn't someone report this?

DewieTheBear said...

Holy crap, I thought that was a picture of Suzanne Somers.

Basil said...

I still want to know how she keeps avoiding jail time.

Terri said...

Does Betty Ford allow smoking and Adderall?

Cory said...

Funny thing, Lindsay did an interview with Piers Morgan before she went in to say she didn't need rehab and hardly ever even drinks. Then Dina was interviewed yesterday and said Lindsay was going to rehab even if it hadn't been court ordered because she knows she has an addiction problem and wants to get clean. The Lohan lie machine is in full swing. Dina will be all over the place for the next few weeks.

__-__=__ said...

Yes, Dina In the news and Ali in Dubai. Lohan news rolls on. Michael should be bringing out his new spawn any day now.

Joanna said...

According to Radar Online, she is begging to get out of Betty Ford. She is trying to get approval to transfer to a facility in Antigua or Hawaii. She's a clueless twit, but people keep accommodating her tantrums, so why would she change?

penelope jane said...

Ali is in Dubai? This is seriously F'ed up. I hope that Dina gets it good in the sense of "you reap what you sow".

Tyger Lilly said...

Pssst.... Entry - I don't mean to embarrass you or anything, but you accidentally posted a pic of that dead bloated manatee that washed up on the beach in Malibu this weekend with your Lindsay story. You might want to correct that before anyone else notices.

fancyscreenname said...

Holy bl

fancyscreenname said...

M'kay, so lets try this again. ((Clears throat))

Holy bloat.....

Lol

scratchy kitty said...

Enty, you sure thats not an old pic of Courtney Love?

Anna Nonymous said...

She'll freak out, throw things, throw some daddy dearest temper tantrums, say that something's wrong with her accomodations, that shes a big star so should have her own dressing room, hot tub, whatever it is. then demand special treatment for everything, including being able to drink and do drugs.

bar fly said...

My thoughts exactly! This is a NON story. Give her a chance to mess up before you report that she did.
*rolls eyes*

whocaresnow12 said...

Well, seeing that there are stories about her wanting to leave rehab you no longer have to wait.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I thought Betty Ford hardly ever took in repeat patients. Is it correct they never take a person in a third time? All Lindsay has been saying all April was "I don't need rehab...blah blah fucking blah." I hope she attempts to bust out like Nicholson in Cookoo's nest and they electro shock her ass.

Renoblondee said...

@Dewie Don't insult poor Suzanne!

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Totally thought that was Courtney Love...

Leah said...

I predict something will happen on Wed.

Sandy said...

I think she'll beat up someone in rehab and get kicked out. Maybe her lawyer will be able to talk her into another rehab (like that fake one in Malibu), but Lohan might just pull a RDJ and finally get thrown in jail.
Which is where she should have been all along.

hothotheat said...

She needs to be in jail. That's the only place she won't get away with sh*t. We'll here about her attacking someone within the first month.

lostathome said...

If she's still in there in a month we should all take bathroom duckface pics and send them in so they can get a random photos page.

hothotheat said...

^hear

timebob said...

all she wants is an extended vacation. I wanna go to rehab in Antigua too. Or maybe she figures it will be easier to sneak out you know the paps are just drooling to catch her outside of Betty Ford just once.

Mango said...

That's one of my favorite Lilo photos-- LOVE the double chin! She needs to pull a Beyonce and scour the interwebs of all unattractive photos of herself. That would be most of them.

AndyCane said...

Exactly what I was thinking. A story about how there is no story. Okey dokey

Cocokitty said...

+1

Me said...

what, no pool on when she leaves? i'm claiming 5/10/13 at 10:15 a.m. she missed all the cinco de mayo celebrations, so she must be frothing at the mouth.

leemonada76 said...

Rebel Wilson looks good in this pic.

Sherry said...

LOL Ice!

Did anyone read the transcript from the Piers Morgan show? What a lovely piece of fiction.

kelgela2 said...

@Me I posted on the story where she went into the rehab facility. I give her 3 weeks...although with her complaining so much, I think she will get out earlier.

cricket said...

Damn I thought that was Sally Struthers there

Jenn said...

Is Enty on a time frame? Who is the person that keeps posting about him being late, WTF am I missing here?