Friday, July 05, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

February 1, 2013

This A list celebrity is becoming twisted and demented for being such a young tweener. with so many women wanting to have sex with him, he has a new game before he will consider it. They have to be with his friend or friends first and they have to have sex in a place they might get caught. Our celebrity really enjoys it when his friends take one of these women and have sex with them in one of his cars because he has cameras installed in the rearview mirror of the cars. Very very recently one of his friends was making such a sex run when something happened.

Justin Bieber

29 comments:

libby said...

NO BIEBERS.

Dolphy said...

#fuckyeahfebruary

auntliddy said...

Sick f* ck.

urban chaos said...

I can't wait until he is in Arron? Carter territory

a non a miss said...

I'd rather Biebers than another Parasite or Katherine Webb reveal

Laninna said...

Hope all you February whiners are happy now. Lol

libby said...

Sorry, a non, I can be such a stickler bitch.
Katherine Webb, indeed. You are right.

MadamChef said...

@a non, let's just hope this doesn't trigger an avalanche of Bieber reveals.

hag said...

Who insists on only having your friends' sloppy seconds? Yer doin it wrong, biebs

Svetlana Monsoon said...

Can anyone translate what the fuck this sentence means?: 'Very very recently one of his friends was making such a sex run when something happened.'

Making such a sex run? Am I missing out on something?

LottaColada said...

Are they talking about the accident where the pap died?

icywench said...

My bad. I whined about January. Come on March. lol

BuffaloBlue said...

Haha. This. Idiot.

Svetlana Monsoon said...

IDK @Lotta...but that was a really weird scenario. Something smells fishy. And not just Biebses vag ;)

keirstin brent said...

His friend lil twist got into in accident in Justin's car TMZ covered it pretty hard

keirstin brent said...

His friend lil twist got into in accident in Justin's car TMZ covered it pretty hard

Moonmaid said...

He should just quit show business. I don't think there is one good story of a show business kid. Maybe Ron Howard, but that was a different era. Possibly Anna Paquin.

msgirl said...

I wouldn't say women are throwing themselves at him, but immature girls.

Did a pap die? I didn't know that. I ignore all news related to him.

a non a miss said...

Ahaha as if! You know Ent doesn't read comments

blah blah said...

hilary duff turned out ok.. it seems like

just curious said...

If it's consensual and everyone is "all in" , the bitches are no more sick than he is.

He and Chris should hang out or maybe he should call up Demi Moore. She prolly get a kick outta some teen heartthrob enjoying her dry cooch.

eris hilton said...

I'm convinced he's Joffrey.

Outshined said...

Does his whole deal remind anyone off King Joffrey Baratheon? They're like kindred spirits.

Della said...

You would think he would want 1st dibs. I don't get it.

McMama said...

He really is vile. What a little turd.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

This reminds me of the Clooney-Kendrick reveal, in that it's about people who get paid too much for what they do and do outrageous things to relieve their boredom.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Oh blah.

Anna Nonymous said...

Good Lord, wtf?

elspeth said...

Beibs, unlike most teenage boys, is already satiated w/regular sex.

[Recently saw a video on Kimmel in which Beleiber girls were trouping into one of his concerts. The answers they gave to specious questions were horrifying -- Along the lines of 'Justin can hit his grandmother so hard in the stomach because, OMG, HE'S JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!!'].

Now he prefers visual stimulation because it's so much easier and gets him off just as thoroughly as his physical participation [because of, oh, i don't know, maybe sizzurp or whatever his lounging around drug[s]of choice? Except for his whiny temper tantrums, he seems to live in a state of totally lanquid petulance.

So he has the girls audition w/his hanger-on friends. Win-win. They get the thrills of the girls and the cars and whatever else goes down.

Biebs gets to bankroll the whole floating circus which is easier for him [Because he has no comprehension of struggling for money or living w/o unlimitless funds.]

Sorry -- Can't decide whether to refer to him as opaque phlegm or mucus. He seems to ooze into those pants w/crotches down to the knees and undershirts that reveal no shoulders or muscles. This 'thing' has yet to experience any hormones coursing through its veins to change its physique.

[Can you tell that I'm not a fan?]