Monday, May 06, 2013

Paris Hilton Wants To Procreate Again

At some point, usually towards the end of a relationship, Paris Hilton starts talking about marriage and wanting a family. The next thing you know, whatever guy she is with runs for their lives. I think it has more to do with the thought of what is needed to have a baby with Paris, namely unprotected sex, than staying with her. If a guy manages to make it through the first couple of months with Paris, he can obviously handle her and her needs, and her need for coke and backdoor sex. Oh, can you imagine something with Farrah Abraham and Paris Hilton. Who is trashier? Is it Farrah because she has kids? Anyway, so, this guy Paris has been seeing for awhile is probably going to be running soon.

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Jason said...

That poor baby would contract every STD known to man on its way out.

FSP said...

Farrah and Paris -)to(-

msgirl said...

Ugh we're really hitting the bottom of the barrel today - Paris, Lindsay, Bieber, Amanda etc boring!

Gayeld said...

@Jason. Do you honestly think Paris would push it out? C-section all the way.

Basil said...

@Gayeld, I even doubt a C-section. Surrogate all the way!

Terri said...

Her boytoy is only 23 or so. He's too immature to be a father her children. YOu know she's not taking care of them.

The Dude said...

Who's Paris Hilton??? That era is long passed thank goodness!

nudibelle said...

saw her in the new lil wayne, nicki video last night.. cant believe people are still hiring her for things

texas rose said...

Does she know that you cannot get pregnant through the 'back door'?

Count Jerkula said...

Is Enty outting her as a butt slut? That's hot.

Some tool will knock her up, just to get a support check. She just needs to find the right sleaze bag.

__-__=__ said...

She needs a backup dancer!

Bruised Leg said...

I guess that means you have been intimate with Paire. Do you you think the baby would be a lesbian?

Gayeld said...

@Basil. True Facts. Maybe she can borrow Mrs. Carter's strap-on.

Belly, that is.

Mamma Jamma said...

You're late.

S.joy said...

Agreed! We need fresh gossip... something surprising and unexpected lol

FSP said...

Where's VIP?

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Char said...

@Terri, he's only 21!

Marieeee said...

He posted on twitter that he's having Internet problems but there are more coming.

saycheese said...

awwww, interweb's broken, guess I have to go out into the world today

Ari said...

she's disgusting

Anna Nonymous said...

She's just jealous because of all the attention Kim is getting.

parissucksliterally said...

This quote was out of her mouth every two weeks when she was 22. How "in love" she was, and her man was "perfect".

Now she is 32, paying boys to be with her, and no kids. There is a G-d.

Sarah said...

Gayeld, you are a poet. Lol

Sarah said...

+1!! It's not 2005.

Gayeld said...

So, do we break out the polish and start doing each others nails at this point?


What's your favorite nail polish color?

car54 said...

Maybe when Farrah runs out of porn money she could be Paris's surrogate.

Gayeld said...

Sparkly green. Good for a myriad of occasions. ;-)

Theresa said...

hahaha her boyfriend is only 21. She was just showing him off on Letterman (who was so rude to her it was great!). Sure this will work.

Renoblondee said...

Pink, preferably hot.

Nope said...

Maybe some of the commenters on here who are so obsessed with ass to ass should give it a try. You're obviously thinking about it all the time so I say give it a go. Maybe a little "exploration" is in order.

Gayeld said...

@renoblondee. That's a very popular color around my house. *g* Have you tried the crackle polish? I bought some for the 12-year old, but we haven't tried it yet.

Gayeld said...

@Nope. Is that an offer? 'Cause the Count is probably bored waiting for Amanda to give him a jingle.

There's no Joan here said...

Let's hope someone else is in charge of the potty training and bathroom etiquette. We know that bitch is incapable of that.

S.joy said...

@Gayeld mint green! I also love neon yellow

There's no Joan here said...

@gayeld the sea blue colour. I haven't thought of nail polish in awhile! Snow is nearly gone, so I suppose I should get on that.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Nope - who says we haven't?

Nope said...

Nah, I'm spoken for but I definitely don't think it's a big deal and find the obsession with it to be weird.

Gayeld said...

@S. Joy. I worked at Toys R Us for a while in college and I had so much fun doing every nail in a different color for Easter.

Mint green with pink stripes! Bright blue with yellow spots!

I don't know why I don't sit down with the girls (or the boys for that matter) and polish nails more often.

ethorne said...

Nope, not without Martha's ho-made lube

katydid said...

@Nope I think you are confusing back door sex with ass 2 ass. They are not the same. Ass 2 ass is so degrading it is reserved for the likes of LL (maybe Farrah what's her name in a few years). It is her ability to sink to the lowest level possible that is fascinating not the ass 2 ass itself.
The jokes are just a funny bi- product, you can laugh at them it's okay.

Nope said...

See, now that would be a story I would want to read, as opposed to random comments of -)2(- or whatever.

Nope said...

Nope I'm not confused. Nor do I think it's degrading necessarily. I don't judge what people do if everyone is a consenting adult. Too subjective. And I'm not laughing because there's nothing funny about naming a sex act over and over. It's being used in a misogynistic way on these posts. Maybe we should worry less about whether she's demeaning herself and more about how we demean women and sexuality.

Ruby Soho said...

@Gayeld
I like French manicures, in all colors for my nails.
Polka dots, flowers, gems....anything I can think of.
I stopped biting my nails about a year ago, so it helps to keep them looking cute.
My toes are almost always red, or deep coral.

mngddess said...

Paris wants attention. Congrats, Enty - you gave it to her.

LottaColada said...

Did someone say nails?? I like every color. Not picky. They are pink right now. :)

Patty said...

Enty, where did you go?? This has been the top post for hours now.

Gayeld said...

@Ruby. My cubbie-mate gave herself the French manicure look by cutting a piece of paper with the curve she wanted and then placing it at the end of her nails. You totally can't tell she did them herself.

Gayeld said...

LOL! I like every color, but I love the "non-traditional" colors that are every where now. No more Red to pink to coral. Give me green, blue, yellow, purple...

Oooh, glow in the dark. Love me some glow in the dark, even if you do have to put 25 coats on. *g* I really need to buy some of the Mood polish. Strictly for the 12-year old, of course.

ethorne said...

So who has a personal ass2ass story for Nope?

discoflux said...

Nope - Perhaps we should ponder more about how we allow ourselves to be demeaned. We place ourselves in the victim role for abstract "crimes" against women, such as misogyny. That word gets pulled out of the hat far too often and without real relevance to the topic at hand. People making A2A jokes regarding LL isn't misogyny. The jokes about LL are a result of her behavior and lifestyle. I can promise you that none of the people making these jokes are even remotely misogynistic. Real misogyny occurs every day in the workplace when women are continually paid less than men for an equal day's work. When fashion designers insist that women be so thin they look like prepubescent boys and deny the beauty of curves in women. When a girl in India is being pulled off a bus and raped with tire irons to the point of death simply because she wanted to learn. THAT is misogyny. Misogyny has nothing to do with sexuality and everything to do with merely being a woman.

Ass 2 Ass is a joke referencing the lengths that Lindsay Lohan would likely go to to have her drugs. That is not misogyny.

Betch.

Gayeld said...

@Patty. As long as he's not lending Paris a hand, I can be patient.

parissucksliterally said...

I always have a shade of purple on my toes....I have a lilac purple, a metallic purple and a bluish purple.

In case you could not figure it out, my favorite color is purple.

On Topic- fuck Paris, she is so damn desperate...

SaintsFan said...

Unrelated, but what happened to Enty today? I am sick and tired of seeing Herpes Hilton everytime I come to this page.

Mooshki said...

Nope, I commend you, but the struggle is hopeless. These are the same people who applaud Count Jerkula for saying horribly degrading things about female celebs every day.

skimpymist said...

Did entry run out of celebrity gossip today. I thought it was going to be chock full of Cinco de Mayo drunken gossip.

Marieeee said...

Yes, wouldn't that be a great thing for them to do? It's really annoying to see it on here every day...and quite juvenile.

Count Jerkula said...

@ethorne: I got nuthin as far as ass to ass goes. The one lesbo show at a bachelor party I saw, they had their legs spread, touching feet and someone tipped to get to slide the double dong back and forth.

@Nope: Sure, if 2 consenting adults are doing it for fun, there is nothing degrading about it. But it derives from a junkie Jennifer Connelly doing it at a bachelor party to support her habit. That is where the degradation comes from. Even then it isn't nearly as degrading as rimming or ass to mouth for money.

I'd also like to point out that the ass to ass is just the position of the whores. It aint that the double dong is in the whores' mud flumes. That would probably be real pricey.

Amber said...

Do you think Paris knows it's not okay to lock your baby in a closet and leave it there to die?

Count Jerkula said...

@Mooshki: Quit tryin to sweet talk me. I'm holding out for Bynes or Gomez.

ethorne said...

OK so seeing www.therealemmawatson.com on every post for a day isn't annoying? And juvenile & kinda crazy & not even slightly funny.

Laura said...

@Count Thank you for clearing up the actual definition of Ass 2Ass. The more you know.

Amber said...

@ethorne - it's not crazy when she's just doing her job! GET THAT MONEY, GIRL.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Rescue beauty league bikini bottom. It's the only bikini bottom I'll ever be wearing. ;)

Gayeld said...

@Amber. No. But I'm sure Denise Richards will find a way to work it into her schedule.

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PuggleWug said...

A2A

4 Eva

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

@ethorne - I finally broke down and went to that website and read three examples of Emma's supposed "hypocrisy" - all three were things that you could easily explain in other ways that would not paint her as a hypocrite. I came to the conclusion that someone just has a bone to pick and will twist anything to suit their mission. I was done.

PuggleWug said...

I do!

PuggleWug said...

Mooshki, you said you only deleted a few comments of others in the past. How did you do it? I can only delete my own comments.

Sherry said...

Prada..Like I said, someone had a crush on Harry and got all upset when Hermione kissed him or some such therefore she's a betch.
However, it was apparently a phase because as of Dec. 2012 she finally petered out and couldn't find the time to hate on her anymore. If the blog poster could let it go, so should others.

Lucas said...

@Nope - ass-to-ass is only misogynistic if one makes the assumption it is only between women. I don't recall anyone here saying that. I'm sure there are male famewhores who'd do a litlle a2a to get ahead. And the way it has been used here it is merely representative of someone hitting rock bottom and degrading themselves to get a fix (i.e. Requiem for a Dream, or RDJ as Julian in Less Than Zero, or that dude from Menace II Society offering to suck dick for a cheeseburger). And the fix doesn't have to be drugs, either. For someone of our beloved gossip targets fame is every bit as addictive as opiates and they'll do anything for it.

No one is saying the actual sexual act is a problem. It has been adopted as a cultural shorthand because we are too lazy to type out the kind of thoughtful analysis you were hoping for.

But what do I know, I'm just some dude on a gossip site.

Lucas said...

+37

Amber said...

Technically being a "whore" isn't even degrading. Whoring is the world's oldest profession. Just because it's not legal here in our Puritanical Utopia where we're taught to be ashamed of naked bodies, doesn't mean ladies aren't fucking to pay taxes elsewhere while earning benefits. Shit, there are probably some ladies of the night that have more in their 401(k) than I do.

Lucas said...

@Mooski - says the lady who helps some anonymous advertising company make a profit off the mental breakdown of Amanda Bynes and which regularly makes degrading comments about women (slut shame much, Entward?). Slow clap for you and be careful - it's a long way down off that horse.

Sherry R. said...

I like how on Wendy last week she turned completely to the left so you couldn't see her screwed up eye.

penelope jane said...

Just chiming in to say this thread has turned into something quite amazing.

miss x said...

Sparkly red for my toes & light pink for my fingers.

Amber said...

Know what I just thought of? Sex is just genital massage therapy. Getting a hooker should be covered by insurance.

Lucas said...

@Amber - you are a fucking warlord. But you know it would only be covered for men. Sort of like the way we cover ED drugs on insurance but no way can we cover contraceptives.

Anna Nonymous said...

what in the world is going on today? Where is he? Important meeting? Court? Hmmmmm....

Lucas said...

Maybe that could be LiLo's second act. The Lohan School of Therapeutic Genital Massage.

hairydawg said...

hahahahaha...we need our fix enty. ppl are debating the merits of ass to ass. PLEASE post something, anything.

Amber said...

@Lucas - when I become President, FREE LUBE FOR EVERYONE!

curlyhairslacker said...

THIS! ^^^^^^

Count Jerkula said...

@Amber: That is an awesome idea! Insurance cover the cost for the pop, then I'd have to pay out of pocket for the upsells (trip to Greece, bbbjtcnqns, etc.)

@Lucas: for women, insurance should just cover the cost of a Hitachi, and they could go out of pocket for the different attachements (g-spot, anal twig, etc.)

MadLyb said...

I'm pretty touchy about misogyny, but what I see here in the comments is all in good fun, for the most part.

Well, except for Count Jerkula, who is so over-the-top inappropriate that I laugh my ass off. You know, kind of like a Quentin Tarantino movie, where holding some things to standards of political correctness is pointless.

I did cringe whenever I saw the A2A reference because that scene disturbed me for years, so seeing it here in a certain context has helped take the edge off, which might not be a good thing.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Lucas - I finally figured out who you've been reminding me of. You remind me of the actor Joshua Malina. Every time I read one of your comments I can almost here Joshua's voice in my head - articulating in that rapid-fire Aaron Sorkin-esque style of course.

Anna Nonymous said...

you rock Lucas, +1 to your comments

MadLyb said...

I think Paris Hilton broke CDAN. :(

SKOR said...

87 comments on a Paris Hilton story? She will be thrilled, until she (if she ever?) realizes Enty isn't posting today due to tech problems

mikey said...

I think we're getting a little antsy because we haven't had enough CDaN fix today.

Funny we should be chatting about nail polish - I had a portion of my big toenail removed today and it's knocked me on my ass.

hairydawg said...

lol @ anal twig

Amber said...

@mikey - owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Was it ingrown? My bro had to have surgery for that. It wasn't cute.

Lucas said...

@JBE - that's a pretty good compliment, thanks. Unless he is a horrible person IRL; in which case fuck you (I keed). But I loved him on West Wing.

LottaColada said...

@JBE- LOVE your avi :)

siouxsieQ said...

Geez, ....left to your own devices, CDANers just spiral into a pile of muck, A2A, and Hitachi wands..... No wonder i love this blog so much!

Hi! Long timer lurker/stalker, fist time poster

Anothergrayhare said...

sorry, what did I miss? I had to stop reading and do a quick mani-pedi. With this nice weather we're having in TO, all the talk of nail polish colours made me feel guilty.

Gayeld said...

@Lucas. Have you looked at her blog page? This comment made me pop over and check it out.

Yeah, those snarky comments about Aubrey O'Day's breast implants (accompanied by an extremely "flattering" photo) or the one of Taylor Momsen make me swell with feminist pride.

jax said...

can we get some posts shaming the male sluts in Hollywood for the same shit you keep rehashing about the women?

at least TRY to make it equal.

golf claps to all the woman doing their part on this thread to keep the inequality among the genders alive. we've come a long way baby...snort.

hairydawg said...

http://www.xvideos.com/video4510585/ferrah_abraham Now this is an anal twig

Gayeld said...

@mikey. Eeeek! Sorry. We could switch to names for Paris' potential offspring.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Joshua M. was incredible as Jeremy on Sports Night. He had awesome chemistry with Sabrina Lloyd. What the hell ever happened to her? She was FINE!

@Lotta - I thought you'd like that AVI. Gretchen Wieners was my favorite Mean Girl.

mikey said...

Amber, yes, forever. It finally got to the point that I couldn't tap that made me decide to go ahead and get it done. I've been told I will be good to go in a month.

LottaColada said...

@JBE- it's so fetch ;)

auntliddy said...

Prob section because of stds.

mikey said...

Gayeld - I'm thinking baby Paris would be named after a place - Dubai?

Amber said...

If Paris gets a C-section, will the doctors have to wear HAZMAT suits?

PuggleWug said...

Jax, you still have the password, right? How about you post some slutty men for us.

Henriette said...

If we are lucky, all her STDs made her sterile.

auntliddy said...

Back to pais- remember she couldnt keep track of her dogs? Or pay the rent on her storage unit?? How on earth wld she ever be able to take care of a baby?

Mooshki said...

Karrots, I've stuck around because there were still a few intelligent, witty commenters, but they've all either been driven away, or they're drowned out by all the childish bullshit. I think you're right, it's time for me to move on. Such a sad waste.

Gayeld said...

@Anothergrayhare. What colors?

MadLyb said...

Isn't "Manwhore" an oxymoron, though?

Count Jerkula said...

@MadLyb: I'm glad I've given you some lulz.

@Jax: I think everyone shit talked Penn yesterday pretty good. If that wasn't enough for you, then pick yer target and say something funny.

@hairydawg: Thanks for the link. I didn't see any anal in there, but her cornhole was starting to gape during the vag sex, so she musta done plenty of prep work. Chances are if she put 1/2 the effort into being ready for tests in school, she wouldn't be gettin skewered on film.

Gayeld said...

@mikey. I was thinking of something more cutesy. Doesn't she name her dogs things like Tinkerbell?

Anna Nonymous said...

what in God's name is haaaaapeniiing??? CDAN withdrawals beginning...it's cold in here....so cold....shivers.....

discoflux said...

@MadLyb +1 ;)

hairydawg said...

@ Count my interpretation was the anal preceded the vag sex. Was curious what your take would be. Thank YOU for the wonderful term "anal twig". I hope to call someone that soon.

discoflux said...

@Mooshki - The TEDTalks website is full of meaningful comments. Maybe you could submit a dissertation on the strife and anguish of young hollywood starlets that grow up too quickly.

Gayeld said...

whys it so dark in here

Karrots said...

Not a waste Mooshki - the people that comment here now enjoy the conversations and other commenters, much like you once did. Just because it is not in your taste any longer doesn't make it a sad waste.

I think the people that cry about all the good commenters getting driven away just miss those who used to kiss their ass (2 ass)

FSP said...

what the hell happened in here?

Gayeld said...

Get Charlie Sheen to be the father. Then Denise Richards can raise it for them.

Robert said...

Maybe it's for the same reasons people get fed up when Chris Brown or Justin Beiber move into their neighborhood?

katydid said...

Karrots +1

discoflux said...

@jax - That's laughable coming from someone who things dating shouldn't be hard for them because they have big boobs and can cook. And you're doing what to further the cause?

But thank you for another brilliantly bitter yet irrelevant comment.

Topper Madison said...

Did Enty get arrested today or something?

Maybe a heart attack from all the bacon?

chumsley said...

Too much nail polish fumes is my best guess.

Tabby said...

This is one of the most amazing things I've ever witnessed.
@ Lucas you're amazing. Seriously. <3 u

Tabby said...

@ Disco you're my hero. I don't know if I've said that to you yet today.

discoflux said...

*thinks

The Dude said...

This is what Enty gets for posting Hilton crap, the site breaks, maybe it'll do it when he posts K-Krap so we don't ever have to read about them again.

Count Jerkula said...

@hairydawg: I hope she gots some cranberry juice ready if that is the case. UTI is bad, but she's a dunce, so I figure it would quickly spread to the bladder.

I tried to search for the stand alone anal twig attachment. I was AMAZED at all the various attachments there are now for the Hitachi, just on Amazon! Cheap Chinese manufacturing has probably made many women's lives much more enjoyable. I remember when the only 3 you could find were a lil dong, g-spot and the twig.

I couldn't find it on its own, butt here is one with the twig on it. http://www.amazon.com/Triple-Pleasure-Massager-Wand-Attachment/dp/B00BBHYDGS/ref=sr_1_6?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1367871041&sr=1-6&keywords=hitachi+magic+wand+attachments

Say what you want about equality between men and women, but ladies definitely got the cooler sex toys that are easier to clean. I aint keeping a Fleshlight around or trying to clean the sumbitch.

Gayeld said...

Incomplete list of Paris' dogs (why,yes, I am bored, why do you ask?)

Tokyo Blu
Harajubu Bitch
Tinkerbell
Marilyn Monroe
Dolce
Bambi
Princess
Hendrix
Baby Mimi
Prince Baby Bear
Prada

Average Gay Citizen said...

Refresh. No.... Refresh. Refresh. Refresh!!

parissucksliterally said...

thank you, discoflux! Well said.

Izzie said...

Seriously, this is messing up my recap schedule.

LottaColada said...

@chumsley- sorry, I must've left my bottle open!

Anothergrayhare said...

Mooshki, don't go :(
And Gayeld, light pink on the hands, bright pink on the toes. Neither of which looks anything like the wonderful job the staff at my local nail salon can do.... must head there tomorrow when hubby's not around to moan about how much it is. Should have done blue and white for the Leafs vs Bruins game tonight.
Where the HELL is Enty? I can't believe I'm writing about my nails on here.

skimpymist said...

OMG Lol I can't believe the Paris post is still here. What the heck happened to entry. Did his computer fry from too much Bacon grease seepage. This has been the lamest day ever.

Gayeld said...

@Prada. I went and looked that up, because of the cool name, and all I have to say is "Ooooooh."

Anothergrayhare said...

Okay, that thing looks painful. Interesting, but painful. Twig?

Gayeld said...

@Anothergrayhare. I haven't worn nail polish that wasn't applied by someone under the age of 10 in the last 20 years. I don't even know where most of my make-up is. And I started this thread!

Gayeld said...

Yeah, that's not working for me here or over on Tony Ortega's blog. Damn Paris for breaking the internet.

JoElla said...

DAYUM! I stay away and nurse my birthday hangover and all freaking hell breaks loose! *snort*

Don't ya'll know, you are not supposed to question the sunshine on this site ;)

discoflux said...

Count - I'm glad that i have no clue as to what the letters for that upsell might be.

Cathy said...

I haven't been on here as long as many of the posters (commenting for two-ish years, I think?) and I've stayed quiet through all the discourse as of late. This is because there are many newer posters who I really like, but to see some of those people attacking and mocking Mooshki just really annoys me. And Mooshki is totally right about some of the comments. To be honest, it reminds me of when I was in middle school and kids would write "69" all over everything and thought it was hilarious.

To Mooshki - please don't go; there are some of us who still value your comments.

To everyone else - please don't go all lynch mob on me for speaking up.

hairydawg said...

Jax said she has big boobs? Did she say how big? What about shape?

skimpymist said...

*enty. I hate my spellcheck. On another note who ate tacos for cinco de Mayo. meeeee

Amber said...

@JoElla - Happy Birthday!

chumsley said...

That's okay, my nails look fabulous so it's all good.

Jessie said...

Paris - Yawn

Nail Polish - OPI Malalga Wines is my favourite. Or there's a Chanel shade a bit darker and I use Butter pink glitter on my ring fingers nails.

Prostitutes - The code that sex workers and escorts fall under in ANZSCO also includes Religious Assistants. This is for a Visa. People can come to Australia on a visa to be an escort.

Mooshki - I enjoy your input. And I dislike the A2A and the betch business because I think the commenters are funny and are saying that instead of other great comments.

Enty - Pay your Internet bill and get Paris off the top of the site!!

Marieeee said...

Thank you. This is exactly what needed to be said.

Ms.Happenstance said...

Is this the last post for today? Seriously?

shopgirl said...

When is Hmmm gonna arrive? This all could get good and I'm loving the irony of the topic

Ms.Happenstance said...

@shopgirl you think he's going to pop up? I just love it when he pops up.

MadLyb said...

@discoflux - Your comments are full of win today. :)

Just my opinion, but I like the silliness because it looks like people are having fun. But this is coming from someone who has a permanent bug up her ass (talking about myself here) and appreciates the opportunity to lighten up.

Kimberly said...

+1

Kimberly said...

Pink with green polka spots

Kimberly said...

Want to see my ass to cat ass video

Count Jerkula said...

@anothergrayhare: the skinny ribbed part for the tush is the "twig".

Nothing should be painful down there, with proper prep work. From my experiences operating heavy equipment, stuff like that increases intensity and duration. No jabbing in and out, just grind and rock.

@disco: There is always Google......

Kimberly said...

+10000000000 Lucas.

Kimberly said...

Why 37.

Kimberly said...

Oh snap..its nit??? Running home to get baby

Kimberly said...

@ amber Do you think there could be some way my gyno could work it where private time with the hammaconda could be arranged and paid for??

Kimberly said...

And the cdc will have to be called in to assure careful quarentine

Tyger Lilly said...

Congratulations to the happy couple on the recent birth of their new baby, Herpes Syphilis Hilton-Whatshisname! The baby is registered at the free clinic in Venice Beach, or well-wishers can send donations to any needle-exchange program in the greater Los Angeles area.

Gayeld said...

@Kimberly. Why not? *g*

Count Jerkula said...

@hairydawg: Here is a better trailer, w/ some clips of her fiddlin w/ her balloon knot and she squirts. This whore may have a career in whoring. Nice ass on her, too.

http://stepsmut.com/teen-mom-farrah-abraham-superstar-bacdoor-moms-exclusive-clip-of-the-day/

Jason Blue Eyes said...

This Paris post could be up all week. Didn't Enty disappear for a week once a few years ago? Which post was up all week? I think it was a Paris post then as well.

Er Mah God!

nudibelle said...

omg everytime i came onhere i had to see parasite..is this a cruel JOKE!
hell of a "top pic of the day" lmfaooooo!!!

so girls are we going to be stuck here commenting on the met gala?!!!
did u see kim sold the soul of her unborn child to anna wintour lol

feraltart said...

Lucas, love your comments.

Mooshki, as a long-time commentator apparently I am neither witty nor insightful enough for you? Maybe those kind of comments are why people left. I think you were making a very good point until you threw all the regulars that haven't gone anywhere under a bus.

Humour, totally subjective. I understand the points people are making re A2A and Count Jerkula, I just happen to like them and find them funny.

Nail polish, don't use it.

Paris, dear God no, please no, rocks back and forth waiting for the Apocolypse.

sleep_deprived said...

Hahahaha

nudibelle said...

i have chanels Taboo on . I have a ritual of doing my mani and pedi on sunday nights (game of thrones and mad men)
its gorgeous
i know its a lil pricey but its pretty much my only indulgence every two weeks

Anothergrayhare said...

@Count Jerkula I'm blushing. And Gayeld, that time will pass. My daughter is 16 and in the I hate you stage. Today. Tomorrow she will love me again.

nudibelle said...

farrah can squirt?
NOW im freaking jealous

how does one squirt

i will not allow farah to make me feel like this. backdoors and squirts?!!! *jealous*

HannahBanana said...

Anal is the latest spring trend! Lol!!!! & I agree, she just needs to find the right jerk. Too bad KFed is tied down, he's one fertile individual!

nudibelle said...

maybe its a fake squirt?
they can fake a squirt right, like with a lil prop or something

no way she can freaking squirt

i need squirting tips

im honestly envious of this air head

dlisted KILLED her earlier today said her boobs dont move lol

Ms Cool said...

@Mooshki - I don't recognize many of the commenters, either, and most of my comments are ignored. I don't comment very often anymore because of this. I'm not upset about it, though. Please don't go. I always enjoy your comments!

HannahBanana said...

ROTFLMAO! Yaaayesssss

Gayeld said...

@nudibelle. At least Anna would know how to dress the poor thing.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Not gonna lie - the 5 minute preview of Farrah's vid on Gawker gave me the tingles. Who knew the girl had it in her? No pun intended.

AKM said...

I never paint my fingernails, and I clip them as well. I always do my toes classic red in the summertime. In fact, I need to do that tonight.

rejectedcarebear said...

I painted my nails on Saturday and they're super chipped now. Fuck you Seche Vite base coat!!

Ms.Happenstance said...

*just going to insert my self into a random converstation*
You know I've never actually been to a nail salon before

HannahBanana said...

Damn u Parasite Hilton!!!! I knew she would break the interwebs one day.....

kelgela2 said...

AND IN OTHER NEWS....
I had to buy $511 worth of textbooks.
I will be able to sell them back at the end of the semester for $50. What a great buy.

Count Jerkula said...

@Jason: the one I posted, that was allegedly a DrunkenStepfather exclusive, blows the tube site one away.

@nudibelle: http://www.rauraur.com/10-steps-on-how-to-make-a-girl-squirt-like-a-pro/

If attempting it on your own, I'd suggest a g-spot vibe, and that you lay a bath towel on the bed before you begin. Also, don't get bugged out if you feel like you are going to pee. Just keep going.

siouxsieQ said...

@Ms. Happenstance - I too will do the same :)... My mothers first visit to the nail salon was for my wedding.
@ nuddibelle - I find myself jealous of the bubblehead too

Lucas said...

@Kelgela2 - rent them. That's what I do. I paid about $120 to rent $400 worth of textbooks. And it doesn't cost anything to ship them back.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Count - I'm in a coffee house right now and can't really view the clip on DrunkenStepfather - I came across Gawker's clip because - well - there it was on Gawker - (minimize screen helps of course.) I'll check out DrunkenS's later when I'm home.

Who wants to bet she'll have a part 2 out this summer?

discoflux said...

Count - I'll pass for the same reason I won't watch the human centipede. There are just parts of my humanity I'd like to keep intact.

Gayeld said...

@kelgela2. That's if you can still make it to the book store after lugging around 300lbs of books for a semester.

Gayeld said...

@ms. Happenstance. I think the only time I went was when I was going to be a bridesmaid for #2 (second born of my bio-father's army of annoyances.) Right after that, she took our grandmother for a pedicure that ended with Grandma getting an infection in her toe. I'll pass.

Count Jerkula said...

@JBE: there are plenty of hewers in porn who don't put the effort in that she appears to. I'm actually kinda sad that it looks worth watching.

I could see Vivid putting out a follow up (DP, lez) then cutting her loose to make the rounds.

I guess I'll watch this scene, then hope she winds up on Facial Abuse eventually.

Gayeld said...

@Jason. That's not even funny.

JJ said...

Not for nothing, but I am a long time reader/commenter and I am a bit tired of the A2A chatter and random +1s.

I find myself briefly skimming the comments anymore because they are generally so annoying.

My .02

auntliddy said...

Seche vite is a TOPCOAT.

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