Friday, May 31, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Beginning Monday I will start posting Reader Photos and will continue to do so every weekday until Reveal Day on July 4th when I combine them all into a couple of big posts. If you would like to see your photo included, just e-mail it to me at entlawyer90210@yahoo.com and I will post them in the order in which they are received.

 Four parts today.

Rooney Mara's mom looks so happy compared to Rooney.

Do you think Reese Witherspoon sits at home and watches her arrest video? I bet she has.
First it was the Superman raincoat, and now Louis has his own Batman costume he wore to school. Sandra Bullock's son loves his super heroes.
Selena Gomez in Toronto.
Salma Hayek is still in Venice.
For someone who barely knows how to read, Snooki sure does write a lot of books.
Ashley Tisdale shows she loves her country. Obviously wanting to replace Adam Levine on The Voice.
Jaden Smith makes plans to get someone to actually say they like After Earth.
Zosia Mamet's boyfriend has bag duty.

32 comments:

Tori said...

Selina looks like a bobblehead. She's really thin now. Snooki's veneers creep me out.

SKOR said...

Snooki looks like (the late) Donna Summer

Cathy said...

Rooney's mom looks like she could be her YOUNGER sister.

Snooki looks like a Bratz doll. Not a compliment.

The Real Dragon said...

Snookie teeth wants be free.

SET IT FREE!

noseygal48 said...

Selena looks scary here!!

The Dude said...

Snooki is definitely not an attractive person.

greenmountaingal said...

I would totally wear the outfit that Salma's daughter is wearing.

The fact that Snooki is a millionaire makes me sick. She's practically illiterate.

That Zosia Mamet person is rather unfortunate looking.

Oh, Rooney, get some sun and eat a delicious large pizza with the works. I say this as a fellow pale person.

Freya said...

Louis is adorable.
Something about Rooney's mother reminds me of Lucy Lawless.
Selena needs to drop Justin immediately.
Snooki is just...Snooki. As soon as she got punched in the face, I knew she would be the breakout star of the show.

FalseProfit said...

Who the fuck is Zosia Mamet and why is she such a slob?

Freya said...

@FalseProfit She's on the show, Girls.

scratchy kitty said...

Selena, anorexia does not look good on you.
What in the freak is Zosia Mumu? Never heard of it.
Lol at people beinf "surprised" that Adam Levine's a prick. Like seriously, you must have really been born yesterday. And really--he's got about as much "talent" as Nicki Manure on AI did.
Rooney Mara looks like a space alien.
Yawn at the rest.

Freya said...

I was reading an article yesterday that stated Will Smith's summer blockbuster streak is over because of After Earth. Is it that bad? I bet it will still perform well. It stars Will Smith, the self proclaimed biggest movie star in the world.

YoMismo-RememberKermitGosnell said...

Selena, leave Canada now! Nothing acceptable you can get from there, starvation or douches won't do you any good.

That Zosia is, probably, one of the few females appearing in the photos who I wouldn't bang. Nor I would do Snooki, or minors, or Rooney Mara (her sister Kate, on the other hand, totally).
Damn, this part of photos only misses Meryl Streep, Betty White, Michelle Obama and Rebel Wilson to get all the famous ladies my wang wouldn't accept.

parissucksliterally said...

Valentina looks like her Dad, just like Jessica Alba's daughter Honor looks like Cash. Boy faces on girls. :(

Louis Bullock is so cute!

Will smith sucks now- I hope this movie bombs.

Layna Day said...

The movie bombs. And guess what. Will is still richer and more loved than all of us combined. The hate makes them stronger, you know. Fact.

What about girl faces on guys, is that bad?

I hope Sandra starts taking Louis to an actual barber. Can't see it here, but the kid's hair needs to be lined up BAD!

Renoblondee said...

Reese looks cute. Louis is adorable as per.

Amy said...

Zosia Mamet plays the lesbian who works at LIFE Magazine on Mad Men.

Jessie said...

Uh, Zosia Mamet is David Mamet's daughter. And she's also on Girls.

Those are booklets Snooki is signing. Snooki writes booklets.

LA Mac said...

Cracked has article about Zosia and her sister having a kick starter to have people pay for their music video of them playing the banjo. Ridiculous that millions (both girls are actresses) isn't enough to pay for their video

lazyday603 said...

I was watching Kate Mara in "10 Years" last night & she just glows with happiness on screen. It baffles me that her sourpuss sister is the bigger star.

MrWolf said...

Tch. Someone should have told me Selena was in Toronto earlier. It takes time to sew a large enough sack.

sylmarillion said...

You call that a book? That's barely a magazine.

Is it just the weight loss, or has Snooki had (a lot of) surgical/filler help?

Love the little dress on Salma's daughter.

NaughtyNurse said...

Snooki is marching right into the plastic surgery territory of all the Jacksons, Heidi Montag and Jocelyn Wildenstein.

And I worship every word that David Mamet has ever written, but his daughter is simply hard to look at. Not nice, I know.

DewieTheBear said...

Totally thought Rooney's mom was Katie Holmes.

lostathome said...

SO OVER Rooney Mara. Can't stand her.

Wendy W said...

I remember reading that it was better to be a homely girl/woman than a guy because females have 'tools' available to them to spruce up their look--haircut, makeup, etc. Therefore, I figure that Zosia's look is intentional.

David Mamet is not her only well known relative. Her mom is the actress Lindsay Crouse. This is the first paragraph of her wiki entry: Crouse was born in New York City, the daughter of Anna (née Erskine) and Russel Crouse, a playwright.[1] Her maternal grandparents were Pauline (Ives) and author and educator John Erskine.[2][3] Her full name—Lindsay Ann Crouse—is an intentional tribute to the Broadway writing partnership of Lindsay and Crouse. Her father and his writing partner, Howard Lindsay, wrote much of The Sound of Music.[4] Their 1946 play State of the Union won that year's Pulitzer Prize for Drama. Their last collaboration was Mr. President in 1962. "In our family, the work ethic was held up as some kind of byword," Crouse says.[5] "At any hour, somebody's typewriter was going."[5]

MadLyb said...

@Tori - I popped into say just that. She looks like a lolly.

Louis is adorable! He reminds me of my nephew, who's really into all things Spiderman.

Cookies said...

Louis Bullock -- adorable!

I zoomed in on Snooki to figure out what was so off and noticed her nails (acrylic tips?) are in need of a salon visit. Had I been one of those lucky autograph seekers, I know I would've stared as she signed. The nails, face, teeth... ugh.

Fluffy White Clouds said...



Reese is surely tormented by her video or at least was...I love it when the veil is pierced. Just love it!


Snooki looks so plastic these days. Snook is a type of fish...does anyone know where her nickname comes from?

Jenn said...

Snooki's teeth are either bad veneers or badly fitting false teeth. They're too big for her face,

April Walsh said...

I was just about to say the same thing. I hope I look that good when I have a grown daughter.

Count Jerkula said...

Gomez

Tisdale

Reese