Thursday, June 27, 2013

Blind Item #2

This controversial female B- list network reality star has been having an off again on again affair for several years with this male A+ list network reality star. He calls her when he wants a booty call that is a little different than his regular and for her discretion, he makes sure she is well taken care of. Very well taken care of.

44 comments:

Ron Burgandy said...

Wait a minute! I... pickup attempt? I'm offended. I have little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at the office.

Entyonamobile said...

Blind Item #2

This D- widely hated celeb who has long been an unpaid spokesperson for a bedsheet company is standing by her friend Paula Deen in the midst of Paula's personal crisis. The wanna-be celeb called 1-888-Food-Network to complain about Paula's firing and was shocked to realize her pointy hat had no sway in the deal. Oh, and did I mention it was just curiously her not quite pale boy-toy who did the dialing? I wonder if he was wearing a white jacket when he let Paula in for their afternoon "tea party."

Ron Burgandy said...

Look. My plan was to ask you if I could squire you about town as one professional helping another professional, because I know what it's like to be lonely in a new city. Yes.

BoobsNSnatch said...

VERY well taken care of

VERY well taken care of

VERY well taken care of

deadpussy said...
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Robin Daggers said...

Will Smith and Tom Cruise

Amanda's Wig said...

Who cares she's ugly!

Robin Daggers said...

Chips and Dip

deadpussy said...

You are causing a distribsnce

Ron Burgandy said...

But now I am too hurt. And shocked and offended and...and hurt. Really? No, of course not. Strictly professional.

Ashley said...

I'm getting a headache from these comments. I would say I'm not coming back if they aren't taken care of, but lets face it...I have absolutely nothing better to do.

Pompous Platypus said...

I'm on the other side, back among the living

Amanda's Wig said...

It's Jenny McCarthy. She's so old and so ugly!

deadpussy said...

That's it everybody out.

Like i am respinponsible for all the smokers.

Ron Burgandy said...

Shall I pick you up? 8:00? 9? Downstairs? Really? Yes, I do. Um...I’m sorry, it’s the...it’s the pleats. It’s actually an optical illusion. It’s the pattern on the pants.

Robin Daggers said...

Coffee and Sugar

Ron Burgandy said...

It’s not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store.

Count Jerkula said...

THe host of Survivor and the lil readhead from years back who did Playboy.

Sweet Brown said...

I work for a livin'! Ain't nobody got time fo' reality TV and booty calls!

Reality TV my ass!

Ron Burgandy said...

Oh, this is awkward. I'm gonna walk...I'm gonna walk this situation off and I will see you later. Nothing to look at. Go back to work, everyone.

Jeremy Grey said...

You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!

Robin Daggers said...

Salt n Peppa

SueRH said...

Simon Cowell and ?. He's got the money to take of someone very well.

Robin Daggers said...

Coke and Pepsi

Amber said...

Christina Milian and Simon

SueRH said...

Or Trump and Omarosa?

Amber said...

Milian being controversial because what exactly is her purpose?

Ron Burgandy said...

Don't act like you're not impressed. Don't look at me right now. I'm walking around the office. My new walk. I have a situation right now I'm trying to walk off.

deadpussy said...
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Ron Burgandy said...

Let’s go to Brian Fantana, live on the scene, with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?

Ron Burgandy said...

Great story. Compelling and rich. Welp, that's gonna do it for all of us at Channel 4 News. You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?

Aria Swank said...

At least you are honest Ashley. I respect that. You must be new, "these comments" will not be taken care of, I can assure you of that.

Sugar said...

Yes?

Gayeld said...

Ewwwwwwwwww.

Sherry said...

I'm with Sweet Brown on this one.

If the rating were lower I'd say Kate Gosslin (sp?)Sounds like something she'd do t pay the bills.

figgy said...

That's right, @Aria, sadly, and I don't know why, Enty will leave up every last stupid troll comment. He/she/they never deletes a thing.

f281561 said...

That made me vomit a little, but then I think you're right. He always seems to come to her aid. I thought it was for ratings but Omorosa is a money grubbing ----

Wendy Wilshire said...

@Ashley ... I'm with you. Their comments are not funny and frankly, just obnoxious!

Violet said...

Karina S. and Trump

Violet said...

Karina S. and Trump

just curious said...

Oh, this is supposed to be me. Thx man.

Count Jerkula said...

I don't think it is supposed to be you jc, unless you are 888 and commented with the wrong account. That seemed to be the tell in the blind.

Dasha said...

Trump is a good guess. Controversial reality star... hm... all of the ladies that come to mind are cable. It'd be funny if it were Kate Gosselin. My guess would be someone from Celebrity Apprentice. I don't watch the show enough to know who has been controversial. Perhaps it's Melissa Rivers.

Poppymann said...

KAte Gosselin and Randy Jackso

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