Monday, May 06, 2013

Shocker!! Amanda Bynes Had Plastic Surgery

I know you are going to find this hard to believe, but Amanda Bynes has admitted she had plastic surgery. I thought she was going to confess to a breast augmentation because those are not the ones she had last year, but, nope, she just admitted to getting a nose job. She says that she had the nose job because there was a webbing between her eyes. Umm, yeah, that is called skin. Amanda says that is why she hates old photos of herself. That and she does not have the new boobs or the new piercings.

30 comments:

me said...

I just feel bad for this lil girl. She is in desperate need of help

Count Jerkula said...

Mandy, with them jugs and that ass, no one is paying attention to your eyes. Don't try too hard.

Email is up, get in touch.

texas rose said...

Count - did she take you up on your offer yesterday?

texas rose said...

If she does please throw one in for me too. thx

Count Jerkula said...

I was late getting the email address set up, that is why I gave the reminder. It is a complete pipedream, all I'm really hoping for is a good ass picture.

Yep. I'll make "Texas Rose" her safe word, that way she can call which shot was for you ;)

texas rose said...

The odds are probably better than you think.

plokzy said...

If it works out, hook a brotha up.

Count Jerkula said...

@texas rose: Can't hit the lottery if you don't buy a ticket, right?

@plokzy: I'll see what I can do. If she want's to play rotisserie, I'll hit you up. You can even flip the coin to see which end you get.

Bruised Leg said...

We asked her to get the nose job so it would look better clam diving on film in our video series back flash, former starletts from behind

annabella said...

yes, at this point, one can only feel sorry for the poor girl.

Ari said...

she's an addict that cares about what she looks like, her mind is totally distorted...

Anna Nonymous said...

she's in desperate need of a brain

idlebanter said...

did anyone see the video on buzzfeed of her working out? she's a mess...

nudibelle said...

she wonders why mags use her old pics...well honey thats when you were a nice looking younng lady, noone wants to see the mess you are now

ethorne said...

So she got the "cracked out crazy eyes" special from her Tijuana surgeon?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

She's in desperate need of an exorcism.

lostathome said...

Maybe it's the old deviated septum trick aka too much come ruined my nose.

timebob said...

I think some Dr. took her money and told her he got rid of her 'webbing' and sold her some snakeoil to fix it.

If those are bolt ons they aren't very good her last selfie her boobies were pointing straight down.

Count Jerkula said...

@idlebanter: If she is wearing yoga pants, could you post a link? Thanks.

Tempestuous Grape said...

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/05/06/amanda-bynes-modeled-new-look-after-stripper-blac-chyna/

I knew this girl was emulating a look similar to Nicki Minaj. Now it makes sense.

idlebanter said...

Here's the link to Amanda Bynes "working out": http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/heres-an-11-second-video-of-amanda-bynes-working-out-at-the

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you Idle!

Mandy, I love that you are doin steps, getting that ass lookin good for our booty pics. Yer such a doll.

Sherry said...

Oy vey..I went to the Blac Chyna Instagram account, looked at a picture and read the comments. One girl said that Chyna had a nice house and was apparently happy for Chyna's success and wealth. Then went on to say she needed to get preggo by a rapper.(Implication she would also have wealth.) I guess this is how the younger generation makes their money. Get pregnant by a rapper, sue for baby $. Pathetic.

Back to your regularly programmed comments.

auntliddy said...

Her nose looks swollen and misshapen to me.

lostathome said...

Oh shit. COKE. Coke ruined the nose.

Kewi said...

@Count & @ Plokzy - 2 words, Eiffel Tower :)

Count Jerkula said...

@kewi: I'll share with another dude, but I aint touchin another dude while I'm naked. I'm sorry if that makes me a homophobe, but there has to be an agreement to stay on what ever side of the belly button the coin says. If Plokzy gets heads, then he is belly button up; tails, belly button down.

Gayeld said...

I don't know, the original is pretty funny.

Sherry said...

@Count: And this is why sex with 2 guys and one girl is never fun. I personally do not want to see two guys get it on (not like there's anything wrong with it) but their freakiness about the other guy makes it too awkward to be fun.

nettalovesrobin said...

@Sherry speak for yourself honey! Two guys can be fun!