Friday, May 10, 2013

Miley Cyrus CAN Predict The Future - Tops Maxim Hot 100 List

Last week, Miley Cyrus said that she was going to be number one on the annual Maxim Hot 100 list. There is no way on this earth that I think Miley deserves that honor and I was hoping that Maxim would find a way to yank her from the top spot. I could not decide if it would have been more humiliating for her to be named #2 or #97. I'm sure the editors were upset because they probably had a big announcement planned and Miley ruined it. She probably waited until the issue went to press so they could not change their minds.

85 comments:

Robin Sparkles said...

I'm glad they decided to add boys to the list this year! Gender equality for all!

Lucas said...

Or, like all of these things, she knew in advance. Also: 8.6/10, would bang.

LottaColada said...

Miley?!?!?!

Hahahahaha, that's a good one.

Darian Forrester said...

So how much they paying you to watch me?

♥ Billy's Bride ♥ said...

My Billy told me that I should be on the cover of Maxim! LOL! He's so silly! Heehee, Silly Billy! Lmao!

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SeƱior Seamhead said...

Since when is topping Maxim's 100 list an 'honor'?

Darian Forrester said...

Why are you doing that?

Drrty Skype Slut said...

Miley's ass. Which makes think of ass to ass.

Renoblondee said...

Geeze, what did Miley ever do to you Ent?

libby said...

I guess an always-open mouth IS sexy. Like a living love doll. GAG.

Drrty Skype Slut said...

+69

libby said...

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Darian Forrester said...

I'm schooling jumpers; I'm going to be the youngest in my class to go to nationals

Sweet Brown said...

Hannah Montana lost her bloomers and makes the cover of Maxim? Good Lord knows ain't nobody got time fo' that!

rejectedcarebear said...

I think that's a good picture of her. She has a nice bum. The hair has grown on me.

Brooke said...

+1 betch.

Sweet Brown said...

Spam sounds good right about now. Spam and eggs, mebbe some grits and some coffee. BAM!

Brooke said...

:)

Count Jerkula said...

Come on Miley, you already got pap flap shots from up a lil dress. You think people give a crap about 1/2 a butt cheek? Everybody knows you will be going full skank some day, so show us your snatch & turd cutter now, while they are still young and worth seeing.

Darian Forrester said...

Yeah, well, if only my ride would show, maybe I could get to practice

Drrty Skype Slut said...

+69 CJ

FSP said...

She's #1!

libby said...

It's half adorable/half annoying that Miley seems to think she's the first young woman ever to start feeling sexy at her age.

Tenured Reader said...

Seriously, give us some real gossip-you know about the people you interact with/hear about on a daily basis?

Count-are you the poster formerly named DisgruntledMan69? If so, your writing has vastly improved.

ChloeGraceMoretzBetches said...

+1

Kimberly Joyce said...

Am I the only one who thinks Miley Cyrus looks like a chipmunk???

Dipsomaniac said...

What is going on with this thread?

Kimberly Joyce said...

Libby, stop being a bitch.

Not I Said The Fly said...

Hi gorgeous people!

ChloeGraceMoretzBetches said...

I was sexier than Miley as HitGirl and I was only 12!

Sav was telling me about this commenter on this site called Wendy Davis. She apparently has some cutting edge views when it comes to haircuts and knees. I would be curious what she thought about Miley's short hair being named sexiest? I think it's a travesty, I would only cut all my hair of for a role (like Mia Farrow, LOVE her!)

Audrey said...

I'm in the minority because I like how she's been dressing lately, but that photo is so stupid! They could have taken a better photo.

Kimberly Joyce said...

I'm sorry I called you a bitch, Libby.

libby said...

How could I possibly stop being a bitch? Certain conditions ARE genetic.
BITCH 'n' PROUD, betches.

Not I Said The Fly said...

I just don't understand why you guys are so mean to Miley. I'd bang her. In fact I'd also bang everyone else in this thread and that includes Libby's sexy armpit.

And speaking of sexy, I just wanna say hi to @Count Jerkula and thank you for the AMAZING pearl necklace you gave me last night. Oh, hunny u know how to please me! <3

TwistyKoi said...

I would go full ON lesbian on this little bitch! She is hot but needs a good punishing.

curlyhairslacker said...

What a joke. How did she beat Stacy Kiebler?

Drrty Skype Slut said...

You'd fuck an arm pit? Gah-ross!!

I like ass to ass.

eris hilton said...

I like that Manti Te'o's imaginary girlfriend made the list. And well she should! she's rocking that bikini in the picture.

Bacon Ranch said...

Yeah well listen, I don't care how many comic books you've read. You are wrong about this. All Batman would need to do is destroy Ironman's power source. Badda bing badda boom. He's toast. He's a bloated rich guy who relies entirely on that suit. Batman has the resources as well along with the training and the martial arts expertise. Don't even try to tell me Tony could take on Bruce hand to hand. It would not and could not happen.
In essence, if given the prep time and knowledge of his opponent, Batman could take out Ironman. Both are human after all. I just think Batman has more street smarts than Ironman and doesn't rely as heavily on technology (though it does tend to serve his purpose more often than not)

Bacon Ranch said...

You know, I think I posted on the wrong..
Oh screw it. Batman v Ironman is more interesting than this twit.

Who wins? I say the Bat.

Tempestuous Grape said...

Wow, this place has really gone downhill. Makes sense.

Anyway.

I'm going to need this 90's thing to stop now. I don't think I can go through another decade of that style. It was fucking awful in so many ways.

Brittany said...

So what Maxim is saying is that every straight man really wants a twink in their lives?

TikkaMasala said...

Libby would your mom like that you are pretty much calling her a bitch or is she to busy having her armpits licked by a gang of Indian men?

Robin Sparkles said...

Lets get outta here and go to the mall Grape.

All about Eve said...

Maxim's list has really become irrelevant now for sure. Miley is cute but not hot.

DewieTheBear said...

Don't know a single man who finds her sexy. I've heard them say she can look sexy for a mouse, but that's about it.

She must have one hell of a PR team to have grabbed that title.

libby said...

Hey TG! Great to see you again!

Ignore the idiot today. Don't stay away!

DewieTheBear said...

Jesus, just read through. What *is* going on in this thread?

yoadrian46 said...

Miley needs to join me for a workout!

Rodney Dice Gottfried said...

Do you know why women have such small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink while they are doing the dishes.

I’d like to apologize to any feet who may have taken offense to my last joke.

Drrty Skype Slut said...

+1111111 Tikka

Jessie said...

Ergh, no one is buying that this is legitimate.

Also, this thread is bonkers.

Tempestuous Grape said...

Robin...ok, let's!

Tempestuous Grape said...

Hi Libby, thanks! :) Wow, there's some serious trollin' going on here.

Purple Flame said...

Is she related to Brigitte Nielsen? I love short hair on a woman. Have U seen Sheena Easton? She makes me want 2 Gett Off.

Nothanksdarlin said...

Carebear, I like the new look. I'm older so I missed the whole H Montanna appeal but I think she's adorable. #1? Not so much but I bet she's a great lay

libby said...

Yeah, TG. It's already started replying to itself. Just some nutcase that has a bone w/ Enty or the regulars.

Nellie said...

Those high waited jeans are killing me. So fug.

Nellie said...

I have a total soft spot for Miley and I really love her hair too.

Brooke said...

Even if she didn't cut off all her hair and wear the ugliest clothing possible, I still can't imagine how she would ever be anywhere close to #1. Her publicist must really have some pull with that magazine!

Sweet Brown said...

Hannah Montana is cute now that she's done had that operation and got rid of all them gums. Girl was all gums. Oh and she got herself a titty job. She looks good. Looking goooood, Hannah!

Gayeld said...

Green Eggs and Spam.

Sweet Brown said...

Damn with the spam again. Making me hungry!

Gayeld said...

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Gayeld said...

I have to agree with this. Bruce Wayne has put in years of training and devotion to his cause. Iron is a dilettante with a fancy suit and worthless without it.

Gayeld said...

It hasn't even been long enough for the 90s to be retro.

Purple Flame said...

@Gayeld 2Nite I'm gonna party like it's 1999

NomNom83 said...

From now on, I demand that all "Hot"/"Sexy"/"Beautiful" lists provide the full management team list for each person (agent, manager, PR flack, etc.). That way, we can tell who the most powerful people in Hollywood truly are.

I don't know who represents Miley, but those people should be popping champagne for pulling off such a coup. Same for whoever got Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens in the top 10. The Top 10, people!

RowdyRodimus said...

@Bacon Batman can take down any character since his power is being a badass normal who is super prepared. He probably has a jammer built into his belt or cowl that could shut down Stark's reactor and put him into a coma. At least he'd have one (multipurpose of course) if I was writing him.

HD YEAHH said...

Always got time for breakfast. Mmm grits n butter n cheez

HD YEAHH said...

+#69

parissucksliterally said...

Did you guys see the rest of the top 10? Elisha Cuthbert? ASHLEY TISDALE? Vanessa Hudgens? Selena Gomez?

It's like a Disney Nightmare.

kelgela2 said...

The fuck is wrong with Maxim?!?!?!?!? That buck tooth beaver shouldn't even be in the top 100.

Tenisha said...

Miley is gross and so is Maxim.

Leon Phelps said...

Hey there sweet thing can I get some more pancakes?

AndyCane said...

OMFG! It's Robin Sparkles!!!

AndyCane said...

I'm so confused

froggygurl said...

Pitt pitt pit

nudibelle said...

There must be a bet somewhere
Or a board told them thes trolls to come here and infest us

If Miley let that out the bag early or before they officially made up their minds, and back them in a corner ITS EXTREMELY UNPROFESSIONAL. and they wont forget it

wide up miley, you were doin so good
dont burn bridges

Thomas Fisher said...

Manti Te'o fake girlfriend finishing at 69 was a god joke. M. C. and Selena Gomez finishing 1st and 2nd also a joke, but not a good one...

Threadkilla said...

Hey, it's just Miley being Miley! It's a party in the USA, y'all!

Robin Sparkles said...

And the Jay Z song was oooonnn

The Real Dragon said...

Miley looks good tho,

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Maybe Dan Schneider is a guest judge at Maxim this time.