Friday, May 10, 2013

Puppy Vs Blow Dryer

54 comments:

Wicked.69.clownz said...

"Come and get it! Woo!
We got some fresh fills for your fat chicken-ass to snack on, bitch!
So here, start with a slice of this fresh piggy pie, motherfucker!"

Darian Forrester said...

Hi sweetheart! Missed you at the show, did something come up?

Kimberly Joyce said...

I get really sick of these cutesy animal videos. Is it just me? Seriously, whoever made this video needs to be reported to the police and the SPCA. And if any of you people find this video "interesting," you need a punt in the cunt.

Darian Forrester said...

Too busy kissing ass to care about me, is that it?

MrsBProfane said...

NOT CUTE!!! Stop the shitty videos! Half of the people don't even watch them!!!! Why bother? It is just adding something else I have to scroll past on my PC, which is not easy since you have so many damn pop ups and banner ads!!!!

Wicked.69.clownz said...
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Darian Forrester said...

Ow!

TikkaMasala said...

You are all so mean!!! This is such a cute little animal! Piss on you! I like the videos!!!!!!

Darian Forrester said...

Forgive us, I'll have him back in a jiffy!

Darian Forrester said...

Ow!

Anothergrayhare said...

OMG are you all sitting in one room on your iPads typing as fast as your stupid little fingers and brains will go? Go away. FFS.

Robin Sparkles said...

Spoiler alert

It was Libby's pit the whole time

Darian Forrester said...

I thought we were...

MISCH said...

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE ?

Anna Nonymous said...

It's one person with a bunch of screen names who's off their meds( or on something) losing their shit, trying to take over the site.

Wicked.69.clownz said...

The second little piggy, his house is made of brick
And this little piggy is a motherfucking dick
He sits on his bench and gets all the respect
But if I get a chance, I'm goin' straight for the neck
He walked in the room, and everybody rose
Lopped off bucket chillin' underneath my clothes
First they let the piggy, now you can finally sit
But what this piggy don't know is he's about to get his neck wet
Now I see the bailiff, I'm thinkin' what the fuck?
I can smoke this room before his hearing aid will pick it up
Old-ass man, I let him get away
That tired motherfucker will probably die tomorrow anyway
Here come the piggy, it's time for my case
His eyes are blood red with a wicked lookin' face
He saw my joker's smile, and sentenced me to die
So I ragged on the bucket, made it fuckin' rain pork rinds

Kimberly Joyce said...

Anothergrayhare, I told a big Hollywood secret in Blind Item #2 I think you will enjoy. It has to do with your brethren.

Darian Forrester said...

I love you Nick, and you love me!!!

Anna Nonymous said...

that's why Enty confessed in an earlier comment section under enty on a mobile, that he's had female ghost writers covering for him now and again, and one of them has gone OFF THE RESERVATION and is trying to I guess create chaos, seem clever, screw with Enty?

Anna Nonymous said...

It's not working betch, try harder.

Robin Sparkles said...

Troll

Darian Forrester said...

Aah!!!!!

MrsBProfane said...

Buhahahahaha REALLY really!?!?? Wow. You are so on the inside! You must have enties phone number on speed dial. Oh wait! Enty doesn't exist. When B gets back he will explain.

Robin Sparkles said...

Troll

Robin Sparkles said...

Troll.

We are the 99%

hairydawg said...

that's not Enty, Anna.

skimpymist said...

@Anna I thought it was confirmed that you and Libby are the ghost writers. I always wondered what made you gals so popular and now I know why.

Sherry said...

I want to hear AndrewDiceClay whatever and Sweet Brown.

Gayeld said...

@Skimpy. I'm pretty sure if Libby or Anna were the Ghost Writers the grammar would be better.

Wicked.69.clownz said...

Brain insane, Shooga whooga bah
Southwest voodoo's in the haugh!
Wicked voodoo, doped out killer
Magic, dark magic

Sugar said...

I don't think entyonamobile is really enty. I can't help but laugh and shake my head at all you guys.

libby said...

hahahahahahaa


I am pedantic as FUCK. If I were Enty, I would have almost-perfect grammar on the POSTS, not my comments! GMAB!

libby said...

Gayeld, we crossed. Thank you. FFS!

curlyhairslacker said...

Sherry, Sweet Brown was funny!

warmislandsun said...

"OFF THE RESERVATION" is offensive.

Cathy said...

@Anna - do you seriously believe that Enty on a Mobile is actually Enty???

Kate said...

Agreed. I figured entyonamobile was another troll.

Robin Sparkles said...

She's a troll

Anna Nonymous said...

I thought maybe it was Enty as the Entyonamobile?? Guess not. I was confused. which to be fair, happens easily. Thank goodness its not him. With all the troll crap flying everywhere I got a little mixed up. Thanks Cathy. I am certainly no one's ghostwriter, just a CDAN fan, frequent commenter and a quick typist.

Anna Nonymous said...

sorry to offend with the "Off the reservation" comment Warmislandsun, didnt' mean any harm.

TikkaMasala said...

Robin- Libby is no longer the only pit here! She has to share. It is not fair she gets to be the only pit!!!!

TikkaMasala said...

You really like to say FFS? That is pretty harsh language.

Mango said...

Libby, if you're still here can you tell me what's going on?


Gayeld said...

Wouldn't be funny if it was Ace, trying to drum up Clickers for his website?

Gayeld said...

You're welcome. As a gross over-user of the comma, I recognize when people do it better than I.

Sweet Brown said...

Ain't no body got time for Puppy Vs Blow Dryer!

canopener said...

Are my trolling skills not up to par? More practice? Well...okay, if you insist! I glue pics of Enty onto my ceiling for that sexy alone time feeling. And I do it with bacon. In my parents basement. With my 3 ex-husbands.

Mayrose said...

Damn, that puppy looks like it's having a really good time. It's sad how much rage it seems to bring out in some of the posters. It's a cute puppy. Work your anger out in therapy.

BoobsNSnatch said...

@sweet brown- I'd rather give a blow job

The BLS said...

As a pug owner, I think that video is adorable. My pug did that all the time, too.

Robin Sparkles said...

Can we do it at the mall

erika said...

jesus H. christ....

as a pug owner as well, cute n fun video, but i can make that comment because i took all my meds and got my psychotherapy session done this morning....

f***kin' Hell...

Interplanet Janet said...

SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Friggin ADORABLE!!! :)

Threadkilla said...

ITA, I was just coming here to say that...smdh...