Thursday, June 27, 2013

Justin Bieber Is Being Sued For Beating Up A Pap

I will tell you right now that if I ever run into Justin Bieber and he beats me up, you won't ever hear about it here and I won't ever sue him. There is no way that I would publicly admit that a 12 year old punk beat me up. I just wouldn't. I sure wouldn't sue the guy and have to tell my tale and how I was kicked MMA style in the ribs and then punched in the face. Now, if it was eight of his bodyguards that had to take me down, then that would be another story. See, then you could look all tough and say you took on eight of them at once even though it might have only been one doing all the damage. It just looks better that way in the lawsuit.

Apparently the pap was taking photos of Justin and Selena Gomez together last year and Justin confronted him and beat him up. A short time later, Selena came back to get her cell phone which she had dropped while trying to keep her teenage boyfriend off the pap and also apologized for his behavior. Puberty is tough. She should know because she had to be with him for a few years of it.

The guy should just give up the lawsuit.

38 comments:

Ron Burgandy said...

Yoo-hoo! Baxter! Papa's home. There he is. There's my little man. You're okay?

Cocokitty said...

BAXTERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Ron Burgandy said...

Of course I met a lady tonight. This one was different. I have to be honest. Quite different.

Amanda's Wig said...
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Sweet Brown said...

Ain't nobody got time fo' some diaper wearin' brat who couldn't fight his way outta a paper bag!

Robin Daggers said...

He gives a bad name to women every where

libbyonamobile said...
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AnonyMousE said...

Got any cheese? Whine. Oops, wine to go with it?

LottaColada said...

I'd like to crack Justin Beiber's nuts so hard

EmmaWatsonBetches said...

This kid is such a wanker! When he was in London a few months ago a mate of mine was at the same club as him. He was in the bathroom looking at himself in the mirror while people were trying to wash their hands. My mate told him to move over and he went ballistic! Had his security guard come in and hold him up so he could yell at my friend in his face. What a tweener twat.

Ron Burgandy said...

What...I'm lonely?! I'm not lonely! I'm beloved by everyone in San Diego. Wow. You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter.

Cocokitty said...

I love Amanda : ) and her wig!

Ron Burgandy said...

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha covered in hair. Come again? You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please.

Robin Daggers said...

2 Biebers are better than 1

Ron Burgandy said...

Huh? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad. That's amazing. I forgive you.

Ron Burgandy said...

What do you say we get you in your pj's and hit the hay? Bedtime. Okay, come on. Let's go. Come on.

Robin Daggers said...

We will be invincible

Count Jerkula said...

Dude should settle out of court for Gomez Anal.

EmmaWatsonBetches said...

Ron Burgundy apparently likes cheese too. Anonomouse I think Ron Burgundy stole your cheese.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lotta: AAAAAAAAAH. I'm gonna have nightmares from that.

AnonyMousE said...

What? That ratbastard!!

Amber said...

Lotta! My BF gets pissed when I FLICK his nuts, let alone beat them w/a hammer. hahahaha

Sherry said...

I feel like I'm interrupting something here between Ron and Robin and Emma.

SophiaB said...

THANK YOU LOTTA! that made my DAY.

MichaelaK said...

Look at this picture. Take a long look at it. Make love to it with your eyes. Isn't it precious? Don't you want to caress it? Well don't even try because that's Justin Bieber and he will f*ck you up. A pap is suing Diaper Pants for doing just that. The Enty wants you to know that she'd go all Roadhouse (translation) before admitting Selena Gomez's girlfriend even tried that nonsense. Oh no she didn't!! But the pap is smarter than the intern, because the pap knows where the money's at. The funniest part is that Selena pulled Bieber away from the pap and apologized for him. Like a mom! "I'm so sorry! Little JB hasn't had his nap today and he dropped his juice box at the park. His nappie is wet and that makes him cranky. Here, have some money!"

LottaColada said...

@Sophia, can you imagine his shrieking?

LottaColada said...

@Count- you behave yourself and you won't get hammered

@Amber- you nut flicker!

deadpussy said...
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Robin Daggers said...

You kind of are but you can join ;)

Jeremy Grey said...

I'm happy Selena got her head on straight and stopped dating Justin

Justin:
She hasn't returned your phone calls, she hasn't responded to any of your letters, she didn't respond to the candygram. God knows what happened to the kitten you got for her. 'Cause she didn't keep it, and I know you're not raising the goddamn thing. I think it's very obvious at this juncture that she just flat out does not wanna see you

Mango said...

If Justin beat up this pap, it's only because his bodyguards held the dude down.

Amanda's Wig said...

Thank you Coco! That's so nice! I bet your pretty like me and A! She had a kitty once but it attacked me so she mailed it to Drake.

Suzzique said...

trolls have ruined the comment section

Suzzique said...

trolls have ruined the comment section

MadamChef said...

I don't know, some of them are kinda funny. The Anchorman quotes are hilarious, I want to watch it again! The p*ssy jokes, gross.

Del Riser said...

I can't believe Justin could beat up anyone unless he had help from someone, like Selena. Don't worry about an MMA kick, his pants would prevent that.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Jesus Lotta - where did you find that?

Cee Kay said...

I'd LOVE to sue that little monkey ass for taking a swing at me.

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