Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Bonus Blind Item

This former B list mostly television actor who does not get much onscreen work anymore after his hit network show ended, has finally ticked off the wrong parents. He went out with a teen who was 18. He always checks for that. She is still in high school though and he brought her home wasted out of her mind and barely dressed. The parents know they can't do anything about the sex thing, but want him to get into trouble for the providing booze to a minor.

28 comments:

parissucksliterally said...

Wilmer V!

skimpymist said...

Chad Michael Murray?

Del Riser said...

This sounds like that creepy Wilmer. I hope her folks stay on this.

Basil said...

David Spade? Or is he married?

Kristin said...

Wilmer. Or Jesse metcalfe

Tyger Lilly said...

The "he always checks for that" would eliminate Wilmer, wouldn't it? He sort of prides himself on "deflowering" underage girls such as Lindsay, Mandy Moore, Demi Lovato, etc. He didn't check ID then...

T. E. Cuz said...

@tyger maybe he got close to being burned (lots and lots of speculation with linds) and so now he is more careful. its possible.

Empress of Socks said...

And would "not much onscreen work" refer to his being Handy Manny?

greenmountaingal said...

David Silver! Jk

detown359 said...

Metcalfe is on Dallas. Sounds like Wilmer esp the part about not much onscreen work. He does voice work for Handy Mandy on Disney and has done other voice work.

sandybrook said...

David Spade is working regular on a CBS comedy hit not him. I swear this same BI was run last week and a lot of people said Matthew Perry.

Jessi said...

Adrian Grenier?

Sherry said...

Def sounds like Wilmer's MO.

beth said...

Matthew Perry is a bit of a mess (although he seems to have his shit together fairly well at the moment), but super young girls have never been his issue.

Mango said...

Wilmer *fingers crossed*

alabrava said...

Adrian Grenier actually seems like kind of a normal dude.

someone else from Malcom in the Middle or 70s show I think.

alabrava said...

Adrian Grenier actually seems like kind of a normal dude.

someone else from Malcom in the Middle or 70s show I think.

CJ said...

Totally Wilmer with the comment about not having much onscreen work. He just does some voice work for Disney... Which is gross of you think about it.

leemonada76 said...

David schwimmer

Count Jerkula said...

Under 21, you can't get em high or drunk. You gotta rely on bullshit to get em to drop the panties.

Becca Parker said...

@sandybrook:
Calling Spade's show a hit is an insult to all real hits.
His show is pathetic & is only kept by CBS as an emergency fill-in for even worse flops.

Cee Kay said...

Amen, Becca. I think the fact that it's produced by Happy Madison (AKA Adam Sandler) helps too. They probably provide the show to the network on the cheap. It's not like Sandler needs the money, and he can keep his friends working.

witchingmetal said...

Zach Braff

sandybrook said...

@Becca and Cee Kay all I know about network shows is if they've been on a long time. His has and I don't even know the name of it except its on CBS' big comedy night. So he doesn't fit because he works.

anon said...

Wilmer Douche-a-rama - this totally sounds like his MO

Hegg said...

Yup, going with Wilmer who is gross.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Totally Wilmer douche bag Valderama.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Wilmer has guest starred on "Raising Hope" as the boyfriend ex ball player of Melanie Griffith. Just a few times though. I'm ashamed to say before I knew who it was, I was attracted...(hangs head in shame)

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