Thursday, June 27, 2013

Courteney Cox Takes New Relationship Public

After what seems years of trying to pretend a relationship with Brian Van Holt did not exist, Courteney Cox has finally admitted the pair are dating. I don't know why all the big fuss. I guess she wanted to wait until the divorce with David Arquette was final so she could make everything appear proper. The thing is she went on trips with Brian and her daughter and David has already accused the pair of having an emotional affair and that allegation came six months ago. The pair have been dating for about a year, although they will probably say it has been a much shorter time frame because Courteney does not want people to think poorly of her.

50 comments:

Ron Burgandy said...

Guys, "East Harlem Shakedown," E flat? Keep the cymbals splashy, and, Jay, let's take the bass line for a walk.

Robin Daggers said...

FRIST

libbyonamobile said...

Hi everyone! I see the trolls are still here. I notified Enty and he WILL be taking care of this. Welp, I'm off to help MY bf trap a wild boar.

Amber said...

Haven't Courteney & David been split up for a couple/few years now??? Also, hasn't he been dating other people?

Ron Burgandy said...

Hold on. I'm not hearing it right. Hold on. We got it now. It's all right.

Ron Burgandy said...

Little "Ham and Eggs" comin' at you. Hope you got your griddles.

Karen said...

I think you're right, Amber. Unless they got back together--which I never heard--they've been separated for a few years.

Robin Daggers said...

Now this is some gossip

Ron Burgandy said...

That's baby-makin' music, that's what that is. Hey, Aqualung! Thank you. Thank you!

EA Sports said...

I thought they'd been broken up a long time. What am I missing?

Robin Daggers said...

When did Monica divorce Chandler????

DrunkEmmaWatsonBetches said...

She's a strange looking lady. I loved Friends when I was a kid. We used to watch re runs on the set of Harry Potter. Daniel had a crush on Joey

Amanda's Wig said...

One time me and A saw him at the gym! Yum! I could of murdered his dick right there on the Elliptical!

Ron Burgandy said...

Mm. Thank you. Well, jazz flute has always been a small passion of mine.

Sherry said...

That would 'splain why David Arquette was hanging out in Richmond at strip clubs. But yeah they've been broken up for years...Why hide it?

Libbyonamobile: That was fucking hilarious! Good luck with that boar.

Amber said...

Karen - so...WTH does he care?! This must be based on something old.

DrunkEmmaWatsonBetches said...

Oh shit shouldn't of said that DrunkEmmaWatson may need to sober up some

Gayeld said...

How'd the treehouse turn out?

BoobsNSnatch said...

She should've just had a 3some

f281561 said...

That's what I was thinking. I don't get why this is news.

Ron Burgandy said...

Well, I have one great passion that...that lives deep within my loins, like a...like a flaming golden hawk: To one day become a network anchor.

Robin Daggers said...

Seriously. If Ross and Rachel have split up, true love is DEAD

LottaColada said...

@Gayeld- omg! Lol

figgy said...

I remember a blind about Brian Van Holt a few years ago, acting like a TOTAL douche with some women in a bar. Not impressed. Anyone else remember that?

Ron Burgandy said...

God, you are so beautiful. Wait. What if, just for tonight, we weren’t coworkers? We were co-people? Shh. You be a woman. I’ll be a man. That’s all.

Amanda's Wig said...

Courtney's wig looks so pretty! I love her! I love you Emma Watson! You're wig is so pretty!

Ron Burgandy said...

Oh, I’m storming your castle on my steed, milady. Wait, stop. Stop talking like that. I can’t understand you.

deadpussy said...
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Ron Burgandy said...

Oh, we’re going there! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I friggin’ love you! Look! The most glorious rainbow ever!

Ron Burgandy said...

Mmm. Tip of the cap to you as well, Miss Corningstone. Mm.

Ron Burgandy said...

Right. When in Rome. Oh. Oh, I’m...I still don’t quite understand what it means.

Ron Burgandy said...

Absolutely, my wild love tigress. Tasteful discretion is the name of the game.

Sweet Brown said...

Damn, his head is big!

Ain't nobody got time fo' a man with a head bigger n' a canned ham!


BoobsNSnatch said...

Deadpussy, you don't need one

Karen said...

Amber, maybe one of the angry female Enties doesn't like Courteney Cox? I think that she is the one who wanted the divorce because DA wouldn't grow up. So he killed his sorrows inside some other trick's vag while hoping to get back together. Because the best way to win a woman back is by sleeping with someone else.

Then she started dating others and DA got sad again. This isn't newsworthy and it makes Courteney look like a cheater when there is no proof.

MichaelaK said...

Baby-makin' music is what Courtney's chocha has been waiting for!

MichaelaK said...

Kat von D said the same thing BEFORE she broke up with Dead Mouse Dick 5.

MichaelaK said...

@Karen, it's because they're looking for something borrowed and something blue, and now's the time to make the announcement!

MichaelaK said...

@dp, the only team you'll get is when you drop the soap.

MichaelaK said...

@Sweet Brown, please don't say canned ham right now. Paula Deen's tears of gelatinous coating are quite enough for the American public at the moment.

Gayeld said...

@Lotta. ;-) I'm kind of obsessed with them these days, anyway, so that one caught my eye.

I have no large trees in my yard (that lemon tree just ain't gonna cut it) and I've been trying to figure out how to build one of the kids (I think finishing the sandbox went to my head and made me all giddy with the DIY-fever.)

Gayeld said...

@f281561. I think it's just that she bothered to deny it for so long.

Count Jerkula said...

The Cox/Arquette dynamic isn't a tough one to figure out: Once she had an actual child, she got tired of playing mommy to him and cut him loose. Now he needs to find another turbo cunt to keep him in his place.

megan00m said...

Probably true. Seems like a sad guy though..too bad. I liked them together.

Mango said...

Good for her but damn, his head IS big, lol!

megan00m said...

Wait a sec..thought she was rumoured to be with the other guy in the show?

Jeremy Grey said...

I love Courteney Cox! Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal!

Whomever said...

@megan00M I thought the same thing!! Maybe Enty got mixed up. There was just something with Courtney and the guy who plays her BF on the show, a few months ago.

megan00m said...

She traveled to hawaii a ton with him...I def remember that...I think!....but now i am confused! I Like that other dude way better.....lol the blogs also tried to say she was dating the actor who plays her son...with my confused state thinking Christa Miller as co star dating CC is better option! ;)

Anna Nonymous said...

I'm not going to fault her, he's circling the drain now with his alcoholism, she said that she was tired of feeling like she was the mom in the relationship, I can definitely relate. Everyone has the right to go out and try to find happiness,especially if their significant other is spiralling out of control and abusing drugs, alcohol, children, animals, themselves, and or physically/verbally abusive. Certain things are deal breakers.