Thursday, May 02, 2013

Random Photos Part Four (Slightly NSFW If You Have Great Eyes And Enlarge A Certain Photo)

Cher and Ellen wearing matching outfits gets the top spot.

Amanda Bynes and her second topless shot of yesterday. This is the slightly NSFW one. Maybe.
Corey Feldman and his lady of the evening.
Drew Barrymore shows off her 90's hair style.
Demi Moore and some guy in a sheepskin jacket?
Emily Blunt has lunch with a friend.
Elle Fanning at school. Very casual dress code at her school.
The Goopster in a new photo shoot.
Advertising on stripper poles is long overdue.
Jennifer Garner tried to get in the wrong car yesterday.

59 comments:

rejectedcarebear said...

Ooh I see nipple! I think that photo is for the Count.

hairydawg said...

I thought I saw nipple. I think our minds are just conditioned (wishful thinking) to see nipples where there are none.

parissucksliterally said...

GREAT picture of Gwyneth.

I love Violet Affleck.....my fav celeb kid.

Cher, I blame you and your stupid "Believe" song for the birth of auto tune, and I will never ever ever forgive you for it.

mikey said...

All I see is the tile is in good shape.

lazyday603 said...

I'm pretty sure Cher's thighs aren't safe for work.

lazyday603 said...

So the paps are stalking middle schools these days? Somebody should call the cops.

LottaColada said...

@RCB- dang, that's one saggy nipple

libby said...

Making your legs such a focus at her age, and after 2 kids must be a lot of pressure. I know everybody hates Gwynnie, but I don't, and when I see her in the classic 'hiding inner-thigh-meat' pose, I wonder how long she can keep up this leg thing...so much WORK. Find a new trademark, lady.

MontanaMarriott said...

So is that Demi's dealer?

Drew is definitely channeling 90's Kim Basinger with that hairdo

How does Corey F still get laid?!!? Goes to show you some chicks will F' even ZZZZZ list celebrities

libby said...

Btw--I LOVE Drew's hair; her figure looks great after baby---This is all telling me DREW IS BACK and ready to work, maybe, and I really hope so! I even love her in her bad movies.

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Marieeee said...

Goop may be certifiable, but she looks amazing in that photo!

PR Princess said...

Demi and her drug dealer...yikes those eyes!

Who's Goop's PR team?! Jesus! Talk about overdrive and over-saturation.

Emily totally f'ed up her face, hardly recognizable. She had the perfect features too.

Drew is obvs on drugs with that atrocious outfit/hair, wth? REveal?

Amanda has a sad life.

Wow! Ellen has a nice bod under those baggy clothes.

Tyger Lilly said...

I swear when I first saw that pic of Demi I thought it was Jodi Arias! Note to stylists... Summer 2013: The Jodi is a big DON'T!

FSP said...

( Y )

Momster said...

When did Gregg Allman start hanging out with Demi?

trouble bubble said...

OMG! Amanda's nipple are almost at the height of her elbows. And how could she think it was a great idea to take and post this photo? Is it a cry for help? Did her parents see this photo?

YoMismo-RememberKermitGosnell said...

I think the really NSFW pic, or at least "not safe for eyes health" is cher's pic. That is godawful, and I'm suffering some eye disease for seeing so much of that elder's skin.
That outfit worn by cher or "women" like her should be banned by the Geneva Convention agains visual tortures.

yodelay said...

That is deaf a nipple. Sadly, Amanda could probably get Drake to murder her vagina if she hand't already murdered her FACE! Yikes!

Gwen is pulling a ScarJo with that stance.

I'm jealous that Emily Blunt's "friend" can pull off that top without looking frumpy.

RowdyRodimus said...

That top pic! Kill it!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!! The goggles, they do nothing! NOTHING!!!!

ethorne said...

I may have seen a low-hanging blueberry.

L said...

@FSP - LOL you crack me up with the(Y)

ethorne said...

Demi needs to take her knock-off Thor home for whip-its. He looks bored.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I now know what the Christmas Card of 2013 I'm sending to everybody will be.

The Real Dragon said...

U just heard a song called Deep Fried Chicken. Now I want some KFC =[

LottaColada said...

Tragic blueberry.

Lucas said...

@Lotta - it just means they are most likely real. No surgeon would put a set of melons like that on and not move the nipple. And anyone I know who has nips that point down wouldn't go through surgery and leave them that way.

Lucas said...

@FSP - for AB you need to go ( . )( . )

lazyday603 said...

More like

( )( )
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lazyday603 said...

Didn't line up right but you get the idea.

Gayeld said...

@Momster. Confused her with Cher.

jax said...

they look like perfectly normal natural looking boobs to me, but let's make sure we really analyze the fuck out of a mentally ill person's cry for help....or any women's nipples for that matter. SMH.

LottaColada said...

@Lucas- thanks, I don't have nipples so I wouldn't know.

LottaColada said...

@L- I hope you know you just drew a butt crack.

megan00m said...

Poor Amanda. But I love her missoni by target towels...I love my coffee mugs and sweater dress! Stars, just like us! Sorta.

LottaColada said...

@lazyday- yes!

FSP said...

@Lotta - jajaja

kelli_girl said...

Demi looks like she's with 70s-era Greg Allman! Weird!!

FSP said...

@Lucas - yes!

scratchy kitty said...

What's Nick Nolte doing with Demi Moore? And a nice facelift he's had, by the way.

Jessie said...

OMG! The guy in Demi Moore's photo is too funny. It's the size of the sheepskin that is comical.

Sherry said...

Count me as another who thinks Gwyn has amazing legs. She really does.

Amanda's breasts look real because they hang like real breasts should. I never realized she was so buxom.

Oh Cher, for all that is holy never, ever wear that outfit again. And she did start the gawdawful auto tune trend. She's never forgiven for that.

MK for short said...

Really cute pic of Gwyn, possibly her best. I just don't get self pics in a bathroom? Surely your living room would do...why take pictures of yourself with a crapper in the background?

PS said...

Ahhh- yes! Gwynnie finally has someone tell her that iron fried hair isn't a good look. She looks great for once. And, yes, she has good legs, but they didn't need to airbrush them that thin. They brushed out her natural shape and that sucks. Demi needs to lose those hideous shades... And the dollar store Thor in the Costco sheepskin. Then again, maybe he needs to ditch the washed up money grubbing hag before she snorts his rebate check.

Count Jerkula said...

I thi k Mandy's sweater meat is large enough to be considered Fun Bags. I can't wait to see them in all their glory.

Goodnight said...

I think Cher looks amazing for her age, I really do. And it's great to see Ellen prove she has a woman's body under those inoffensive baby butch outfits.

GemTwist said...

Why the hell would Ellen have to 'prove' she has a womans body? Is there some sort of debate about her being a female I missed out on?

BrittH said...

I thought Drew was Madonna...maybe cuz my contacts are out but geez

BrittH said...

I thought Drew was Madonna...maybe cuz my contacts are out but geez

Lucas said...

@Lotta - I had that one coming.

Kaci Duke said...

I can't believe I am finally registering an account. I have been reading for a couple of years now. Amanda Bynes drove me to this... and maybe a little bit of tequila.

It is definitely her nipple in the picture. She deleted the original tweet, edited the picture by blurring her nipple out, and reposted. The twitpic link still works to the original picture, so anyone who retweeted it can guide you to it. Or Enty here, of course. A link to the second blurred picture (don't know how to make it clicky):

http://twitpic.com/cnhlbk

This girl has become my favorite train wreck. It is terrible, I know. But so are most of you, which is most of the reason why I can't stop coming back to this site. I read the blinds quickly to hurry up and see all of your comments. Excited to finally join in!

Dylan Deschanel said...

I feel sorry for Amanda, unlike trainwrecks like Lindsay Lohan. I hope she has friends/family that can help her.

Blaze818 said...

How does Corey Feldman get women or have paparazzi following him. He has barely any cash and no fame. He doesn't even have a grade on any list. Ludicrous.

Goodnight said...

@GemTwist

I didn't mean she literally had something to prove - obviously she's a woman, why the hell would I be questioning that? Slightly butch does not a man make. I just meant it was nice to see her figure for a change since she has quite a nice one.

Christopher Cruz said...

She used a vocoder, not autotune

mikey said...

Hi Kaci - welcome!

Barton Fink said...

Demi would benefit from being outside of the Scottsdale/West Hollywood axis at some point in her life. Her style has always been atrocious, and she lives amidst skanky douchebags 24/7. (On the other hand, she could just spend time with classy people in LA, too.)

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Drew looks great. Who knew Ellen had a body with curves? And Jennifer, I feel you. I did the exact same thing a few days ago. Opened up the back door of a car that I thought was mine to put my daughter into her car seat. Only trouble was there were two students in the front seat to inform me I had the wrong car. I was parked next to them. Same make and model, but completely different colors. So embarrassing. Luckily they were hipster Gators and just laughed it off. This is what happens when you don't have coffee in the morning before running errands.

hotchacha said...

Corey looks disturbed.