Friday, May 10, 2013

That's It Dawg - Randy Jackson Is Allowed To Quit American Idol - Rest Of Judges Not So Lucky

Randy Jackson has announced he is not returning to American Idol next season. Because of his long service to the show, producers let the man quit. The other three judges will also not be back, but for some reason I think the producers want to make a point of telling them their contracts will not be renewed. After suffering the lowest ratings ever for the show, producers want to do something to get people to watch again. The thing is ratings have been going down for years on the show as it has more competition. I don't know if a total shakeup will do anything. I think finding a time in the schedule where you are the only talent show each week would probably work better than anything. In other Randy news, he no longer manages Mariah Carey. Interesting.

76 comments:

Robin Sparkles said...

FRIST

Renoblondee said...

I didn't know he did manage Mariah in the first place. Huh.
Anyway, I don't think anything can be done to revamp AI. Its time is nigh.

Darian Forrester said...

Get down!

FSP said...

Meh

Drrty Skype Slut said...

I'm a Drrty Skype Slut and I need ass to ass stat!!

Darian Forrester said...

My parents rented out the guest house to some guy.

Wicked.69.clownz said...

Tweedle-dee and tweedle-doh
Let the fucking bass go

Sweet Brown said...

American Idol? Ain't nobody got time fo' that!

BoobsNSnatch said...

no one likes a tease

Henriette said...

AI is over! Celebrity judges aren't cutting it either.

Darian Forrester said...

Check him out

Lucas said...

Don't stop believing, bro.

♥ Billy's Bride ♥ said...

Omg I'm going to be so sad if AI goes off the air!! I love watching it with my boo. Randy Jackson, you'll always be MY dawg!

Tenured Reader said...

***YAWN***




Really, who gives a shit about AI?

Bring us some real gossip, EL.

Henriette said...

I thought Benny Medina was Mariah Carey's manager?

Maybe Randy can get Steve Perry to sing again?

Lucas said...

+1

FSP said...

I like your boobies!

Darian Forrester said...

If you're not back in five minutes, I'll radio for air support

Bacon Ranch said...

I had no idea Randy managed Mariah either, Reno

Way to piss off Tommy Mattola Randy. Good luck with that whole new career you think is waiting for you.

rejectedcarebear said...

I think Idol should cease to be

Sweet Brown said...

Sweet Brown loves her some Robin Sparkles! Sweet don't like too many foreign peoples but she likes her some Robin Sparkles!

BoobsNSnatch said...

@FSP- My boobies are real. Thank you.

Drrty Skype Slut said...

Who likes my boobies?

I like ass to ass...hmmmmm.

LottaColada said...

No! Not randy!!!!

FSP said...

@boobs- I like the fact that they are hairless!

FSP said...

@dirty- I'm sure you have lovely boobies too!

Count Jerkula said...

They need to find another dick, like Simon. No one wants to hear people trying hard to be nice instead of honest. People love to hate, look around.

Robin Sparkles said...

Yo you should be the new judge dawg

G said...

He was definitely the most useless judge on the panel. I find Nicki Minaj to be the most immature and childish. She enjoys controversy. Do you see how she walks out each week mocking Mariah Carey's walk? Nicki is such a talentless c*&t.

Rodney Dice Gottfried said...

Johnny, Johnny, Travolta pie, touched the guys and made em cry.
When the lawyers came out to play, Johnny, Johnny ran away.

OOOOOOH! He’s a pole smoka. Just come outta the closet already. You got a friggin 747 and more money than god... Who cares who knows whatcha fuckin? Oh, its gonna keep you from gettin gigs playin a transvesticle on Broadway? Come on…..

Wicked.69.clownz said...

Finally happened, the wicked clown have come to your town

Robin Sparkles said...

+1111111

curlyhairslacker said...

Lotta, Randy was the only one who didn't annoy me. Good luck dawg!

G said...

I actually like Keith Urban. He is very perceptive and accurate in his comments.

And everytime they say that it is about the talent and not the judges I have to laugh. The last few years it has ONLY been about the judges.

Karen said...

I'm so sick of all these reality shows. I'm glad that sitcoms have been making a comeback.

Count Jerkula said...

Sweet Brown, let me tell you something: I got time for that ass.

Sweet Brown said...

Dont be a drag Care Bear honey. You needs ta blaze one up.

Bacon Ranch said...

Count I think my only favorite moment was in season...2? I'm not sure. Maybe it was 3. Anyway they showed the backstage auditions and some guy read a poem and tried to get on. He compared it to freestyle rap and said they were discriminating against him (he sucked. The poem sucked). It was a poem about Rocky the movie. Kid you not. Yo ADRIAN,You have my heart again. I'm sorry I called you stupid. What I feel for you doesn't rhyme with stupid. ADRIAN"

It was unbelievable. they really should have let him onto the show.
Simon would have ripped him apart.

LottaColada said...

Yes Curly! I'm going to miss him.

ChloeGraceMoretzBetches said...

+1

mizzoutiger76 said...

+1

ChloeGraceMoretzBetches said...

I don't have time to watch these shows with my busy schedule. But my friend Sav does. He said Mariah is the best but that Nicki scares him. Is Randy Jackson related to Micheal Jackson?

inthebusiness said...

G, that's because you realize something that apparently no one else on the planet (at least in Hollywood) does.
Give Randy an instrument and an hour to write a song and play it live.
Do the same with Mariah and whatever that other thing is.
Do it with Keith? Odds are he only needs half an hour and he's good to go. Just him and a guitar.
That's true talent. The rest, no. Sure Mariah has a good voice. The other 2 though, I'm really not even sure why Randy has lasted this long. Because he's related to Michael and Janet? What has he done on the charts?
Nikki? Please. I never thought anything would be worse than her reputation until I listened to her sing.

PuggleWug said...

I feel bad that Keith has to deal with such stupidity (Minaj). The show has been awful for a long time. It's glorified karaoke.

PuggleWug said...

@curly, I like Keith as a judge. Though, he seems too normal to be there.

StewMcG said...

@inthebusiness, you've got the wrong Randy Jackson. This one isn't related to Michael and Janet. Rather, he's a studio musician who has played guitar with Journey on tour.

libby said...

Puggle---He seems used to being hen-pecked. A submissive guy. I feel bad for him sometimes.

curlyhairslacker said...

That's true, Keith is pretty good too.

Not I Said The Fly said...

@FSP I like your boobies too

@Darian Forrester, r u gonna sleep with him? If not, can I? Or wanna have a threesome?

Dipsomaniac said...

I agree with inthebusiness, the judges are all extremely talented. They could go on to bigger and better things. I'm not familiar with Nikki. Her choice of wardrobe is atrocious.

Robin Sparkles said...

Hey! I know Sav. He dated my friend Holly

yoadrian46 said...

Time for a new dawg!

ChloeGraceMoretzBetches said...

He's nice but can be kinda clingy...

Kimberly Joyce said...

I think he says Dawg too much. Am I the only one? I can't be the only one. Right?

Dipsomaniac said...

Looks like too many mentally stunted adults here. I am utterly disgusted by the homophobia and blatant misogyny. I created this account to finally connect with the commenters, like minded adults. It appears there are none left.

TikkaMasala said...

Your armpit is so tasty looking. ****licks lips**** where do you live pretty girl?

HD YEAHH said...

+1 I would watch the HELL outta out of the count on AI.


yes, Randy. Time to retire.

HD YEAHH said...

+1 sweet brown.

*HOOKS UP RCB for the wake and bake tip*

You're welcome.

Purple Flame said...

Ass 2 ass? Is that what U people R N 2?
U R some sexy MFers.

Nothanksdarlin said...

Me too Karen. +1 fo sho

Sweet Brown said...

Hey Count - do you like the swing in my back yard?

Robin Sparkles said...

IF YOU AIN'T FRIST YER LAST

Nellie said...

They are here. They are just letting the trolls tire themselves out. It's similar to how the cops handle Halloween in Madison wi a huge party college town. There was a huge crowd, cops suspected a riot would soon break out. They played music and got the crowd to jump up and down. They all eventually got really tired and went home.
The lesson? Let the troll tire himself out.

Gayeld said...

I was surprised to hear that, too. But I'm not sure I'm paid enough attention to either of them to really notice before this.

Gayeld said...

Tonight.

Gayeld said...

Randy isn't related to Michael and Janet. Totally different Randy.

Purple Flame said...

Is he related 2 Paris?

car54 said...

I don't think this has been a successful judging panel.

I liked each of the new judges individually at times but they didn't really contribute much to the show--they (except for Nikki) were all too concerned about being likeable so pretty much everything was "amazing".

I think Randy's over it--he really phoned in a lot of it. I think he likes working with the kids who come on--he seems genuinely supportive of a lot of them during and after they are on the show--but he really does say the same things to everyone.

On a side note, I am SO happy Candice and Kree made it to the end. I really thought Angie would make it and she was not my favorite--so I was very pleased with the final 2--I've liked them the best this year since the beginning of the live shows.

Leon Phelps said...

I like all the sluts

Silly Girl said...

HAHAHHAHAHA!! Clearly @inthebusiness ISN'T!! NO ONE thinks Randy is related to Michael and Janet!! That rumor was laid to rest a decade ago!!

Kaplan said...
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nudibelle said...

whats with the troll investation!

anyways, this season sucked, all these judges suck.
AI is on its last legs. show started being abt celebrity judges instead of the actually kids auditioning

Threadkilla said...

I can't believe Mama Jackson will let that happen, she wants randy to bring home the money, just like Mike!

Robin Sparkles said...

Mmm hmmm!

Jenn said...

I'm pretty sure Randy and Latoya are in fact the same person..yo dawg, .true story!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Yeah, it's time for AI to go away. Not only because it's been on for so long and there's so much competition, but because they've made the contest -- the reason the show exists -- second to celebrity drama. The contest is an afterthought now.